The Perfect Music Video

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri October 2nd, 2009, 12:11 pm

Look no further:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB8HudfbaTE

THIS VIDEO HAS IT ALL. Bad hair, sluts, a cage, not to mention the motherfucking Scorpions.

Any other contestants? Because this video kicks all other videos' asses.

BRING IT.

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Fri October 2nd, 2009, 1:49 pm

god no. not this shit...

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri October 2nd, 2009, 2:44 pm

I see that you have all been struck dumb by the majesty of big jungle cats and apocalyptic sluts.

I rest my case.

Generubin · Post by **Generubin** » Fri October 2nd, 2009, 3:11 pm

Belphegor's new music video I'm sure is worse. LOL.

VOEGTLIN · Post by **VOEGTLIN** » Fri October 2nd, 2009, 3:42 pm

RHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOAK EWE SIKE EH HUUUUUUUUURACANNE!

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri October 2nd, 2009, 3:51 pm

Generubin wrote:Belphegor's new music video I'm sure is worse. LOL.

Oh shit! Did I forget to watch that? Sometimes my job totally gets in the way.

I still give the win to the Scorpions for unadulterated lack of shame and balls-to-the-wall retardation. This is true commitment to excellence, friends.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri October 2nd, 2009, 3:53 pm

VOEGTLIN wrote:RHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOAK EWE SIKE EH HUUUUUUUUURACANNE!

Precisely.

egg yolkeo · Post by **egg yolkeo** » Sat October 3rd, 2009, 11:49 am

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/200 ... own-video/

egg yolkeo · Post by **egg yolkeo** » Sun October 4th, 2009, 2:27 pm

Diana wrote:Look no further:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB8HudfbaTE

THIS VIDEO HAS IT ALL. Bad hair, sluts, a cage, not to mention the motherfucking Scorpions.

Any other contestants? Because this video kicks all other videos' asses.

BRING IT.

First riff I ever learned along with th wasted years intro

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Mon October 5th, 2009, 3:42 pm

egg yolkeo wrote:http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/200 ... own-video/

I tried to watch this at work and the temperamental firewall wouldn't let me. I just now watched it. This video gets several hundred points for the violin whores in the shower. Well done, egg yolkeo. You found a solid contender.

I can't believe no one has brought up Bark at the Moon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXko2YCuZa8

Post by **MS_39455** » Tue October 6th, 2009, 9:31 am

I was waiting for someone to mention Vinnie Vincent. Guess I'll have to step up. I can't help but laugh at it, but I still truly think it's awesome the same way I did years ago seeing it for the first time late, late at night...which I guess is laughable in itself. Boyz Are Gonna Rock!

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Tue October 6th, 2009, 10:49 am

MS_39455 wrote:I was waiting for someone to mention Vinnie Vincent. Guess I'll have to step up. I can't help but laugh at it, but I still truly think it's awesome the same way I did years ago seeing it for the first time late, late at night...which I guess is laughable in itself. Boyz Are Gonna Rock!

Magnificent. I'll see your Vinnie Vincent and raise you one Lizzy Borden:

Me Against the World

Now I'm pulling my hair out trying to remember some horrible shit I saw on VH1 a few months ago. I'll keep working on it.

Generubin · Post by **Generubin** » Tue October 6th, 2009, 2:52 pm

I still hate Motley Crue's Girls Girls Girls video.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Tue October 6th, 2009, 3:25 pm

Generubin wrote:I still hate Motley Crue's Girls Girls Girls video.

What's the matter, you don't like half-dressed hot women with big hair? And of course I'm talking about Crue... though it's nice to see Vince Neil when he still looked human. Those were good times.

And who can forget this classic:

Here I Go Again

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Tue October 6th, 2009, 9:45 pm

The correct answer, of course, is WASP's "Wild Child."

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