Metal in unmetal places

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Wed April 13th, 2011, 8:56 pm

When I worked at Pizza Hut I was blasting Emperor while closing up one night, and one of the girls cocked her head toward the speakers in the ceiling and asked, "Is that radio on a station?"

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu April 14th, 2011, 5:42 am

DeathfareDevil wrote:When I worked at Pizza Hut I was blasting Emperor while closing up one night, and one of the girls cocked her head toward the speakers in the ceiling and asked, "Is that radio on a station?"

I have a radio that only gets one station, and it's the station broadcasting live from the dream sequences in Prince of Darkness:

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Except instead of broadcasting dire warnings, it's selling mattresses and giving news breaks. It's really fucked up. We call it The Devil Radio.

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Thu April 14th, 2011, 11:31 am

Diana wrote: Except instead of broadcasting dire warnings, it's selling mattresses and giving news breaks. It's really fucked up. We call it The Devil Radio.

If you cast that radio out to sea, one day, after the world has been irradiated, a cargo cult in the southern hemisphere will summon their deities with the intonation, "that's 4801, that's 4801, that's 4801 Buford Hiiiiiiiiiiiiighwaaayyy."

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Fri April 15th, 2011, 1:01 am

DeathfareDevil wrote:
Diana wrote: Except instead of broadcasting dire warnings, it's selling mattresses and giving news breaks. It's really fucked up. We call it The Devil Radio.

If you cast that radio out to sea, one day, after the world has been irradiated, a cargo cult in the southern hemisphere will summon their deities with the intonation, "that's 4801, that's 4801, that's 4801 Buford Hiiiiiiiiiiiiighwaaayyy."

--And even more frightening....it will WORK.

I know I always get a shiver of fear up my spine when I pass a "Mattress Giant" store.
Fire Giants, Frost Giants...these are known to us. But the dreaded Mattress Giants are elusive. They lurk, always ready to, err, box-spring their traps and smother the unwary with soft cushions.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Fri April 15th, 2011, 7:47 pm

Where: My house
When: Just now.

I'm enjoying Bathory's "Equimanthorn" on the shitty speakers that come with this laptop when my wife walks in the room and says, "headphones are nice." She then adds, "from across the house, it sounded like a pipe had burst."

Moloc · Post by **Moloc** » Mon April 25th, 2011, 9:31 am

Saw this in my bookstore:

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Tue May 3rd, 2011, 8:30 pm

United States of Tara
Eddie Izzard (big <3s!) plays a psych professor who has a Motorhead album (pretty sure it's No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith) on a shelf and listens to some heavy shit (couldn't place it from the brief clip) in his ugly Porsche.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Tue May 3rd, 2011, 10:52 pm

What: An essay about how Christians should pray for OBL's soul.
Where: CNN
Who: Rev. David Lewicki, pastor at the North Decatur Presybterian, here in Decatur.

Buried deep in the comments (and don't ask why I reading that far): "This guy needs to listen to more Black Sabbath."

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed May 4th, 2011, 7:56 am

badcarburetor wrote:United States of Tara
Eddie Izzard (big <3s!) plays a psych professor who has a Motorhead album (pretty sure it's No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith) on a shelf and listens to some heavy shit (couldn't place it from the brief clip) in his ugly Porsche.

Good show! I haven't started the new season yet so I'll have to keep an eye out for it

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Tue May 24th, 2011, 8:55 pm

badcarburetor wrote:United States of Tara
Eddie Izzard (big <3s!) plays a psych professor who has a Motorhead album (pretty sure it's No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith) on a shelf and listens to some heavy shit (couldn't place it from the brief clip) in his ugly Porsche.

On the most recent episode the main character is transitioning into a new alter and Deceiver by Judas Priest gets about a minute of play time.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu May 26th, 2011, 9:17 am

My brother called me last night to tell me Judas Priest was on American Idol. He watches the shit out of some American Idol. He says they did "Breaking the Law" and "You've Got Another Thing Comin'." I didn't see it because I was at Publix, but he said Halford was in all his leather finery.

He called me the night Iggy Pop was on too, so I got to see his rotisserie hide slither all over the judges' table. That was most excellent. Then we decided we felt really bad for Iggy and turned it off to preserve his dignity. Or "dignity."

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Fri June 3rd, 2011, 12:59 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrotizing_fasciitis

Note the comment near the bottom regarding Slayer's Jeff Hanneman.

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Sat June 4th, 2011, 2:23 pm

I was at a funeral this weekend and a chick walked in a BEHEMOTH shirt. She ruled.

On second thought, the "metalness" of funerals is open to debate. This was was in some wacky Baptist Church. I think those places are pretty unmetal, unless they are all ashy.

Odinson666 · Post by **Odinson666** » Sat June 4th, 2011, 4:12 pm

i would asked for her number , chicks wearing metal shirts are hot,

deathly_fighter · Post by **deathly_fighter** » Sat June 18th, 2011, 12:01 pm

shows booked in east atlanta. HAHAHAHAHA

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