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donny · Post by **donny** » Wed July 26th, 2006, 2:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUZ0pkSizRY

this is what happens when rich pretty wannabe REDNECK fags get into a scene they dont know anything about, they suck and only 15 year old kids like their shitty music. even as a joke band (which i hope this is) its abrasive to my ears and not in a good way. i have been listening to real metal for a good many years now and you are definatley the shittiest attempt ive heard so far. i will pay YOU TO STOP TALKING ABOUT FAST CARS , FAST WOMEN AND BURT REYNOLDS . there is no skill or creativity in what you are doing. i sent you that message attempting to save you the embarassment not to be a dick as you are the joke of the atlanta scene at the moment. im sure it wont last long though because after 2 to 3 more shows even your friend wont want to pay the 2 dollars it wastes to see you. suck it easy unless its a shotgun luke

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Wed July 26th, 2006, 3:53 pm

u should lighten up and light up bro

donny · Post by **donny** » Wed July 26th, 2006, 5:12 pm

You never miss an opportunity to whore out a show, do you?

Post by **BoB** » Wed July 26th, 2006, 10:25 pm

They sound like a decent rock band. and whoever did the video is pretty good.

i knew nothing about these guys before this post. nice pr werk donny.

donny · Post by **donny** » Wed July 26th, 2006, 11:51 pm

it was just a parody of another thread more than a slam

Post by **BoB** » Thu July 27th, 2006, 9:36 am

donny wrote:it was just a parody of another thread more than a slam

right you are. I haven't been paying attention lately... especially in the toilet

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Thu July 27th, 2006, 9:39 am

Greg wrote:u should lighten up and light up bro

oh yeah

dave slocum · Post by **dave slocum** » Fri July 28th, 2006, 4:45 pm

donny, please come down to the Justin Parker benefit on August 4th. It's at the Star Bar. Since your way out in the suburbs, b-mail me for some directions. If you need help getting around town, just let me know. I know you suburban kids get a little sketched out coming to the big city, but stick with me kid, I'll intoduce ya to all the cool people. You can go back to the burbs and brag to all your friends about how you "know people from the scene".

If your not old enough to drink, don't sweat it, we got ya covered.....

ProstheticHead12 · Post by **ProstheticHead12** » Fri July 28th, 2006, 8:07 pm

dave slocum wrote:donny, please come down to the Justin Parker benefit on August 4th. It's at the Star Bar. Since your way out in the suburbs, b-mail me for some directions. If you need help getting around town, just let me know. I know you suburban kids get a little sketched out coming to the big city, but stick with me kid, I'll intoduce ya to all the cool people. You can go back to the burbs and brag to all your friends about how you "know people from the scene".

If your not old enough to drink, don't sweat it, we got ya covered.....

Music Hates You is playing that show. Buy my ass some beer and perhaps I'll come with Donny.

dave slocum · Post by **dave slocum** » Sat July 29th, 2006, 9:21 pm

ProstheticHead12 wrote:
dave slocum wrote:donny, please come down to the Justin Parker benefit on August 4th. It's at the Star Bar. Since your way out in the suburbs, b-mail me for some directions. If you need help getting around town, just let me know. I know you suburban kids get a little sketched out coming to the big city, but stick with me kid, I'll intoduce ya to all the cool people. You can go back to the burbs and brag to all your friends about how you "know people from the scene".

If your not old enough to drink, don't sweat it, we got ya covered.....
Music Hates You is playing that show. Buy my ass some beer and perhaps I'll come with Donny.

No way! That fuckin killer, Noah and the boys really fuckin kill it live. I'll buy ya two beers. How bout that!

Donnie you sit in the corner and behave and I maaaay send some girls over to talk ya.....

NeuroNomicon · Post by **NeuroNomicon** » Sun July 30th, 2006, 9:01 am

Dude, donny, you're a cool dude, but if I see that damned hate letter to Pork anywhere else on this forum, one more time, I'm going to curl up and die.

The dude that wrote that needs to take up fiddle or something productive, something other than hatin' on Pork.

Pork may just have the funniest website on the 'net.

donny · Post by **donny** » Sun July 30th, 2006, 12:42 pm

NeuroNomicon wrote:Dude, donny, you're a cool dude, but if I see that damned hate letter to Pork anywhere else on this forum, one more time, I'm going to curl up and die.

The dude that wrote that needs to take up fiddle or something productive, something other than hatin' on Pork.

Pork may just have the funniest website on the 'net.

it was just for that day dude , im not gonna run it into the ground

donny · Post by **donny** » Sun July 30th, 2006, 1:15 pm

dave slocum wrote:donny, please come down to the Justin Parker benefit on August 4th. It's at the Star Bar. Since your way out in the suburbs, b-mail me for some directions. If you need help getting around town, just let me know. I know you suburban kids get a little sketched out coming to the big city, but stick with me kid, I'll intoduce ya to all the cool people. You can go back to the burbs and brag to all your friends about how you "know people from the scene".

If your not old enough to drink, don't sweat it, we got ya covered.....

dude i dont dislike you or your band , it was just a parody .

NeuroNomicon · Post by **NeuroNomicon** » Sun July 30th, 2006, 1:29 pm

Dude, donny, consider that post of ours wrong. That take on the whole Pork/hate thing remixed for Artimus is a riot. At first glance, and without a thorough read, it had been assumed you just put the same Pork/hate post up. Too right, brother.

dave slocum · Post by **dave slocum** » Sun July 30th, 2006, 9:16 pm

donny wrote:
dave slocum wrote:donny, please come down to the Justin Parker benefit on August 4th. It's at the Star Bar. Since your way out in the suburbs, b-mail me for some directions. If you need help getting around town, just let me know. I know you suburban kids get a little sketched out coming to the big city, but stick with me kid, I'll intoduce ya to all the cool people. You can go back to the burbs and brag to all your friends about how you "know people from the scene".

If your not old enough to drink, don't sweat it, we got ya covered.....
dude i dont dislike you or your band , it was just a parody .

Well I dont invite people to shows who don't like the band. Come on down. It's for a good cause, Justin Parker is an Old school Ranchero (sorta like the Dogtown boys of Atlanta) Horrible accident at the Tattoo shop we hang out at caused him to lose both his legs. Dudes got two kids, and it's gonna cost a mint to get prothetics. It' will sell out, but ask for me, and I'll hook ya up....

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