New Year's Resolutions

[JägerWolf]

-Do digital art work.
-Practice on my drawing tablet.
-Practice everyday drawing.
-Get more records.
-Learn some languages (Norwegian, Swed, etc).
-Stay in shape or get bigger muscle size. Possibly gain 20 or 30 pounds.
-Maybe get a motorcycle license?
-Find a better job.

[Knucklehead]

-Maybe get a motorcycle license?

Do it. The best way is to take the motorcyle safety class. Although it is a little pricey ($250), it is two days long and you end getting all the prerequisites for your motorcycle endorsement when you pass the class. There is a course component and classroom component. They teach you not only how to ride a bike, but the skills to do so safely. Plus, you'll probably get an insurance discount.

I'd highly recommend it, chief. They fill up quickly, so you'll want to enroll early.

[Diana]

-Maybe get a motorcycle license?

Do it. The best way is to take the motorcyle safety class. Although it is a little pricey ($250), it is two days long and you end getting all the prerequisites for your motorcycle endorsement when you pass the class. There is a course component and classroom component. They teach you not only how to ride a bike, but the skills to do so safely. Plus, you'll probably get an insurance discount.

I'd highly recommend it, chief. They fill up quickly, so you'll want to enroll early.

Unrelated question for my attorney:

So there's this orange prison bus for sale across the street from my job. It's $3500.
A) Do I need a special license to drive this; and
B) Is there any reason I should not purchase it, completely disregarding my previous post about getting out of debt this year? The BFF advises, "To be honest, I don't know how you can afford NOT to buy it." He's never steered me wrong.
Also: C) What kind of licensing is required for mounting a machine gun to the roof?

Knucklehead, I await your guidance. Thanks in advance.

[RegularNate]

Stop smoking. Oh well.

[Knucklehead]

-Maybe get a motorcycle license?

Do it. The best way is to take the motorcyle safety class. Although it is a little pricey ($250), it is two days long and you end getting all the prerequisites for your motorcycle endorsement when you pass the class. There is a course component and classroom component. They teach you not only how to ride a bike, but the skills to do so safely. Plus, you'll probably get an insurance discount.

I'd highly recommend it, chief. They fill up quickly, so you'll want to enroll early.

Unrelated question for my attorney:

So there's this orange prison bus for sale across the street from my job. It's $3500.
A) Do I need a special license to drive this; and
B) Is there any reason I should not purchase it, completely disregarding my previous post about getting out of debt this year? The BFF advises, "To be honest, I don't know how you can afford NOT to buy it." He's never steered me wrong.
Also: C) What kind of licensing is required for mounting a machine gun to the roof?

Knucklehead, I await your guidance. Thanks in advance.

You can mount a machine gun to the roof, but only if you dress like Wez.

[theRothstanator]

1. Get a damn job
2. Be a better person, etc etc
3. Cut out da bullshit

[Diana]

You can mount a machine gun to the roof, but only if you dress like Wez.

Actually I prefer Toecutter:


"Anything I say. What a wonderful philosophy you have. Take him away."

Updated New Year's Resolution:
1. Purchase prison bus Doomsday Vehicle
2. Become Toecutter
3. The End

[Knucklehead]

I never realized how much Toecutter looks like King Buzzo.