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Re: Fucked up movies
This shit's seriously fucked up.
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That one part -- you know what part I'm talking about, when he's interviewing -- I laughed SO HARD. I loved this film. Except that my DVD is labeled where the part you're about to see was later edited out, and that's kind of distracting. So I need to get the new release.
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Snow on tha Bluff
Obviously we all know that The Bluff is fucking dangerous, but here's an inside look at the lifestyle there.
SotB is a "found footage" tale of a robbery boy/drug dealer named Curtis Snow. Basically, he rips a high end video camera off some college kids and then proceeds to document his life. I think a lot of this shit is for real. Not the home invasions and gun battles, but the hood life aspect.There is no way that these dudes could have memorized and acted out a lot of this shit, not too mention how many people and things are fuzzed out. I like how it blurs fiction and reality. If you don't speak ATL ghetto black fluently you'll be totally lost, as this flick begs for subtitles.
The story is that Curtis Snow sought out the director and asked him to make a movie about his life. Snow on tha Bluff is supposedly the "real life" result.
Yeah, this flick is fucked up.
It played at the Plaza last weekend, but I streamed it on Netflix.
Obviously we all know that The Bluff is fucking dangerous, but here's an inside look at the lifestyle there.
SotB is a "found footage" tale of a robbery boy/drug dealer named Curtis Snow. Basically, he rips a high end video camera off some college kids and then proceeds to document his life. I think a lot of this shit is for real. Not the home invasions and gun battles, but the hood life aspect.There is no way that these dudes could have memorized and acted out a lot of this shit, not too mention how many people and things are fuzzed out. I like how it blurs fiction and reality. If you don't speak ATL ghetto black fluently you'll be totally lost, as this flick begs for subtitles.
The story is that Curtis Snow sought out the director and asked him to make a movie about his life. Snow on tha Bluff is supposedly the "real life" result.
Yeah, this flick is fucked up.
It played at the Plaza last weekend, but I streamed it on Netflix.
"God created the devil? At least he did *something* cool." Homer J. Simpson
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HOCKEY FLICKS
Not exactly "fucked up" but quite violent and that's probably of interest to this board. Speaking of, does anyone here go to Gwinnett Gladiator games? I'm jonesing after the loss of the Thrashers and love minor league sports, so I'm looking at limited season tickets for next weekend and want to sit with some rowdy motherfuckers.
GOON
A couple weeks ago Diana and I were discussing SLAP SHOT at the Highlander when a mutual friend said, "Have you seen GOON?" I was a bit wary at the description (it stars Seann William Scott), but I trust this guy so I bumped it up on my list.
It's no SS, but what could be? That movie is in my top 10 and maybe even top 5 films of all time. It's not fair to compare GOON to SS, but it's inevitable, really. Where SS was gritty, GOON is zanier. That's OK. Times have changed and GOON didn't drop down to Wil Farrell levels of silliness, but does lean a little in that direction. Accept that and take GOON for what it is and it excels.
The short story is that SWS's character is dumb. Really dumb. He comes from a line of brilliant surgeons and he's "just" a bar bouncer. But dude can take a punch and he can give a punch. He's caught on TV kicking the shit out of a hockey player who attacks him at a game and gets drafted to the team in spite of never having skated before. His job is pretty much solely to fight at the manager's (played by Tig from Sons of Anarchy) command. Inevitably, he has to face the toughest guy in the league who is about to retire. That guy is Liev Schrieber. I never thought I'd take him seriously as a tough guy, but he pulls it off. And does it with a very nice biker 'stache. I like that a lot.
Apparently, this is based loosely on a book of the same name about a minor league player named Doug "The Hammer" Smith. Keep the credits on long enough to see some clips of his greatest fights.
The soundtrack is works, there's a lot of interesting trivia behind how the film was made and the style is just flashy enough to bridge the attention spans of younger folks without being too much for people like me who prefer 80s less stylized fight choreography. In short, GOON is the kind of film that really punches above its weight and is certainly worthy of, at least, a second viewing, but is likely the kind of flick that I could watch annually.
Not exactly "fucked up" but quite violent and that's probably of interest to this board. Speaking of, does anyone here go to Gwinnett Gladiator games? I'm jonesing after the loss of the Thrashers and love minor league sports, so I'm looking at limited season tickets for next weekend and want to sit with some rowdy motherfuckers.
GOON
A couple weeks ago Diana and I were discussing SLAP SHOT at the Highlander when a mutual friend said, "Have you seen GOON?" I was a bit wary at the description (it stars Seann William Scott), but I trust this guy so I bumped it up on my list.
It's no SS, but what could be? That movie is in my top 10 and maybe even top 5 films of all time. It's not fair to compare GOON to SS, but it's inevitable, really. Where SS was gritty, GOON is zanier. That's OK. Times have changed and GOON didn't drop down to Wil Farrell levels of silliness, but does lean a little in that direction. Accept that and take GOON for what it is and it excels.
The short story is that SWS's character is dumb. Really dumb. He comes from a line of brilliant surgeons and he's "just" a bar bouncer. But dude can take a punch and he can give a punch. He's caught on TV kicking the shit out of a hockey player who attacks him at a game and gets drafted to the team in spite of never having skated before. His job is pretty much solely to fight at the manager's (played by Tig from Sons of Anarchy) command. Inevitably, he has to face the toughest guy in the league who is about to retire. That guy is Liev Schrieber. I never thought I'd take him seriously as a tough guy, but he pulls it off. And does it with a very nice biker 'stache. I like that a lot.
Apparently, this is based loosely on a book of the same name about a minor league player named Doug "The Hammer" Smith. Keep the credits on long enough to see some clips of his greatest fights.
The soundtrack is works, there's a lot of interesting trivia behind how the film was made and the style is just flashy enough to bridge the attention spans of younger folks without being too much for people like me who prefer 80s less stylized fight choreography. In short, GOON is the kind of film that really punches above its weight and is certainly worthy of, at least, a second viewing, but is likely the kind of flick that I could watch annually.
"God created the devil? At least he did *something* cool." Homer J. Simpson
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I love the heart is deceitful...but I consider it one of my artsy wank films and not fucked up though along those lines Shame with micheal fassbender gives you depraved depression afterwards , I'm sure we already said Vulgar and Happiness should be mentioned for the spunk licking dog If nothing elsedopesmoker wrote:I dont know if any one has mentioned these movies yet but The Heart is Deceitful Above all Other Things and snow town.
I'm sure if anyone followed me around after two am dragon con it would have comes across like a mixture of all the above...minus the spunk licking dog since furries don't count
theRothstanator said, and I quote: "Wanna borrow this? Tommy hates it."
If this is true, you and I have no quarrel, Sir. The first 30 minutes or so were pretty entertaining, and I have the lock screen on my phone covered for the next few months:
And my favorite:
But after a while it was just the same thing over and over, miserable drunks saying offensive stuff and reading insulting poems. I didn't expect Citizen Kane or anything, it's Troma for fuck's sake, but there's no progression, just more of the same people insulting each other and not doing much else. Having said that, I did burn a copy because Wilson hasn't seen it and I owe him for Uncle Goddamn. He deserves this.
theRothstanator also loaned me Sharks in Venice:
which she gleefully announced is "a SyFy Channel Original starring Stephen Baldwin!" That's all she had to say. Behold the master plying his craft:
We're in the middle of watching 30 Rock on Netflix, so it's really painful to watch Stephen struggling with all his might to "act" after we've been watching Alec run a virtual Acting Clinic on 30 Rock. It's a good thing Stephen spent half the movie diving -- or rather, his stuntman did -- because the water offered suitable cover for his coke-sweats. Jesus he's awful.
Girl, when I texted you and told you this junk was terrible, it was not an insult. It is gloriously shitty. Though I did get a little bored by the end and I spent the whole movie wanting to slap the pinched face of his "love interest." Also the female Italian cop was not shy about checking what time it was, assessing how much longer she had to tolerate this bullshit. Ha. Two thumbs up!
Of course we must dedicate this film to sleyja's upcoming trip to Italy, which is what started this whole conversation. Watch out for sharks!
If this is true, you and I have no quarrel, Sir. The first 30 minutes or so were pretty entertaining, and I have the lock screen on my phone covered for the next few months:
And my favorite:
But after a while it was just the same thing over and over, miserable drunks saying offensive stuff and reading insulting poems. I didn't expect Citizen Kane or anything, it's Troma for fuck's sake, but there's no progression, just more of the same people insulting each other and not doing much else. Having said that, I did burn a copy because Wilson hasn't seen it and I owe him for Uncle Goddamn. He deserves this.
theRothstanator also loaned me Sharks in Venice:
which she gleefully announced is "a SyFy Channel Original starring Stephen Baldwin!" That's all she had to say. Behold the master plying his craft:
We're in the middle of watching 30 Rock on Netflix, so it's really painful to watch Stephen struggling with all his might to "act" after we've been watching Alec run a virtual Acting Clinic on 30 Rock. It's a good thing Stephen spent half the movie diving -- or rather, his stuntman did -- because the water offered suitable cover for his coke-sweats. Jesus he's awful.
Girl, when I texted you and told you this junk was terrible, it was not an insult. It is gloriously shitty. Though I did get a little bored by the end and I spent the whole movie wanting to slap the pinched face of his "love interest." Also the female Italian cop was not shy about checking what time it was, assessing how much longer she had to tolerate this bullshit. Ha. Two thumbs up!
Of course we must dedicate this film to sleyja's upcoming trip to Italy, which is what started this whole conversation. Watch out for sharks!
There is definitely some stiff competition in that category.MS_39455 wrote:Truth. Five years later, I still can't believe I made it through the whole film. Definitely in the running for worst pile of shit Lloyd Kaufman ever put the Troma name on.Diana wrote:If this is true, you and I have no quarrel, Sir.
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