I guess all the metal band names ARE taken

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Sun August 7th, 2005, 5:03 pm

As anyone bored enough to use MySpace can confirm, bands will track you down and request to be added, etc. Well, the last one that requested this of me was called ... Malignant Ovary.

Malignant. Ovary.

Hoo boy.

ratanda · Post by **ratanda** » Sun August 7th, 2005, 9:04 pm

That's pretty funny actually.

ProstheticHead12 · Post by **ProstheticHead12** » Mon August 8th, 2005, 6:23 am

quite funny if you ask me - i hope they get hugely famous.

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Tue August 9th, 2005, 6:07 am

They probably will.

--This, after all, is a world where a completely nonexistent band, mentioned on WREKage as a joke, began to get offers from a major label. Based solely on the band name alone.

The name?

"The Butt-Raping Faggots."

Nope, this is NOT a joke.

ATLmetal.com · Post by **ATLmetal.com** » Tue August 9th, 2005, 8:56 pm

My all time favorite would have to be...

Beafy and the Butt Fuckers

A friend of mine from NY came up with that name. He wanted us to start some crazy industial, death metal type shit, and wanted to use that name.

funny shit, totaly couldn't go through with it.

Jeremy

soulvoid · Post by **soulvoid** » Thu August 11th, 2005, 11:22 am

Thanks for the memory Paul
LOL The Butt Raping Faggots
The joke band I created with the help of a friend. We were an acoustic version of Anal Cunt , or Festering Puke which shitty noise band you can think of. Shawn Londo used to play like 5 minutes of our JOKE demo weekly , and he was getting questions about our band from Relapse and one other label , while at music conferences , however he told them we were just a joke band , therfor killing my dreams of being the next big thing on MTV. DAMN I could have been a ROCKSTAR. Quite funny and it would get requested ALOT. Beleive it or not.

soulvoid · Post by **soulvoid** » Thu August 11th, 2005, 1:42 pm

I say there are alot of good band names left here are a few ideas

Impaled Rectum ( a twist off my joke band)
Rotted Urine
Bleeding Jehovah
Heartless Whores ( Could Be The Next Kittie)
The Pussfilled Maggots (Death Metal Doo Wop?)
Damaged Fate
Apathetic Agony (HC Maybe)

just some ideas

frankinzombie666 · Post by **frankinzombie666** » Wed January 11th, 2006, 2:48 pm

my kuzen starts all his bands, he just gets tired of his old band members and quits and starts a new band.haha. anyways. he has been in three bands called:

1.testickl chomp.
2.widened rectum.
3.glorfabustekticktorone. (glor-fabus-tek-tick-tor-rone)

membrane68 · Post by **membrane68** » Sat January 14th, 2006, 3:03 am

Just go by the formula "adjective noun" randomly, and you can come up with tons of new names.

Here's one off the top of my head:

Multidimensional Leprechaun

Zane · Post by **Zane** » Sat January 14th, 2006, 3:09 pm

I have always noticed names of Death Metal bands always try to reflect darkness and death, so what if they picked names that were in ironic contrast to thier music? Pink Funeral? Consentual Intercourse? Polite Assertion? I could go on, but............

Post by **Metalfreak** » Sat January 14th, 2006, 3:21 pm

Zane wrote:I have always noticed names of Death Metal bands always try to reflect darkness and death, so what if they picked names that were in ironic contrast to thier music? Pink Funeral? Consentual Intercourse? Polite Assertion? I could go on, but............

haha I'd like to see that!

Aami · Post by **Aami** » Sun January 29th, 2006, 2:21 pm

Genital Mousetrap Circus is pretty funny, and I saw one the other day called Anal Stench. eeeeew.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Sun January 29th, 2006, 8:47 pm

Aami wrote:Genital Mousetrap Circus is pretty funny, and I saw one the other day called Anal Stench. eeeeew.

i havent heard anything about genital mousetrap circus in years. werent they from augusta???

Post by **Metalfreak** » Mon January 30th, 2006, 8:42 am

Aami wrote:Genital Mousetrap Circus is pretty funny, and I saw one the other day called Anal Stench. eeeeew.

haha I have a song by Anal Stench...it's on some compilation of Polish bands.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Mon January 30th, 2006, 9:50 pm

here's one...36 inch defacation...that's one looong poop

AtlantaMetal

I guess all the metal band names ARE taken

I guess all the metal band names ARE taken

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