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So forgive me, as I might be a bit slow to pick up on sincerity/sarcasm, or maybe I try to never underestimate human stupidity, but is that Why I Am Voting Democrat rant for real or a joke? Actually if you pay attention this is basically what the Democrats platform is. You know it's funny to me, I ...

You know what? I really wanted to but just haven't had the time. But here is a link to some bad ass pumkin carvin skillz. http://www.walyou.com/blog/2008/10/17/pumpkin-faces/ Not bad....... not bad. <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrewianmanis/2987283279/" title="Redrum by mofugger4point0, o...

Actually Blarg, I got it off of a PMSNBC comment board. I did however post this in a bulletin on myspace and sent it in several emails.

necroodin wrote:welcome back to GA man. those indeed look like the true dankness.

Holy fuck it got cold quick. It was nice in Miami. Mid 80s all day long low 70s at night. Then I come home and it's dropping in the 40s. Damn I am ready to go back lol.

Why I am voting Democrat!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending MY MONEY than I would.
I think when you spread the wealth around it is good for everybody! It’s Patriotic!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. All profits are evil and should be confiscated for Government Redistribution.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that MORE Government regulations and higher taxes on Business will stop Business from exporting their jobs to Countries with LESS Government regulations and lower taxes.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe terrorists should be allowed to have trials in American courts. And be able to subpoena top secret documents, soldiers, government officials, etc. to cross examine for their defense.
They should have ACLU lawyers who can help intimidate Americans who serve on the juries!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe Gay Marriage should be the law of the land and will probably produce better children.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe English should not be the official language of the United States. I don’t mind pushing one for English when I use the phone.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe partial birth abortion is okay but water boarding a terrorist is disgusting.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe having a domestic terrorist like Bill Ayers as a close friend is a good thing. It allows for great relations with foreign terrorists.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe in a FREE government health care system. I believe doctors, nurses, hospitals, drug companies, etc. will gladly donate their time, products, services, facilities, etc. for FREE and that will be a better system.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe in and support trial lawyers, frivolous lawsuits and outrageous jury verdicts.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe 9/11 was an inside job to con the American people to go to war for oil.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe social security is solvent and that there is a social security lock box and I don’t believe social security is a Ponzi scheme.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe MOST AMERICANS are bitter and cling to their guns and religion.
Let’s rid our country of guns and religion!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe illegal aliens deserve all the rights of ordinary Americans plus some additional rights Americans do not have.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe corporations should pay higher taxes! I believe higher taxes on business will make the price of their products and services LESS EXPENSIVE.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe groups like ACORN who register felons, drug addicts, wino’s, homeless drifters, illegal aliens, dead people, children, fictional Disney characters, etc. makes my vote count more.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe celebrating the winter solstice shows compassion for the small minority of people that do not celebrate Christmas.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe hard core criminal murders and rapists deserve life and that the innocent unborn deserve death. It’s a choice I can live with.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe Bush caused Hurricane Katrina and he blew-up the levies in the ninth ward of New Orleans.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that any one who is not partaking in one of the many wonderful government programs obviously has too much money and should pay higher taxes.


I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq the terrorists will be happy and now think of us as good people.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe our soldiers are AIR RAIDING villages and killing innocent people.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe sex in the Oval Office with an intern is a private matter and that everybody lies under oath about sex.


I'm votin Demokrat becuse I wus edumkated at a publick sckrool.
I lik da Natsionel Edukatshun Assoseeashun!

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as it does not offend people.
Can’t we all just get along?

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits are wrong. I believe higher taxes on oil companies will produce lower prices at the pump.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need to rid ourselves of dependency on foreign oil, BUT I AM AGAINST offshore drilling for oil and natural gas, drilling in Anwar, building nuclear power plants and clean coal technology.


And finally, I'm voting Democrat because I believe Reverend Wright when he said “GODDAMN AMERICAâ€Â￾ and “OUR CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOSTâ€Â￾.
Hey let’s make a comfortable nest for those chickens!

Here is a good but old one What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. On a side note I just got back from Miami and boy let me tell you the drugs are awesome lol. Picked up some bud while I was there and it was superb. Not a bad price either. ...

nice videos, the first one is clearly the best. shame miami couldn't beat them. Yeah I have to agree the best part is it really does piss a lot of Florida fans off. Just look at the comments. I made the last video. For some reason windows muvee maker doesn't publish it in widescreen like I wanted i...

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I give Tanner respect after getting hammered by Franklin.

I another note how about Chuck getting laid out? How long has it been since he has been KO"d?

I don't know it this is new to anyone else, but it was to me.

http://www.ufc.com/index.cfm?fa=news.detail&gid=14429

that hat is exactly the sort of thing nick gayban would wear. :lol: what's the story behind the free gas pic? and did anyone else see spurrier and the cocks get embarrassed last night against vandy? good times. Yeah I am shocked Vandy is 2-0. I know SC beat NC state last week but spurrier struggled...

Gator fans may know who this guy is and the story behind the picture its worth a good laugh



I am sure all the UGA fans will get a good laugh out of this one also.

This is all that needs to be said. http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e293/zachboom/ugaLogo.jpg Fuck that I am ready for the UF and UM game this weekend. It's all about the da U <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrewianmanis/2827629005/" title="The U by mofugger4point0, on Flickr"><img src="ht...

At first I thought someone had dug up Wille B.

kfoll wrote:

Metalfreak wrote:

kfoll wrote: I am personally looking into moving to California. I hear there are vending machines out there.

ummm are you serious? about moving that is?

Seriously thinking about it...

You should see super high me