What are you reading?

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat March 5th, 2011, 6:48 am

Currently rereading my nephew's texts. He's taking the SAT next weekend and he's nervous. Here's his description:

Ha i have noo idea lol its
at my school is all i know
lol and it lasts 4 hours

Ha yeah it still doesnt
sound like fun lol

I asked him about the projects he's doing in his web design class and got this response:

Yea ... The ones we do in
class are so stupid lol they
are so cheezy lol they are
used to apply skills lol ...
But yeah I can do other
ones

She makes us do book
ones that are stupid lol
they dont even look real
lol shes not creative

I think I'm going to start compiling these into a mini-zine. They're all like this and I have tons of them. It's like a weird kind of poetry. Also it kind of makes me weep for the future lol.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Sat March 5th, 2011, 12:44 pm

Diana wrote:Also it kind of makes me weep for the future lol.

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Sat March 5th, 2011, 2:21 pm

love lol lol'ing lol after lol every lol word.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat March 5th, 2011, 4:45 pm

One day he and his girlfriend had a fight and I didn't get a "lol" for like ten minutes. I almost put him on suicide watch.

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Thu March 10th, 2011, 2:42 am

If you remove the lol's, those MIGHT almost be legitimate haikus.

I am reading Matt
Wagner's Mean Deviation
Proggy metal bliss!

--He dwells very much
On old-school black and death:
More interesting....

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu March 10th, 2011, 6:45 am

I know! There's a weird flow to it. I got some more last night:

It was amazing lol i didnt
even know what to say lol
i must have said yes sir
like 2345 billion times lol

Have they started adding "lol" buttons to phones or is he typing this every time lol? Here's what I'm reading:

Bleak is the morning
Storm clouds rain down the sadness
My Rue Morgue got wet

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri March 25th, 2011, 3:25 pm

I finally started reading this Keith Richards bio that my brother gave me. In large print.

I feel like it's shouting at me.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Fri March 25th, 2011, 3:42 pm

Keef doth not shout. He droooooooooooooooooooleth.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri March 25th, 2011, 4:18 pm

stewvee wrote:Keef doth not shout. He droooooooooooooooooooleth.

I know. I feel for co-writer James Fox having to try to figure out what the fuck Keef just said. Maybe he threw in the towel and just made some shit up.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu March 31st, 2011, 6:01 am

Hey stew, you remember that episode of the Simpsons where Ranier Wolfcastle has a yard sale? And every single item has a concealed sword: "Everything is sword. Umbrella is sword, sword is sword," I think he has a sword in a pie, etc. Well whoever wrote that joke is familiar with this BUDK catalog for realz.

How long do you think a $10 crossbow will last? I'm tempted.

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Thu March 31st, 2011, 8:16 am

Drugs are Nice - Lisa "Suckdog" Crystal Carver
Some of y'all may remember Rollerderby zine from the mid-90s, one of the first "personal" zines. I loved that rag and picked it up whenever it hit the stands. This is her autobiography from 2005. It chronicles her life up that time and has a big focus on her time with Boyd Rice. She has a pretty entertaining take on Anton LaVey, too.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Thu March 31st, 2011, 8:57 am

Diana wrote:Hey stew, you remember that episode of the Simpsons where Ranier Wolfcastle has a yard sale? And every single item has a concealed sword: "Everything is sword. Umbrella is sword, sword is sword," I think he has a sword in a pie, etc. Well whoever wrote that joke is familiar with this BUDK catalog for realz.

How long do you think a $10 crossbow will last? I'm tempted.

You have a crossbow for sale for $10? I sense a trade coming on...

SUCKDOG vs. Costes...

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Thu March 31st, 2011, 10:22 am

badcarburetor wrote:Drugs are Nice - Lisa "Suckdog" Crystal Carver
Some of y'all may remember Rollerderby zine from the mid-90s, one of the first "personal" zines. I loved that rag and picked it up whenever it hit the stands. This is her autobiography from 2005. It chronicles her life up that time and has a big focus on her time with Boyd Rice. She has a pretty entertaining take on Anton LaVey, too.

I assume you've heard Drugs Are Nice. I haven't listened to it in ages but was pretty impressed with how bad it was.

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Thu March 31st, 2011, 11:01 am

stewvee wrote:SUCKDOG vs. Costes...

vs. GG vs. Boyd Rice vs. that dude from (SMOG)...

I've avoided hearing SUCKDOG again for a very long time. Love the writing, the music...not so much...

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu March 31st, 2011, 11:37 am

stewvee wrote:You have a crossbow for sale for $10? I sense a trade coming on...

Ha! No, BUDK has a crossbow on sale for $10. It's on the cover. LIMIT FOUR PER PERSON!!

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