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That HAS to be the first time The Beatles AND Metal Church appeared together on a list of ANY kind.

I remember one time, I was taking a piss in the bathroom of some super market and started singing the chorus to "I Cum Blood", for no real particular reason. Unbeknownst to me, there was some guy in the stall next to me, who proceeded to look at me as if I was some sort of Michael Myers-esque nuthou...

The entire movie is just fan-fucking-tastic from start to finish. I have a hard time picking my favorite scene: I guess it will be an eternal toss-up between the scene with Riki-HO and Tarzan in the cell with the lowering roof (watching the guy's fist literally EXPLODE on impact NEVER gets old) and ...

You know, the guy that is, more than likely, going to kick Brock Lesnar's ass for the UFC heavyweight championship in January. I know there's some pretty hardcore MMA fans on here (or at least, there used to), so I thought maybe one or two of you would dig the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l...

So anyway, I had to do a "commemorative speech" for my Public Speaking course, so I elected to do a project on the most admirable person I could think of...G G motherfucking Allin. You know, the punk rock guy that peed and puked and shit on stage and threatened to rape audience members. http://www.y...

Twisted Sister + Alice Cooper + Bobcat Goldwaith + FUCKIN ZOMBIES =

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRgvDf0Fe14

Yeah, it's nothing but shameless self-promotion, but I have a feeling the people around here would get a kick out of it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An83nw3bxwo

He hasn't released anything worth a shit since "Alien", so I'm not too excited about his Merzbow-like attempt to glut the market with soulless crap. A shame, too, since "Terria" and "The Human Equation" are two of my favorite albums EVER.

The Devil’s Rejects was nothing more than third tier knockoff of 70s fare like The Last House on the Left, The Hills Have Eyes, The Incredible Torture Show and Race with the Devil, with blatant thievery of Alexandro Jodorowsky and H.G. Lewis.

And as far as Zombie’s, ahem, “musicâ€Â￾ goes: I’ve always wondered what The Misfits would’ve sounded like with Al Jourgensen controlling the mixing knobs while a retarded chimpanzee took songwriting duties. Thanks a million, Rob!

What's with all of the Jew hate in the metal community? I always thought that nothing was more, as you kids nowadays are so fond of prefacing, BROOTAL than continual subjugation. They basically are the EPITOME of every metal subgenre in existence: Nothing's BLACKER than cremated ash or HEAVIER than ...

...when a motherfucking plane almost crashes into your office? http://www.11alive.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=128202&catid=3 God, what a shitty day it's been having to put up with the nine thousand authoritative bodies that have been galavanting around the premises this afternoon. MORAL OF THE...

While we will be providing costumes and doing the make up . We are also looking for people with their own costumes of NON-COPYRIGHTED TYPES. First off, that's a compound sentence and requires a comma. Secondly, does that mean I can show up to the set dressed as a talentless, pop-cultural dreg of Ho...

Now THAT is what rock and roll is supposed to sound like. Reminds me of great bands like Kyuss and Monster Magnet before they got all MTV-ized.

I thought this was pretty much common knowledge in the metal community. I mean, shit, "Morbid Florist", anybody? Two of the more intriguing gay rumors I've heard: Lemmy (well, bi) and Chuck Schulinder. If the latter is true, I guess it kind of makes sense why the last Death track recorded was a Prie...

The only WWF\E show I've attended at Philips was back in the summer of 2001. Subsuquently, that was also the night of the infamous "ECW Invasion", and a lot of fun was had post-show (Some dude got hit by a fucking Diamond Cutter in a LEGIT street fight at Centennial Park...it was the shit!) Yeah, th...