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Post by TheKshatriya » Fri January 19th, 2007, 4:36 am

Incase anyone forgot, Impaled Northern Moonforest song titles:

"Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North"

"Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Satanis"

"Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain"

"Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight"

"Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy"

"Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat"

"Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders" *my personal favorite*

"Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath"

"Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum"

"Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf"

"Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath"

"Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse"

"Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar"

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Post by Holiday Rambler » Fri January 19th, 2007, 4:21 pm

I laffed my anus upside-down at that.

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Post by MS_39455 » Fri January 19th, 2007, 8:29 pm

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Post by WREKage-Paul » Fri January 19th, 2007, 8:50 pm

Wow.


Bal-Sagoth have finally met their match. :)



(And damnit, they're playing this weekend, maybe right now, at Heathen Crusade in the frozen impaled moonforests of Minnesota...)

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Post by TheKshatriya » Fri January 19th, 2007, 9:15 pm

haha bal-sagoth

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Post by Knucklehead » Sat January 20th, 2007, 11:15 pm

That's some pretty funny stuff.

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Post by Blarg! » Sun January 21st, 2007, 8:31 pm

lolololol

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Post by kamal » Mon January 22nd, 2007, 8:11 am

What cracks me up the most is how so many black metal bands/musicians borrow names from Tolkien. Examples include Varg Vikernes' stage name 'Count Grishnackh', which is a reference to an orc in Lord of the Rings, and Gorgoroth, which is another name for Mount Doom.

I guess it all goes back to Greg's D&D statement.
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Post by Blarg! » Mon January 22nd, 2007, 4:46 pm

psh,LOR is a awsome movie

but yeah its kinda goffy with the name thing..

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Post by WREKage-Paul » Fri February 2nd, 2007, 2:58 am

Amon Amarth, Ephel Duath, ....hell, let me grab a Middle Earth map and we'll find loads more. :) (Aside from Cirith Ungol, etc.)

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Post by kfoll » Fri February 2nd, 2007, 9:03 am

WREKage-Paul wrote:Amon Amarth, Ephel Duath, ....hell, let me grab a Middle Earth map and we'll find loads more. :) (Aside from Cirith Ungol, etc.)
Sauron.
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Post by kamal » Fri February 2nd, 2007, 10:39 am

There's seriously a band called Sauron? That's not even trying.
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Post by Pat » Fri February 2nd, 2007, 11:31 pm

kamal wrote:There's seriously a band called Sauron? That's not even trying.
Yeah, pretty good too.

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Post by Metalfreak » Sat February 3rd, 2007, 6:21 pm

Pat wrote:
kamal wrote:There's seriously a band called Sauron? That's not even trying.
Yeah, pretty good too.
I'm pretty sure you can find Gorgoroth on that map!
They had you do a drug test and the forgot to test for drugs???

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Post by WREKage-Paul » Sun February 4th, 2007, 1:49 am

Metalfreak wrote:
Pat wrote:
kamal wrote:There's seriously a band called Sauron? That's not even trying.
Yeah, pretty good too.
I'm pretty sure you can find Gorgoroth on that map!
Yep, Gorgoroth is the plateau in Mordor between the pass of Cirith Ungol and Barad-Dur, where Sauron's forces massed at the end of Return of the King. It isn't a name for Mount Doom....but as I mentioned on WREKage last night, Amon Amarth is "Mount Doom" in Sindarin Elvish.

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