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How Many Hipsters Could You Take in a Fight?

Post by badcarburetor » Fri August 26th, 2011, 12:55 am

Funny things happen when I stay up late drinkin' shine....

Anyway, I get 15 ("Well done. Your physical strength and mental toughness make you a fearsome opponent to anyone who rides a fixed-gear.") and I tried to answer honestly. How about 'chu?

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*edit* When I went back to grab the quote like SlashnThrash, I ended up with 15 instead of 20. Odd.
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Post by SlashAndThrash » Fri August 26th, 2011, 12:58 am

i wish some of the answer options were more violent and realistically applicable to myself, but....
You could take 27 hipsters in a fight!

You are a PBR-crunching, plaid-tearing, bike-breaking beast. You strike fear into the heart of the Mission and Williamsburg Brooklyn
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Post by JägerWolf » Fri August 26th, 2011, 4:01 am

26. Same response as Matt's. Though it would have been more if they have a better music selection, I would have chose Destruction or Sodom. Hipsters cannot stand metal.

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Post by Mangled » Fri August 26th, 2011, 8:48 am

Only 25 here.... didn't care for some of the options to choose from because like matt said, not nearly violent enough. And definitely need a better music selection. Slayer or Dying Fetus perhaps.

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Post by stewvee » Fri August 26th, 2011, 8:51 am

TWENTY SEVEN, bitches.
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Post by slut rag » Fri August 26th, 2011, 9:48 am

22

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Post by Ryan » Fri August 26th, 2011, 3:48 pm

28. Same message as Matt.

TOTAL HIPSTER CRUSHER
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Post by ScreamBloodyGore » Fri August 26th, 2011, 4:16 pm

29. I'm huge.
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Post by V-GER » Sun August 28th, 2011, 7:53 pm

27
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Post by Metalfreak » Sun August 28th, 2011, 10:08 pm

You could take 22 hipsters in a fight!

You are a PBR-crunching, plaid-tearing, bike-breaking beast. You strike fear into the heart of the Mission and Williamsburg Brooklyn.

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Post by Matt » Sun August 28th, 2011, 11:42 pm

33 hell yeah! :twisted:
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Post by SlashAndThrash » Sun August 28th, 2011, 11:50 pm

I want you on my team ^^^^^
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Post by Moloc » Mon August 29th, 2011, 7:37 am

21

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Post by nastynate » Mon August 29th, 2011, 11:10 am

26. too bad it's multiple choice not manifesto answers.

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Post by badcarburetor » Mon August 29th, 2011, 11:11 am

nastynate wrote:26. too bad it's multiple choice not manifesto answers.
Ha, I'd love to grade those essays.
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