What's your favorite most pit story?

[Moloc]

At the end of 2000 just when mobile phones were becoming popular, someone lost their cell in the mosh pit and the band (Katafalk in Holland) held up the phone and said, "anyone lose this?" And I thought at the time that you know you're in the next century when someone loses their mobile in the mosh pit. Of course,, that happpens all the time now.

[V03GTLIN]

At a Bad Brains show (Metroplex) I was in the pit, looked up, and caught a size 10 Doc Marten in the face from some chick who did a balcony dive. My face swelled up like Brent Hinds' ego. She offered to give me a handjob to make me feel better.

[Ryan]

She offered to give me a handjob to make me feel better.

did you accept?

[V03GTLIN]

Yes! Right by the traintracks.

[necroodin]

It has to be asked.

What is a most pit?

[V03GTLIN]

A moist pit?

[Knucklehead]

It has to be asked.

What is a most pit?

Indeed. Again, Moloc keeps posting the stuff that sounds dirty.

[Azrael]

At Watain, Nachtmystium and Angelcorpse in 2007 I was wasted drunk, drinking with the mexican metal squad (Heinken) when one of them put me on his shoulder and spun me around the pit like a cetrifual weapon of boots and beer. I already posted this on a differant thread but it warrents a re-tell.

[Barry Clark]

Not exactly a pit story... but still... too good to not be told.

This was about 1991... I think. Anyways, the show was Biohazard, Sick of it All and Sheer Terror at the Masq'. I was there with a couple of other people and we were back at the tables for Sick of it All. There was this guy one table over from us clearly hammered but we would soon suspect alcohol wasn't the only thing in his system. We are watching him cause we knew he was too plastered to not be funny. He pulls out a pack of cigarettes. Pulls his Bic lighter out of the pack and puts it in his mouth. We figured he was just holding it there while he managed a cigarette out of the pack. Nope. He then goes for the Zippo in his pocket and proceeds to attempt lighting the Bic in his mouth mistaking it for a cigarette. Of course, we say nothing. This was going to be the best thing EVER. When I was a kid, I remember another kid hucking a Bic in a campfire and it took a minute to go off. This I figured would take longer. Nope. WHOOSH! haha. He fell backwards on to the floor from his chair. To this day, that has me tears laughing.

[Moloc]

It has to be asked.

What is a most pit?

You've never been in a most pit before? The punks started it. They called it slab dancing or pofoing. (This was before spell checkers though.)

[MS_39455]

At Watain, Nachtmystium and Angelcorpse in 2007 I was wasted drunk, drinking with the mexican metal squad (Heinken) when one of them put me on his shoulder and spun me around the pit like a cetrifual weapon of boots and beer. I already posted this on a differant thread but it warrents a re-tell.

That was a righteously hillarious sight. I never get tired of that story.

Mine's an oldy, but a goody too. Rocking out up front with Horna at Swayze's having just polished off my bottle of the Turkey when I suddenly realize that I'm on my back in a pile of Smirnoff glass looking up at the ceiling. Got up thinking I had maybe fallen over onto the body I see in front of me in the dark writhing on the floor. Put two and two together after a few seconds and realized that Corvus from Horna had taken me out from the stage ala Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I thought I had a lot to drink that night until I staggered out into the parking lot and spotted their bass player totally unconcious on the pavement unable to make it the last two feet to their RV.

[doubledogpaleale]

I can't quite remenber which bands were playing but it was in the warehouse. Anyways, during the pit I slipped up and feel on top of a girl, but didn't crush her, who as I was stumbling back to get on my feet bit me in my hand and actually got some blood. I then feel on my hands and knees, bench position, to which some one tripped over me in a classic cartoon set up.

[Metalfreak]

At Watain, Nachtmystium and Angelcorpse in 2007 I was wasted drunk, drinking with the mexican metal squad (Heinken) when one of them put me on his shoulder and spun me around the pit like a cetrifual weapon of boots and beer. I already posted this on a differant thread but it warrents a re-tell.

That was a righteously hillarious sight. I never get tired of that story.

Mine's an oldy, but a goody too. Rocking out up front with Horna at Swayze's having just polished off my bottle of the Turkey when I suddenly realize that I'm on my back in a pile of Smirnoff glass looking up at the ceiling. Got up thinking I had maybe fallen over onto the body I see in front of me in the dark writhing on the floor. Put two and two together after a few seconds and realized that Corvus from Horna had taken me out from the stage ala Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I thought I had a lot to drink that night until I staggered out into the parking lot and spotted their bass player totally unconcious on the pavement unable to make it the last two feet to their RV.

yeah I remember that...I was right next to you lol

for me, I think mine would be when I was running towards some random dude in the pit to knock him over and he panicked, grabbed my legs out from right under me and I hit the ground hard. I was really pissed off and he freaked when he saw I was a girl but I took it like a man and just kept headbanging after I caught my breath!

also, at the megadeth show just over 2 years ago, I went in the pit drunk, immediately got knocked over and I was limping for a week afterwards and had a nasty ass bruise on my knee for a month...yeah, haven't done that since

[Azrael]

At Watain, Nachtmystium and Angelcorpse in 2007 I was wasted drunk, drinking with the mexican metal squad (Heinken) when one of them put me on his shoulder and spun me around the pit like a cetrifual weapon of boots and beer. I already posted this on a differant thread but it warrents a re-tell.

That was a righteously hillarious sight. I never get tired of that story.

Mine's an oldy, but a goody too. Rocking out up front with Horna at Swayze's having just polished off my bottle of the Turkey when I suddenly realize that I'm on my back in a pile of Smirnoff glass looking up at the ceiling. Got up thinking I had maybe fallen over onto the body I see in front of me in the dark writhing on the floor. Put two and two together after a few seconds and realized that Corvus from Horna had taken me out from the stage ala Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I thought I had a lot to drink that night until I staggered out into the parking lot and spotted their bass player totally unconcious on the pavement unable to make it the last two feet to their RV.

Oh yes, thie night Corvus made a flying tackle into T. He was guzzling that fucking Smirnoff Ice like nobody's buisness, I guess they can't get it in Finland. The passed out bass player was a highlight also.

[GameFreac]

At Watain, Nachtmystium and Angelcorpse in 2007 I was wasted drunk, drinking with the mexican metal squad (Heinken) when one of them put me on his shoulder and spun me around the pit like a cetrifual weapon of boots and beer. I already posted this on a differant thread but it warrents a re-tell.

That was a righteously hillarious sight. I never get tired of that story.

Mine's an oldy, but a goody too. Rocking out up front with Horna at Swayze's having just polished off my bottle of the Turkey when I suddenly realize that I'm on my back in a pile of Smirnoff glass looking up at the ceiling. Got up thinking I had maybe fallen over onto the body I see in front of me in the dark writhing on the floor. Put two and two together after a few seconds and realized that Corvus from Horna had taken me out from the stage ala Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I thought I had a lot to drink that night until I staggered out into the parking lot and spotted their bass player totally unconcious on the pavement unable to make it the last two feet to their RV.

One of the funniest shows I've ever been to. I couldn't stop laughing.

Mine sucks but it was funny to me. When Suffocation said to start a circle pit at Summer Slaughter, the huge fat black dude that goes to all the death metal shows at the Masq was to my left and I started to try to circle before everyone else did and I weigh like 150 lbs and I'm scrawny so I just ran right into him and was pushing and he was not moving at all.