Halt!

[braindrag]

The next time I catch some Yuppie fucker letting their dog shit in my or someone else yard in my neighborhood there will be hell to pay.

These fucking assholes are the most inconsiderate fucks on the planet and are taking up too much space and using too many natural resources. Something must be done.

[Blarg!]

What If I take a shit in your lawn?

[braindrag]

What If I take a shit in your lawn?

Then you'd be a yuppie dog.

[Blarg!]

What If I take a shit in your lawn?

Then you'd be a yuppie dog.

hmm,I see

[BlackRoija]

Install a turret in your window and unleash the focking fyoory next time you see a dog in your yard.

[mrjumping]

What If I take a shit in your lawn?

I dare you

[Blarg!]

What If I take a shit in your lawn?

I dare you

No,Ill just throw a water balloon at your house and scream "Daath sucks!" and drive away



...not really

[Holiday Rambler]

This lady used to let her dog come shit right near my bushes, across my entire lawn. She'd stand there, on my property, 20 feet from the sidewalk, watching her dog force a corn-backed rattler out.

"Can I help you?"
"Oh, just letting *I forget its name* do his business! I'll clean it up!"
"Well, I don't want dog shit on my lawn. Keep walking."

I don't get it either. It's like the fact that they're picking it up gives them license to let their animal drop cable anywhere they feel like it. Use the fucking curb or something.

[mrjumping]

What If I take a shit in your lawn?

I dare you

No,Ill just throw a water balloon at your house and scream "Daath sucks!" and drive away



...not really

That wouldn't be nearly as ballsy as you trying to take that shit

[Metalfreak]

This lady used to let her dog come shit right near my bushes, across my entire lawn. She'd stand there, on my property, 20 feet from the sidewalk, watching her dog force a corn-backed rattler out.

"Can I help you?"
"Oh, just letting *I forget its name* do his business! I'll clean it up!"
"Well, I don't want dog shit on my lawn. Keep walking."

I don't get it either. It's like the fact that they're picking it up gives them license to let their animal drop cable anywhere they feel like it. Use the fucking curb or something.

yeah they should use the curb. When my boyfriend walks his dog, that's what he does.

[braindrag]

This lady used to let her dog come shit right near my bushes, across my entire lawn. She'd stand there, on my property, 20 feet from the sidewalk, watching her dog force a corn-backed rattler out.

"Can I help you?"
"Oh, just letting *I forget its name* do his business! I'll clean it up!"
"Well, I don't want dog shit on my lawn. Keep walking."

I don't get it either. It's like the fact that they're picking it up gives them license to let their animal drop cable anywhere they feel like it. Use the fucking curb or something.

yeah they should use the curb. When my boyfriend walks his dog, that's what he does.

Yeah it's not just about picking it up. It takes time to plant shit in your yard and you don't want dogs trampling all over it. I have nothing against dogs but if you can't be a responsible dog owner. Don't have one.

I saw this dog trample all over stuff that this lady planted. So I'm gonna start taking pictures and posting signs in the neighborhood with their pics on it saying, "Don't Be An Asshole".

Somebody could be hiding their special plants in between all the other plants. You have to be careful.

[Blarg!]

This lady used to let her dog come shit right near my bushes, across my entire lawn. She'd stand there, on my property, 20 feet from the sidewalk, watching her dog force a corn-backed rattler out.

"Can I help you?"
"Oh, just letting *I forget its name* do his business! I'll clean it up!"
"Well, I don't want dog shit on my lawn. Keep walking."

I don't get it either. It's like the fact that they're picking it up gives them license to let their animal drop cable anywhere they feel like it. Use the fucking curb or something.

yeah they should use the curb. When my boyfriend walks his dog, that's what he does.

Yeah it's not just about picking it up. It takes time to plant shit in your yard and you don't want dogs trampling all over it. I have nothing against dogs but if you can't be a responsible dog owner. Don't have one.

I saw this dog trample all over stuff that this lady planted. So I'm gonna start taking pictures and posting signs in the neighborhood with their pics on it saying, "Don't Be An Asshole".

Somebody could be hiding their special plants in between all the other plants. You have to be careful.

well thats just horrible,you should consult your neighborhood board,Im sure the soccer moms feel the same way,how awful!


or you could just post a sign in your lawn saying "you poop,I shoot"

[braindrag]

This lady used to let her dog come shit right near my bushes, across my entire lawn. She'd stand there, on my property, 20 feet from the sidewalk, watching her dog force a corn-backed rattler out.

"Can I help you?"
"Oh, just letting *I forget its name* do his business! I'll clean it up!"
"Well, I don't want dog shit on my lawn. Keep walking."

I don't get it either. It's like the fact that they're picking it up gives them license to let their animal drop cable anywhere they feel like it. Use the fucking curb or something.

yeah they should use the curb. When my boyfriend walks his dog, that's what he does.

Yeah it's not just about picking it up. It takes time to plant shit in your yard and you don't want dogs trampling all over it. I have nothing against dogs but if you can't be a responsible dog owner. Don't have one.

I saw this dog trample all over stuff that this lady planted. So I'm gonna start taking pictures and posting signs in the neighborhood with their pics on it saying, "Don't Be An Asshole".

Somebody could be hiding their special plants in between all the other plants. You have to be careful.

well thats just horrible,you should consult your neighborhood board,Im sure the soccer moms feel the same way,how awful!


or you could just post a sign in your lawn saying "you poop,I shoot"

The soccer moms are the problem. I'm just thinking of putting spikes down.

[Blarg!]

This lady used to let her dog come shit right near my bushes, across my entire lawn. She'd stand there, on my property, 20 feet from the sidewalk, watching her dog force a corn-backed rattler out.

"Can I help you?"
"Oh, just letting *I forget its name* do his business! I'll clean it up!"
"Well, I don't want dog shit on my lawn. Keep walking."

I don't get it either. It's like the fact that they're picking it up gives them license to let their animal drop cable anywhere they feel like it. Use the fucking curb or something.

yeah they should use the curb. When my boyfriend walks his dog, that's what he does.

Yeah it's not just about picking it up. It takes time to plant shit in your yard and you don't want dogs trampling all over it. I have nothing against dogs but if you can't be a responsible dog owner. Don't have one.

I saw this dog trample all over stuff that this lady planted. So I'm gonna start taking pictures and posting signs in the neighborhood with their pics on it saying, "Don't Be An Asshole".

Somebody could be hiding their special plants in between all the other plants. You have to be careful.

well thats just horrible,you should consult your neighborhood board,Im sure the soccer moms feel the same way,how awful!


or you could just post a sign in your lawn saying "you poop,I shoot"

The soccer moms are the problem. I'm just thinking of putting spikes down.

hahaha,Poor dog leans down to dump a load off and gets a asshole full of SPIKE

[Death2all]

The next time I catch some Yuppie fucker letting their dog shit in my or someone else yard in my neighborhood there will be hell to pay.

These fucking assholes are the most inconsiderate fucks on the planet and are taking up too much space and using too many natural resources. Something must be done.

In the voice of Nelson Muntz haha. That reminds me of that movie the Burbs with Tom Hanks.

This little guy loves to shit in my neighbor's yard. Now I don't have to worry about stepping in shit when I cut my grass.