ok, so go to this link - http://mymadlibcreator.com/stories.php? ... te&sid=399 if you haven't already and fill out the Withered review Mad Lib. Then come and post your results here.....
heres mine........
Withered Folie Circulaire on Prosthetic Records Score: 666 By: Hatred Jones Atlanta’s masters of destructive gatorclaw return with their second full length entitled cottonballs and candycanes. This beast of a record relentlessly slithers the listener into submission with 10 penquin penises of suffocating dark brutality. The album opens with a dark & haunting horn intro to set the tone for the entire record. After trailing into a void of goathead, “The putrid Breath†explodes into a massive alcatraz peppered with elements of grind, early Swedish ball sack metal overtones, and guest vocals by Barney Greenway (Napalm Death). It transcends into a blizzard of unholy Scandinavian-esque black stop sign before closing on a thick slab of staple.The album unmercifully drags you into its murky depths of pityless suffering with the tracks “Dichotomy of Exile†and “Gnosis Unveils†and “The Forsaken jokebook†before crucifying you with the bestial cacophony of songs like “The Purification of playstation 3,†“Drawn Black Drapes†and “Reveal the essence of guitar.†Just as you start longing for relief from the agony of humanity’s inevitable demise, Withered’s “Clamor Beneath†throws the last shovel of stench ridden skin flute upon your shallow grave with a throbbing anus metal drone and a mustache encrusted verse also featuring guest vocals by Barney Greentoe nail clippers (Napalm Death). And, if that’s not enough, Withered finishes the album with a cover of two ton hammerphobic’s “Into Armageddon.†That’s a corpse painted wet dream for you old school black metallers. There’s nothing more to say about this record….mostly because our metal vocabulary is fully smokin (just as you’ll be after listening to this album!).
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DeathfareDevil
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Mine is nowhere near as funny.
Withered Folie Circulaire on Prosthetic Records Score: eleventy By: Xander Wherewithal Atlanta’s masters of crispy vas deferens return with their second full length entitled decapitating crossing guards. This beast of a record relentlessly fructifies the listener into submission with 10 penii of suffocating dark brutality. The album opens with a dark & haunting tuna intro to set the tone for the entire record. After trailing into a void of dramaturgy, “The smarmy Breath†explodes into a massive cleft peppered with elements of grind, early Swedish skunkbladder metal overtones, and guest vocals by Barney Greenway (Napalm Death). It transcends into a blizzard of unholy Scandinavian-esque black crotchrot before closing on a thick slab of gelatin.The album unmercifully drags you into its murky depths of pityless suffering with the tracks “Dichotomy of Exile†and “Gnosis Unveils†and “The Forsaken pharmacy†before crucifying you with the bestial cacophony of songs like “The Purification of piehole,†“Drawn Black Drapes†and “Reveal the essence of satanface.†Just as you start longing for relief from the agony of humanity’s inevitable demise, Withered’s “Clamor Beneath†throws the last shovel of stench ridden wench upon your shallow grave with a sucking cavity metal drone and a leper encrusted verse also featuring guest vocals by Barney Greenroachfucker (Napalm Death). And, if that’s not enough, Withered finishes the album with a cover of whorelipphobic’s “Into Armageddon.†That’s a corpse painted wet dream for you old school black metallers. There’s nothing more to say about this record….mostly because our metal vocabulary is fully cheeky (just as you’ll be after listening to this album!).
Withered Folie Circulaire on Prosthetic Records Score: eleventy By: Xander Wherewithal Atlanta’s masters of crispy vas deferens return with their second full length entitled decapitating crossing guards. This beast of a record relentlessly fructifies the listener into submission with 10 penii of suffocating dark brutality. The album opens with a dark & haunting tuna intro to set the tone for the entire record. After trailing into a void of dramaturgy, “The smarmy Breath†explodes into a massive cleft peppered with elements of grind, early Swedish skunkbladder metal overtones, and guest vocals by Barney Greenway (Napalm Death). It transcends into a blizzard of unholy Scandinavian-esque black crotchrot before closing on a thick slab of gelatin.The album unmercifully drags you into its murky depths of pityless suffering with the tracks “Dichotomy of Exile†and “Gnosis Unveils†and “The Forsaken pharmacy†before crucifying you with the bestial cacophony of songs like “The Purification of piehole,†“Drawn Black Drapes†and “Reveal the essence of satanface.†Just as you start longing for relief from the agony of humanity’s inevitable demise, Withered’s “Clamor Beneath†throws the last shovel of stench ridden wench upon your shallow grave with a sucking cavity metal drone and a leper encrusted verse also featuring guest vocals by Barney Greenroachfucker (Napalm Death). And, if that’s not enough, Withered finishes the album with a cover of whorelipphobic’s “Into Armageddon.†That’s a corpse painted wet dream for you old school black metallers. There’s nothing more to say about this record….mostly because our metal vocabulary is fully cheeky (just as you’ll be after listening to this album!).
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Withered Folie Circulaire on Prosthetic Records Score: 12.47 By: GOOOOOOOROOOOOOOD Atlanta’s masters of bodacious dildocart return with their second full length entitled i own texas chainsaw massacre own??. This beast of a record relentlessly pewps the listener into submission with 10 sporks of suffocating dark brutality. The album opens with a dark & haunting e-props intro to set the tone for the entire record. After trailing into a void of twix bar, “The satanic Breath†explodes into a massive last.fm top artist chart peppered with elements of grind, early Swedish Jesus metal overtones, and guest vocals by Barney Greenway (Napalm Death). It transcends into a blizzard of unholy Scandinavian-esque black beach ball before closing on a thick slab of surfboard.The album unmercifully drags you into its murky depths of pityless suffering with the tracks “Dichotomy of Exile†and “Gnosis Unveils†and “The Forsaken shit†before crucifying you with the bestial cacophony of songs like “The Purification of cum rag,†“Drawn Black Drapes†and “Reveal the essence of Otaku.†Just as you start longing for relief from the agony of humanity’s inevitable demise, Withered’s “Clamor Beneath†throws the last shovel of stench ridden dick upon your shallow grave with a gnarly Chommers metal drone and a dolphin encrusted verse also featuring guest vocals by Barney Greenpedobear (Napalm Death). And, if that’s not enough, Withered finishes the album with a cover of Pokemansphobic’s “Into Armageddon.†That’s a corpse painted wet dream for you old school black metallers. There’s nothing more to say about this record….mostly because our metal vocabulary is fully quixotic (just as you’ll be after listening to this album!).
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these are hilarious!
here's mine:
Withered Folie Circulaire on Prosthetic Records Score: 667 By: satan Atlanta’s masters of fluffy armpit return with their second full length entitled destroy. This beast of a record relentlessly pounds the listener into submission with 10 weeks of suffocating dark brutality. The album opens with a dark & haunting donut intro to set the tone for the entire record. After trailing into a void of pig, “The slimy Breath†explodes into a massive boob peppered with elements of grind, early Swedish cartographer metal overtones, and guest vocals by Barney Greenway (Napalm Death). It transcends into a blizzard of unholy Scandinavian-esque black cheeba before closing on a thick slab of frosted flake.The album unmercifully drags you into its murky depths of pityless suffering with the tracks “Dichotomy of Exile†and “Gnosis Unveils†and “The Forsaken jager bomb†before crucifying you with the bestial cacophony of songs like “The Purification of Bahgdad,†“Drawn Black Drapes†and “Reveal the essence of router.†Just as you start longing for relief from the agony of humanity’s inevitable demise, Withered’s “Clamor Beneath†throws the last shovel of stench ridden tampon upon your shallow grave with a frozen asshole metal drone and a hemogloben encrusted verse also featuring guest vocals by Barney Greennostril (Napalm Death). And, if that’s not enough, Withered finishes the album with a cover of Parisphobic’s “Into Armageddon.†That’s a corpse painted wet dream for you old school black metallers. There’s nothing more to say about this record….mostly because our metal vocabulary is fully wet (just as you’ll be after listening to this album!).
here's mine:
Withered Folie Circulaire on Prosthetic Records Score: 667 By: satan Atlanta’s masters of fluffy armpit return with their second full length entitled destroy. This beast of a record relentlessly pounds the listener into submission with 10 weeks of suffocating dark brutality. The album opens with a dark & haunting donut intro to set the tone for the entire record. After trailing into a void of pig, “The slimy Breath†explodes into a massive boob peppered with elements of grind, early Swedish cartographer metal overtones, and guest vocals by Barney Greenway (Napalm Death). It transcends into a blizzard of unholy Scandinavian-esque black cheeba before closing on a thick slab of frosted flake.The album unmercifully drags you into its murky depths of pityless suffering with the tracks “Dichotomy of Exile†and “Gnosis Unveils†and “The Forsaken jager bomb†before crucifying you with the bestial cacophony of songs like “The Purification of Bahgdad,†“Drawn Black Drapes†and “Reveal the essence of router.†Just as you start longing for relief from the agony of humanity’s inevitable demise, Withered’s “Clamor Beneath†throws the last shovel of stench ridden tampon upon your shallow grave with a frozen asshole metal drone and a hemogloben encrusted verse also featuring guest vocals by Barney Greennostril (Napalm Death). And, if that’s not enough, Withered finishes the album with a cover of Parisphobic’s “Into Armageddon.†That’s a corpse painted wet dream for you old school black metallers. There’s nothing more to say about this record….mostly because our metal vocabulary is fully wet (just as you’ll be after listening to this album!).
They had you do a drug test and the forgot to test for drugs???
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