What was the largest turd you ever shat?

Post by **BlazeTSU** » Mon January 30th, 2006, 4:54 pm

AmoebicDysentery wrote:
BlazeTSU wrote:what about "the island"????

when the sum of the turds rises out of the middle of the water and almost hits the asscrack.

thats basically a daily thing for me. a really huge turd is just like a once a week thing
You should make a website with a journal of your bowel movements. Pictures included.

i think i've told you before but i actually used to keep a disposable camera on the sink next to the toilet

there is no telling how many pictures are on there

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Mon January 30th, 2006, 10:50 pm

Sounds like you guys need some fiber.

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Tue January 31st, 2006, 5:19 pm

AmoebicDysentery wrote:
BlazeTSU wrote:what about "the island"????

when the sum of the turds rises out of the middle of the water and almost hits the asscrack.

thats basically a daily thing for me. a really huge turd is just like a once a week thing
You should make a website with a journal of your bowel movements. Pictures included.

check it out
http://www.ratemypoo.com

have you ever fart and it hurt?

palace101 · Post by **palace101** » Tue January 31st, 2006, 7:58 pm

I shat a turd one time and named it Death2all.

donny · Post by **donny** » Tue January 31st, 2006, 11:35 pm

palace101 wrote:I shat a turd one time and named it Death2all.

you sure it wasnt called level?

Post by **Metalfreak** » Wed February 1st, 2006, 9:02 am

I just let one out that was about a foot long...

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Tue February 7th, 2006, 4:11 am

When I was in college, I once produced....a big 'un. In the bathroom for our dorm-floor. I'd say it had to be 12-13" long, the kind that won't fit across the bowl.

I was about to flush the toilet when I saw it. "Holy shit. I can't flush this away. This is a work of art!"

So I left it there.

Later that night I was hanging out in the common room and some of the other guys started talking. "GodDAMN, did you see that huge turd?" "Yeah, that must've hurt like a sonuvabitch!"

I felt like Picasso. There ain't nothin' like being recognized for an, err, job well done.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sun August 30th, 2009, 11:02 am

BlazeTSU wrote:one time i dropped one that slapped against my nuts! it was a public toilet so it had the section missing from the front of the toilet seat. the turd actually broke off, hit my sack and came to rest on the rim. it didn't hurt at all, it came out like friggin greased lightning.....if it hadn't have hit my balls i wouldn't have known it was so huge.

I spent my whole workday yesterday here in "the Toilet" laughing my ass off. Bless all of you for this. But I sent this particular post over to my friend, and he says the following:

"this is more beautiful than shakespeare. i will follow this man into hell."

Just letting you know your work is appreciated.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Sun August 30th, 2009, 4:22 pm

Death2all wrote:
check it out
http://www.ratemypoo.com

how did I miss this the first time? nasty!

egg yolkeo · Post by **egg yolkeo** » Mon August 31st, 2009, 12:29 am

Damn that nasty! ^

Generubin · Post by **Generubin** » Sat September 5th, 2009, 8:23 pm

I'm not sure how long it was but I know it was bigger than my arm. It looked like someone cut off a 16 inch black man's dick and left it in the toilet...........I didn't know my ass could stretch like that >.>

Post by **Metalfreak** » Mon September 7th, 2009, 1:09 pm

Generubin wrote:I'm not sure how long it was but I know it was bigger than my arm. It looked like someone cut off a 16 inch black man's dick and left it in the toilet...........I didn't know my ass could stretch like that >.>

hahaha were you sore afterwards?

Post by **BlazeTSU** » Fri September 11th, 2009, 11:53 pm

Diana wrote:
BlazeTSU wrote:one time i dropped one that slapped against my nuts! it was a public toilet so it had the section missing from the front of the toilet seat. the turd actually broke off, hit my sack and came to rest on the rim. it didn't hurt at all, it came out like friggin greased lightning.....if it hadn't have hit my balls i wouldn't have known it was so huge.
I spent my whole workday yesterday here in "the Toilet" laughing my ass off. Bless all of you for this. But I sent this particular post over to my friend, and he says the following:

"this is more beautiful than shakespeare. i will follow this man into hell."

Just letting you know your work is appreciated.

its nice to be appreciated!

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