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Generubin · Post by **Generubin** » Tue April 19th, 2011, 5:28 pm

Ryan wrote:

Holiday Rambler · Post by **Holiday Rambler** » Thu April 21st, 2011, 10:19 am

Post by **Brian** » Thu April 21st, 2011, 11:04 am

is your avatar the frontman for COMPLETE?

Holiday Rambler · Post by **Holiday Rambler** » Thu April 21st, 2011, 1:24 pm

His name is Curtis Brumbalon, my friend!

egg yolkeo · Post by **egg yolkeo** » Thu April 21st, 2011, 4:09 pm

Artist: Complete
Song: Hoogie Boogie Land
Tabbed by: Gross

Around 120 BPM

Main Bassline throughout the song:
G[----------------]
D[----------------]
A[-12-12p10-------]
E[----------12-12-]

Then switch it up every now and then with this for good measure:
G[----------------]
D[----------------]
A[-10-10p8--------]
E[----------10-10-]

Finsish off with this and repeat all over for 4 and a half minutes:
G[------------------]
D[------------------]
A[-9-9-11-11-12-12+-]
E[------------------]

(+) Let Ring

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Fri April 22nd, 2011, 12:58 am

There does appear to be a Complete cover band, but they sort of blow. Someone can do this better.

<object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ljiGr9n0pbQ?fs ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ljiGr9n0pbQ?fs ... n_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="390"></embed></object>

http://www.youtube.com/user/ukesgp
This is the user's page with multiple uploads of the covers. I haven't made it through one entire song yet, but ... Actually I don't know why I am posting it. This is the equivalent of, "this tastes terrible; here, try some."

egg yolkeo · Post by **egg yolkeo** » Fri April 22nd, 2011, 2:35 am

the first comment from the youtube page reads
"a valiant effort but you are falling into a natural groove which defeats the purpose. Complete's music is very complicated and the timing structure cannot be constrained by some mere groove. Complete and total Freedom outside the constraints of time must be embraced. Free your mind first, then abandon the groove and touch touch the freedom of Complete Musical Abandon.Complete rides a groove controlled by the cosmos unbound by mortal constraints. Plus you need a Gorilla Amp and lots of whiskey."
:]

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat April 23rd, 2011, 5:37 am

New Tonetta video:

<object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JeLMAwPYkr4?fs ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JeLMAwPYkr4?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="390"></embed></object>

When this guy does turn out to be Buffalo Bill, I'm still going to think this is quality entertainment. Just for the record.

Moloc · Post by **Moloc** » Sat April 23rd, 2011, 8:12 am

I was afraid to watch that video.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat April 23rd, 2011, 10:07 am

Moloc wrote:I was afraid to watch that video.

One commenter posts on all of Tonetta's videos: "I find this difficult to masturbate to."

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Sat April 23rd, 2011, 3:48 pm

Somehow it became even more unsettling when I learned that the songs are played and sung by him as well. Supposedly he's been writing, performing, and filming these little ditties for over 25 years. So you see, the internet was merely a cosmological response to the solar furnace of creativity that is Tonetta. Now if I can paraphrase Adam Carolla, I am going to masturbate, vomit, shower, and kill myself.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Fri April 29th, 2011, 3:01 pm

My work-mates thought that this was pretty funny. They sent it around with the idea of ribbing me.

I didn't really see the humor.

MenstrualBubbles · Post by **MenstrualBubbles** » Fri April 29th, 2011, 4:11 pm

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Insufficient Weapon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Fri April 29th, 2011, 7:10 pm

Knucklehead wrote:My work-mates thought that this was pretty funny. They sent it around with the idea of ribbing me.

I didn't really see the humor.

I feel your pain. Apparently that vid is making the rounds today. I was hoping I'd at least discover an interesting new band out of it, but ... no. On a related note, are my dreams getting weirder or was there a video of Gaahl doing some goofy vocal warm up exercises? So far my hunt has been fruitless.

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