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Post by Jane Doe » Wed November 30th, 2005, 12:34 am

Do they kick ass live?


Also, we can make this POST YOU FAVOURITE ANAL CUNT LYRICS thread.

I'll start:



Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot

harvey fierstein told me you guys ruled
john zorn called to tell me you're great
the caller i.d. was from a gay bar
you guys fucking suck

any guy who likes you
like neurosis and dicks up his ass
you think you're so fucking original
gay bars used to be original too

you never get bad reviews
because all the writers shoot up cum
everyone who likes you
is a gay homosexual faggot







Bonus Track #5

[Sung In The Key Of Gene Simmons Counting Money]

you'd better watch out
i own a bank mahine
you only took out 10
i charged you for 19
you'd better watch out
i'm a jew named gene
etc.






I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You

YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT
YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST
YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT

I LAUGHED AS I WATCHED HIM RAPE YOU
THEN I BROUGHT HIM A FEW BEERS
EVERY YEAR ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR RAPE
I SEND HIM A THANKYOU CARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING DYKE CUNT

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
CUZ YOU'RE A STUPED DYKE CUNT



I know they're offensive, but this band has a sense of humor that you won't find anywhere else.

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Post by necroodin » Wed November 30th, 2005, 5:48 am

Anal Cunt are awesome.

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Post by Asrynth » Wed November 30th, 2005, 9:02 am

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Post by Matt » Wed November 30th, 2005, 9:20 am

I Like Drugs And Child Abuse

I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE BEATS HIM UP, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D
BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED
I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL
I LIKE DOING DRUGS AND BEATING UP KIDS

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Post by Greg » Wed November 30th, 2005, 9:34 am

"Being Ignorant is Awesome" should be renamed "Atlanta Metal Forum Theme Song":


I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDS
I LIKE TO LAUGH AT CRIPPLES
I LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS
I LIKE TO BEAT WOMEN

I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING
I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS
I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE
I LIKE ASSUMING WOMEN ARE DUMB CUNTS

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHING
I LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKS
I LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE PEOPLE CANT DRIVE
I LIKE ASSUMING WOMEN ARE DUMB CUNTS

I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT
I LIKE BEING IGNORANT

I DON'T WANT TO READ THE PAPER
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE NEWS
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON
I JUST WANT TO KEEP HATING YOU

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Post by AmoebicDysentery » Wed November 30th, 2005, 10:41 am

I have a few live AxCx videos and they're all very entertaining. One of the classic grind/noise bands. The fact that Seth Putnam went into a coma and now lives in a home for cripples proves that karma does indeed exist!

http://bostonphoenix.com/boston/music/c ... 023497.asp


I'm Not That Kind of Boy (from the Picnic of Love CD)
I was selling flowers by the side of the road
And you came to the flower stand
I was telling you about pansies and roses
But you tried to grab my hand

I'm flattered, but it's my choice
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy
You may see a heart as a toy
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

You think love is a game, whatever you wish
But for me it's years till that magical first kiss
I'll wait until my heart's on cloud nine
Your lust-filled existence is far out of line

I'm flattered, but it's my choice
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy
You may see a heart as a toy
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

You dared to ask me for a date alone
I was shocked you didn't want a chaperone
You were attractive, but way too fast
How could you expect this to ever last?

I'm flattered, but it's my choice
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy
You may see a heart as a toy
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

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Post by Chris Masochist » Wed November 30th, 2005, 12:13 pm

You do know that you can send Seth putnam an e-mail about anything, he actually responds.

His interviews are funny, especially when he called out Chris Barnes for a fight.


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Post by Chris Masochist » Wed November 30th, 2005, 12:17 pm

What happened between you and Chris Barnes?

Seth: me and josh were looking for a new drummer for a.c. sometime in 1996 (before we got nate). the only reason we went to the six feet under show was to hand out flyers looking for a new drummer. while 6fu were on, we were heckling them. after the show, chris barnes grabbed me by the shirt, which felt like being grabbed by a weak 2 year old. i asked him if he wanted to fight me outside, and he said yes. stupidly, i turned my back to walk out the front door and fight that gay midget faggot. as my back was turned, i got jumped by about 5 of his roadies/friends/whatever. the bouncers threw me out. chris barnes never touched me. i had some kid go up to the 6fu tour bus and ask barnes if he still wanted to fight me, by himself. he stayed on the bus, and probably blew a bunch of guys or something.

APRIL 16TH 2003 UPDATE :
Seth: i still hear shit every now and then about chris barnes saying he kicked my ass (he didn't even touch me) and how he'd do it again. i don't know if that's true, or if it's just a bunch of gossiping internet fags, but either way, there is an open challenge still on for him to fight me (BY HIMSELF, one on one). after recently getting into six feet under (they're one of the funniest bands i've ever heard), it might be hard not to laugh hysterically if i did see him, so he has that advantage over me in a fight. if he started singing "Stepping Stone", i would probably be crippled from laughter. but even with that advantage, i'll still fight him anytime. an interesting note: six feet under has never played boston since that incident between us (i told you he was a pussy!!)



What happened with hatebreed?

Seth: we were playing some metal/hardcore festival in massachuseets. there were 3 stages, the misfits headlined the big stage, anal cunt headlined the middle stage, and hatebreed headlined the small stage. something happened earlier in the room the little stage was in, so the promoter decided to have hatebreed go on before us on our stage. i was in the bar next door the whole day (i wasn't interested in seeing any of the horrible bands that played). when i came in to play, i heard hatebreed were going on before us, so i went back to the bar. during hatebreed's set, lots of people were yelling at them, because they wanted to see us. the singer in hatebreed started whining that they were more popular than us and sold more records. so, i came back to the show when i figured it was time for us to go on. i got on the stage to get ready, and jamie started yelling at me. him or one of his pals pushed me, then 20 of their friends formed a big circle and started punching. they were either punching themselves, or the ground, because on the video of this, you can see 20 wiggers punching, and me standing 5 feet away watching with my arms folded. no one in hatebreed laid a hand on me. the cops came after the promoter fucked us over and said we couldn't play, and wouldn't pay us either. i was being a jerk to the cops, and they arrested me, opening the door with my head as we left the building. i'd also like to add that the bouncers at this club were a bunch of fags who thought they were really important. mostly the door guy who said i couldn't come in the club unless i gave him a free cd. i said no, and he said every other band did it, and tried to scare me with an angry look. then he said i wasn't allowed back in. after i told the guy in charge what happened, i obviously got back in, but that fag still tried to give me shit as much as possible for not being afraid of his "authority". and the promoter is a cheap jewbag.

APRIL 16TH 2003 UPDATE :
Seth: last october, a friend of mine was on the superjoint ritual tour bus, and the wigger faggots from hatebreed were on there also. they were bragging about how they supposedly kicked my ass, and how they would do it again if they saw me. a little later, i showed up on the bus, and they didn't say a word to me. i didn't say anything to them because i don't remember what they look like, so i had no idea it was them. they just looked like some run of the mill everyday wiggers. i got called into the back of the bus, and they sat in the front, and eventually left. so, they are still a bunch of shit talking fags.


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Post by Metalfreak » Wed November 30th, 2005, 1:10 pm

@Chris Masochist- those interviews are funny! I may have to see this band when they come around.

I don't own any Anal Cunt material...I've heard some of it and it's pretty fuckin hilarious! the lyrics kill me!

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Post by Death2all » Wed November 30th, 2005, 1:22 pm

I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You

YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT
YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST
YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT

I LAUGHED AS I WATCHED HIM RAPE YOU
THEN I BROUGHT HIM A FEW BEERS
EVERY YEAR ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR RAPE
I SEND HIM A THANKYOU CARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING DYKE CUNT

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
CUZ YOU'RE A STUPED DYKE CUNT

Damn they know holly
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Post by Matt » Wed November 30th, 2005, 4:50 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by necroodin » Wed November 30th, 2005, 6:04 pm

you're one of those damn netstalkers, admit it!!!!!

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Post by Asrynth » Wed November 30th, 2005, 6:09 pm

my god this shit is hellarious

2. I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt

guys used to always buy you drinks
and they'd always kiss your ass
now you just have one tit
ha ha you stupid cunt

i always hoped you'd get a.i.d.s.
but breast cancer will do
now you've just got one tit
but you used to have two

a drunk guy tried to feel you up
but there was nothing there
so he punched you in the teeth
and stole your money, cunt

i always hoped you'd get a.i.d.s.
but breast cancer will do
now you've just got one tit
but you used to have two

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Post by necroodin » Wed November 30th, 2005, 7:51 pm

This isn't the first time y'all have heard about Anal Cunt though is it ?

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Post by Asrynth » Wed November 30th, 2005, 8:28 pm

No, I just never really bothered to read the lyrics. hahaha

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