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MitchTaylor5FDP · Post by **MitchTaylor5FDP** » Thu July 19th, 2012, 9:24 pm

how do we get discovered??? HELP!!!!!

Post by **melkor** » Thu July 19th, 2012, 10:24 pm

1. Record a few demos; distribute only among those selected worthy of your aural blasphemies.
2. Don't talk about your band, make no public appearances, and certainly never, ever play any shows.
3. Bide your time in anticipation of great things to come.
4. Once your old recordings are well and fermented, return to this board and make two threads about your "secret" band, making certain to emphasize its cult nature. It's best if you imagine yourself talking in a monster-truck-rally-announcer voice while you write this out.
5. Bask in your newfound popularity and respect.
6. Hail Satan.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Thu July 19th, 2012, 10:41 pm

melkor wrote:6. Hail Satan.

This.

BlackRoija · Post by **BlackRoija** » Fri July 20th, 2012, 7:07 am

MitchTaylor5FDP

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Fri July 20th, 2012, 8:23 am

[quote="melkor"]1. Record a few demos; distribute only among those selected worthy of your aural blasphemies.
2. Don't talk about your band, make no public appearances, and certainly never, ever play any shows.
3. Bide your time in anticipation of great things to come.
4. Once your old recordings are well and fermented, return to this board and make two threads about your "secret" band, making certain to emphasize its cult nature. It's best if you imagine yourself talking in a monster-truck-rally-announcer voice while you write this out.
5. Bask in your newfound popularity and respect.
6. Hail Satan.[/quote]

lol, everything this dude said is 100% correct.

Kaganator · Post by **Kaganator** » Fri July 20th, 2012, 10:37 am

Metalfreak wrote:
melkor wrote:6. Hail Satan.
This.

^THAT

And the "cult" nature behind some bands is how they keep a big following.

SadisticRitual · Post by **SadisticRitual** » Fri July 20th, 2012, 10:58 am

1. Smoke Weed
2. Hail Stan
3. Become Famous

Holiday Rambler · Post by **Holiday Rambler** » Fri July 20th, 2012, 11:08 am

1. Play music you enjoy.
2. Don't play the same city (even your own) more than 3-4 times a year.
3. When in doubt, see step 1.

BlackRoija · Post by **BlackRoija** » Fri July 20th, 2012, 12:57 pm

Holiday Rambler wrote: 2. Don't play the same city (even your own) more than 3-4 times a year.

This for real. Oversaturation is a killer. Keep em hungry.

RegularNate · Post by **RegularNate** » Fri July 20th, 2012, 1:33 pm

SadisticRitual wrote:1. Smoke Weed
2. Hail Stan
3. Become Famous

Basically how we do brah

SlashAndThrash · Post by **SlashAndThrash** » Fri July 20th, 2012, 5:58 pm

Burn your penis with cigarettes

blackpox · Post by **blackpox** » Sun July 22nd, 2012, 12:14 pm

Base the band on the one guy one screwdriver video and then burn your Penis with cigarettes!!

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