probation

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Wed December 17th, 2008, 5:56 pm

so as some of you may know from previous threads... i am on probation. i havent smoked since nov.11 . that next day (nov.12), i went in for my 1st official probation meeting. met my officer, took a drug test....and failed it of course. i always knew that the 1st drug test didnt really matter.

well, i went to meet him today...paid some of my fine, and took another drug test.... and FAILED IT?!!!??? i told the guy the god honest truth that i havent smoked in over a month and a few days... and the test should be wrong or i somehow STILL have THC in my system. he is sending the piss in to a lab to get more accurate results, but im so fucking worried right now. i may have to go to court for this bullshit now.

i dont know why i am really posting this here, but i was wondering if any of you had similar stories. is it possible for weed to stay in your system for more than 30 days? what will the lab test prove? when and if i have to go to court, what the fuck will happen to me?

again, im not sure why im posting this here, but i would really appreciate any advice or info on the matter.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Wed December 17th, 2008, 8:56 pm

Most of those tests don't look directly for THC, but rather look for by-products when THC is metabolized. THC metabolites get stored in body fat. So, if you were a daily smoker, there's a lot of stuff in your body fat. The metabolites are released slowly over time, as your body burns your fat reserves.

You can read some more here: http://www.neonjoint.com/passing_a_drug ... urine.html

They will be able to tell you if you have brought in someone else's urine, they'll be able to tell if you drank five gallons of water before you go in. I'd follow some of the other advice, about eating big and urinating before you go in for the test.

And, you really have to stop smoking while you are on probation. Smoking any time after a person is sentenced is begging to get locked up.

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Wed December 17th, 2008, 9:52 pm

i HAVE stopped smoking though....

i smoked on nov. 11 and STILL failed the test today. i counted earlier and that was like close to 35 days or some shit. i thought weed would be long gone out of my system but appearantly its not. i was a VERY heavy smoker for at least 7 or 8 years. and i admit...im kind of chubby so its obviously still in my fat cells. i have honestly quit, and this shit is so fucking unfair. i have the worst luck ever.

its getting sent to the lab....soo im hoping they will see its my piss (of course) and there should be very low levels of THC in my system. hopefully that will account for something! im worried sick over this. i have done really fucking good and it has only gone back to bite me in the ass.

someone told me that its possible for weed to stay in your system for up to 60 days. i am one of those kind of cases i guess....

God of Brutality · Post by **God of Brutality** » Wed December 17th, 2008, 10:12 pm

Depending on how much you use. 30 days is a myth.60 days also a myth. There is no time limit on your metabolism.
If you were a cronic smoker then it could take up to a year to completly be out fo your system. Depending on the drug test used. When I stopped I had been smoking weed on pretty much a daily basis for 12yrs. I tested myself at a clinic and it took 90 days before there was a noticable drop in thc level. I still tested positive for 4 months after I had stopped smoking. As soon as I was clean I got a good job that pays good, no more construction work for me:)
My Aunt was a Cheif Medical Officer in the Navy. She says a cronic smoker can have trace amounts of thc in thier system for more then a year!!!
Good Luck hope your p.o. is willing to give you another month. Drink plenty of water, don't let the begining or end of your stream enter the test cup, these area are the most poluted. Most importantly stay clean.

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Wed December 17th, 2008, 10:32 pm

thanks guys for the replies.

i have only smoked heavily for like 8 years or something so hopefully it will take less than 90 days for me. and a year?! good god! that would be some insane crazy shit. and i havent smoke for over 30 days so....once again... hopefully there will be a small amount of THC from the lab test results. i am so worried right now. i cant go to jail or have more shit thrown at me just for weed. i have been doing so well with everything...

WHY THE FUCK ISNT WEED LEGAL BY NOW!!!!!!!!!!! its so not as bad as alcohol and cigarettes. there needs to be more effort towards the legalization of marijuana. i hate to stereotype stoners but they need to get off their lazy asses and do something!

but of course the govt. makes more money and jobs keeping the shit illegal probably.

Pat · Post by **Pat** » Thu December 18th, 2008, 11:28 am

If you want it out of your system then you need to be drinking a lot of water and exercising.

MaleficSounds · Post by **MaleficSounds** » Thu December 18th, 2008, 11:58 am

dude i can tottaly realate to you. I recently got off of my diversion. got busted last december. I've failed and passed many drug test and I know the best and easiest way for you. take an empty 2 liter bottle of coke fill it up with water and drink the shit out of it. you want to piss like 4 times before you do oyur test. if its a piss test what your trying to do then what you want is to piss water basically. keep drinking water all the way till you get to the PO office to take the test. I've taken Strip and vale multiple times and found it to work sometimes, and your piss is a neon yellow so its a little suspcious. I'm telling you drink shit loads of water. but don't kill your self with water poisoning lol.

BlackRoija · Post by **BlackRoija** » Thu December 18th, 2008, 12:14 pm

Niacin helps.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Thu December 18th, 2008, 3:35 pm

Pat wrote:If you want it out of your system then you need to be drinking a lot of water and exercising.

I second this motion!

and do what maleficsounds said...drink shittons of water!

good luck with it...it always seems like the good guy gets screwed over.

necroodin · Post by **necroodin** » Thu December 18th, 2008, 6:45 pm

Flee the country man. Go off the grid! or go out like Brian Nichols, or just listen to the above.

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Thu December 18th, 2008, 8:32 pm

BlackRoija wrote:Niacin helps.

And lots of it

God of Brutality · Post by **God of Brutality** » Thu December 18th, 2008, 9:39 pm

Pat wrote:If you want it out of your system then you need to be drinking a lot of water and exercising.

Studies have proven that if you start to exercise while thc is still in your system it will stay in your system longer. When we start to exercise going from no exercise program, our bodies store fat because our bodies are paranoid little bitches that think we won't eat for days if not hours. Since thc is also stored in the fat cells the thc will remain in your sytem longer.
If you exercise on a regular basis then none of this applies since your bodies has already gone through conditioning and doesn't freak out.

damn Im pretty stoned and still remembered that:D
Drink water and piss alot, like I said before drink nothing but water.

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Thu December 18th, 2008, 9:46 pm

but i love drinking soda.... shit!

ill try my fucking best to drink nothing but water. that gets old quick though... and as far as excercising.....im too lazy for that shit, even when im not smoking pot.

and necro- the brian nichols option doesnt seem like that bad of an option sometimes... i hate cops and/or people of power!

necroodin · Post by **necroodin** » Fri December 19th, 2008, 10:35 am

Just do it when im not re-upping like he did. Driving through Duluth with a cpl O's whilst all of the worlds police dept surround an apt is nervewracking haha

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Fri December 19th, 2008, 2:54 pm

[quote="necroodin"]Just do it when im not re-upping like he did. Driving through Duluth with a cpl O's whilst all of the worlds police dept surround an apt is nervewracking haha[/quote]

you should get busted soon so we can do community service together....

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