Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
This week I had the ladies over for our annual Pornentines crafting event. We've been doing this for years, and my girls are no slouches. But first-time-attendee Mrs. Nyarlathotep made my A-Team look like chumps by sitting down in the back and quietly running a clinic on Pornentines.
Just look at this porn bunting:
She layered all those papers, y'all. This is not your typical rookie.
Then I look over and she's constructing a titty wreath:
It's inspired!! AND she arrived an hour after everyone else did. Mrs. N is not to be trifled with, y'all. Clearly she is the Michael Jordan of Pornentines.
AND she was kind enough to gift me these items! (Your loss, Nyarlathotep...sorry buddy.) My husband likes the wreath so much he wants to hang it on the front door. It's paper so it wouldn't last a week, but I'm thinking about disassembling it, laminating the titties, and reassembling it. Then it can spread joy to the whole neighborhood!
I was super hammered when I sealed the envelope on the husband's Pornentine, so I have no idea what's in there and it will be a magical surprise for us both!
<3 <3 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, EVERYONE!! <3 <3
Just look at this porn bunting:
She layered all those papers, y'all. This is not your typical rookie.
Then I look over and she's constructing a titty wreath:
It's inspired!! AND she arrived an hour after everyone else did. Mrs. N is not to be trifled with, y'all. Clearly she is the Michael Jordan of Pornentines.
AND she was kind enough to gift me these items! (Your loss, Nyarlathotep...sorry buddy.) My husband likes the wreath so much he wants to hang it on the front door. It's paper so it wouldn't last a week, but I'm thinking about disassembling it, laminating the titties, and reassembling it. Then it can spread joy to the whole neighborhood!
I was super hammered when I sealed the envelope on the husband's Pornentine, so I have no idea what's in there and it will be a magical surprise for us both!
<3 <3 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, EVERYONE!! <3 <3
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We saw the topless review "Jubilee" at the Paris casino in Las Vegas. Of course we immediately renamed it "Boobilee." Anyway, as we were walking out my husband's eyes were kind of glazed over. I said "Are you okay?" He said "I never realized there were so many different kinds of nipples!" He was awestruck.Strange wrote:Breasts are really weird when not in pairs.
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