Metal in unmetal places

VOEGTLIN · Post by **VOEGTLIN** » Mon February 22nd, 2010, 10:30 am

Diana wrote:Does anyone else think this snowboarding kid looks exactly like Generubin?

Just me?

I thought it was him.

Generubin · Post by **Generubin** » Mon February 22nd, 2010, 2:50 pm

VOEGTLIN wrote:
Diana wrote:Does anyone else think this snowboarding kid looks exactly like Generubin?

Just me?
I thought it was him.

Haha, I hope you both go to hell.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Mon February 22nd, 2010, 4:10 pm

Generubin wrote:Haha, I hope you both go to hell.

Come on Gene, you know you've been gold-medalling it up in Canada. Don't lie.

I think he's maybe going to the Bee Gee's stylist, but other than that all he needs is a chin piercing.

If he kills you, he will become you.

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Mon February 22nd, 2010, 6:01 pm

Diana wrote:you know you've been gold-medalling it up in Canada.

Is that one of those euphemisms like teabagging and pink-socking?

VOEGTLIN · Post by **VOEGTLIN** » Mon February 22nd, 2010, 6:45 pm

Diana wrote:If he kills you, he will become you.

Ah, David Cronenberg's next feature film.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Mon February 22nd, 2010, 7:53 pm

DeathfareDevil wrote:...pink-socking?

That's an image that sticks with you. Bless you, Urban Dictionary. And bless you DeathfareDevil.

Generubin · Post by **Generubin** » Tue February 23rd, 2010, 12:06 am

Diana wrote:
Generubin wrote:Haha, I hope you both go to hell.
Come on Gene, you know you've been gold-medalling it up in Canada. Don't lie. I think he's maybe going to the Bee Gee's stylist, but other than that all he needs is a chin piercing.

If he kills you, he will become you.

At least I will get the satisfaction that I made a celebrity feel less than they are; it is like I did what the press never could.

theRothstanator · Post by **theRothstanator** » Tue February 23rd, 2010, 3:12 am

Diana wrote:Does anyone else think this snowboarding kid looks exactly like Generubin?

Just me?

I was thinking he kinda looked like a young Dave Mustaine

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Tue February 23rd, 2010, 5:06 pm

Goddamn, your post looks like a shampoo ad. Beauty.

Also, VOEGTLIN? Do not give Cronenberg any ideas. Unless Julian Sands is in it.

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Wed February 24th, 2010, 1:02 am

theRothstanator wrote:
Diana wrote:Does anyone else think this snowboarding kid looks exactly like Generubin?

Just me?
I was thinking he kinda looked like a young Dave Mustaine

Yep, that's exactly who I thought of, too.

Besides, Generubin's hair is nowhere near as red, and he has better wardrobe sense.

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Wed February 24th, 2010, 1:25 am

Last night, me and Ripper stopped at a Wendy's drive-through up in the God-fearin' northern climes of Gwinnett County and the total bill (for a mandarin chicken salad and a doublestack) came up to exactly $6.66.

"Okay, your total is six sixty-s-- oh, man, I'm really sorry about the price! It's six sixty-six."
"No need to worry, dude, really! We'll show you!"

So we drove around to the first window and the guy, who looked about mid-20s, looked at us sheepishly and apologized again.
"No, really, dude, look, it's okay!"
And we showed him our t-shirts: I was wearing Behemoth (Jesus on an inverted cross, yea verily, brother) and Ripper was wearing a SatanSpace t-shirt with "666" on the front and the sleeves.

The guy gave us a sickly smile and a halfhearted metal-horns* and waved us forward to park behind the SUV at the next window.

Then the cook-lady, who looked Hispanic, yelled at us to back up, and handed us the food through the pay window. I was kinda wondering if she just wanted to get us evil, Satanic types off the property before a lightning-bolt leveled the store.

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* the International Supreme Council of Metal, at its meeting in Oslo, Norway, has expressed its concern regarding improper civilian usage of metal-horns to all of its member nations and their metal forces.

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Generubin · Post by **Generubin** » Wed February 24th, 2010, 12:32 pm

WREKage-Paul wrote:
theRothstanator wrote:
Diana wrote:Does anyone else think this snowboarding kid looks exactly like Generubin?

Just me?
I was thinking he kinda looked like a young Dave Mustaine

Yep, that's exactly who I thought of, too.

Besides, Generubin's hair is nowhere near as red, and he has better wardrobe sense.

He is the second person to say I look like Dave Mustaine. I'm being to think I might...

necroodin · Post by **necroodin** » Wed February 24th, 2010, 11:34 pm

hmmm my most metal in unmetal place was wearing my Fuck Me Jesus shirt to pick up my ex gf at Hartsfield lol

was quite amusing

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Thu February 25th, 2010, 11:25 am

Not metal, but I was in Austin this past weekend (a memorial for a friend who passed) and saw a kid in a mohawk at the airport. That's not remarkable, but what was was his GG Allin t-shirt.

I have to admit, it gave me pause. All I could think of was diarrhea.

Post by **MS_39455** » Sat February 27th, 2010, 12:06 pm

Heh. I just spent a week in Mississippi with my folks. I think that might count. I had a good chuckle one afternoon when I went into town and realized that my Katharsis shirt was garnering me more open mouths and dirtier looks than usual.

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