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by God of Brutality
Fri August 8th, 2008, 7:28 pm
Forum: Concerts
Topic: Aug 9th Breakers
Replies: 4
Views: 1242

Tommorrow night people. Support your local scene!!!!
by God of Brutality
Sat August 2nd, 2008, 3:11 pm
Forum: Concerts
Topic: Aug 9th Breakers
Replies: 4
Views: 1242

ttt
next saturday night folks. Come support the local scene and get drunk with me!!!!!
by God of Brutality
Sat July 26th, 2008, 9:06 pm
Forum: General
Topic: A simple guide to living in a haunted house
Replies: 3
Views: 885

A simple guide to living in a haunted house

Whether your home was the site of a series of grisly murders by an underrated symphony conductor in the 1940s, or was built on a gallows where an innocent man was hanged, chances are you’ll have to deal with a house chock-full of restless spirits. No one likes waking up to the sounds of woeful moans and footsteps. And spirit writing just wrecks your freshly painted walls. So, here are some hints to living in peace with that ghost or getting them the hell out of your abode.

Many spirits are simply confused by the trauma of passing on and do not realize that they are dead. Leave the obits out conspicuously on the coffee table with a few funeral home brochures and headstone catalogues. Chances are they might just get the hint.
To encourage a ghost to leave your home and move on, you should remind them that you legally occupy the house and that they are a guest. When writing out your rent check, loudly lament that the rent is so high and that you wish that everyone in the house would pay their fair share.
If a poltergeist starts flinging objects around or breaking glasses, an-eye-for-an-eye is a good thing to remember. Go to the person’s grave and smash the headstone with a big hammer. See how they like them apples.
Try just ignoring the ghost. If that doesn’t work, annoy them by talking loudly and often about how awesome it is to be alive. Say things like “Gee, sure glad I’m alive and not dead so I can enjoy all of this delicious ice cream.â€Â￾
If you find yourself dealing with a particularly persistent ghost, you may need to call in an expert to help exorcize the house. Or you can just do it yourself, because with a simple prayer you can turn the toilet into a fountain full of holy water.
When performing your own exorcism, remember that not all dead people are Christian. Have nearby handy copies of the Talmud, the Koran, the Bahavagita, Dianetics, the Communist Manifesto and the Zoroastrianistrokan.
Should you actually see an apparition, offer it a cup of tea. No need to be rude, after all.
Spirits often attempt to communicate through spirit writing or through EVP. Just ignore them. They never have anything useful to say.
Sometimes a spirit is traumatized by its death and needs closure before moving on. Remind the ghost that you’re not its damn therapist and that you have better things to do than to help it deal with its magazine rack full of issues.
If, through research in musty volumes at the library, you discover that your house was built on top of an old Indian burial ground, go down to the basement, dig up the bones and move them somewhere else, because we conquered it, it’s our country now and we don’t need stupid, defeated natives’ spirits bugging us all the time.
Turn the tables on the ghost and walk through it repeatedly. Do this especially if the ghost is trying to communicate with you. They find it unbearably annoying.
Only rarely do ghosts appear in photographic or video images. Use this to your advantage by turning your home into a discount portrait studio.
A little-know fact about visitors from the netherworld is that more than anything they hate artificial watermelon scent. Modern air-freshening technology can help you immeasurably.
Knick-knacks while generally an eyesore are also a no-no. Poltergeists can fling such objects all over the place at the least causing a nuisance, at most mild pain and property damage.
If the haunted house you’re living in happens to be part of a theme park or annual holiday celebration, this is not the article you’re looking for. Please see our Tiberium 1966 issue.
Ghosts can be attached to certain objects. If yours is one such as this, do not dispose of the object in the curbside trash pick up as the disposal of paranormal refuse has been strictly regulated by the EPA since 1984. Use the recycling bin.
Sometimes your standard apparitions are semi-permeable. Spraying them with a mister produces lovely visual effects including rainbows and hilarious distortions of the people or objects directly behind the spirit.
If it’s a tree on your property which happens to be the source of the haunting, why not employ the use of a chainsaw?
If you’re willing to strike up a relationship with the deceased, they can really help when cheating at cards.
Ghosts are supposedly kept at bay with iron, but a better repellant is pure disbelief.
by God of Brutality
Thu July 24th, 2008, 7:40 am
Forum: Concerts
Topic: Aug 9th Breakers
Replies: 4
Views: 1242

you guys have been playing alot of shows this summer! Sucks I only got to see one so far since I'm gone...and a 30 band death fest? FUCK YEAH! We have been trying to just get the our name out there and support the scene at the same time. Our venue is doing better all the time so we hope to keep hav...
by God of Brutality
Mon July 21st, 2008, 10:41 am
Forum: Concerts
Topic: Aug 9th Breakers
Replies: 4
Views: 1242

Aug 9th Breakers

Come out and check us"Choking Her" out on the 9th. We are going to be taking a short break after this show to help set up a 30 band death metal fest for late sept./oct. and will be playing some out of town gigs. So come see us if you have not. I promise you will only be mildly disapointed. <a href="...
by God of Brutality
Sun July 20th, 2008, 2:13 am
Forum: Concerts
Topic: July 19th Malefic, Axial Discorrelation, Choking Her,
Replies: 10
Views: 2270

This was a great show, not a huge crowd but a good crowd for a small venue. The people did seem to really be into the Atlanta undergroung scene. Thanks to all the other bands we played with and come see us "Choking Her" again live on 8-9-08 at Breakers... Thanks to anyone that was able to make this ...
by God of Brutality
Thu July 17th, 2008, 7:18 am
Forum: Concerts
Topic: July 19th Malefic, Axial Discorrelation, Choking Her,
Replies: 10
Views: 2270

Bump, this Saturday folks.
by God of Brutality
Thu July 10th, 2008, 9:07 pm
Forum: Concerts
Topic: July 19th Malefic, Axial Discorrelation, Choking Her,
Replies: 10
Views: 2270

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by God of Brutality
Thu July 10th, 2008, 7:25 am
Forum: Concerts
Topic: July 19th Malefic, Axial Discorrelation, Choking Her,
Replies: 10
Views: 2270

All that March will be replacing Organ at this show. $5 bux to get in!!!
by God of Brutality
Mon June 30th, 2008, 3:28 pm
Forum: Concerts
Topic: NOMINON/QUINTA ESSENTIA/LEGIONS OF ASTAROTH/CHOKING HER 7/8
Replies: 33
Views: 6376

ttt

Only a week and day away folks, come support death/black metal in Atlanta!!!!
by God of Brutality
Mon June 30th, 2008, 3:27 pm
Forum: Concerts
Topic: July 19th Malefic, Axial Discorrelation, Choking Her,
Replies: 10
Views: 2270

July 19th Malefic, Axial Discorrelation, Choking Her,

CHOKING HER line up change Organ is not able to play this show, All that March is taking their place. We will be selling beeer at this show. July, 19 2008 at Lil Tree Studios: Malefic, All that March, Axial Discorrelation, Choking Her, 1 more tba!~ 2842 Franklin St. Avondale Estates, Dick Hater, Geo...
by God of Brutality
Sat June 7th, 2008, 5:56 pm
Forum: Concerts
Topic: REVOCATION,COATHANGER ABORTION,CYSTIC DYSENTARY,CHOKING HER
Replies: 35
Views: 6090

The show was great!!! Pretty decent turn out of some brutal death metal. Amanda snagged a free cd so listen to her show to hear some of our songs. Amanda let me know if you need a track list or if the names actually burned along with the cd. Thanks For the support to those who could make it. next sh...
by God of Brutality
Tue May 27th, 2008, 11:00 am
Forum: Concerts
Topic: REVOCATION,COATHANGER ABORTION,CYSTIC DYSENTARY,CHOKING HER
Replies: 35
Views: 6090

bump, a week from friday fuckers!!!!!!!
by God of Brutality
Tue May 20th, 2008, 1:47 pm
Forum: Bands
Topic: Choking Her no more
Replies: 8
Views: 5315

Choking Her no more

Well we just finished recording our 8 song cd. Should be releasing it after mastering is done. I posted one of the rough mix songs on our myspace page. If you want more come see us live..


http://www.myspace.com/chokingher

take a listen, tell us what you think, come see us live!!!!!
by God of Brutality
Thu May 15th, 2008, 11:21 pm
Forum: Concerts
Topic: May 26 Scum of the Earth, Choking Her
Replies: 3
Views: 1011

Re: May 26 Skum of the Earth, Choking Her

ProstheticHead12 wrote:
God of Brutality wrote:Hey guys we got a show on Monday May 26th at the masquerade

Official line up
Skum of the Earth
is that different from the scum of the earth that's a rob zombie side project?
Nope same scum