November 26 As I lay dying @ masquerade

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Mon November 28th, 2005, 4:38 pm

yeah they tend to give me the green apple splatters the pizza rolls that is

holly · Post by **holly** » Mon November 28th, 2005, 8:15 pm

andyb wrote:thanks for clearing that up, i wanted to see the classic stuggle when they come in a couple weeks, i was slightly pissed because i thought i missed a chance. and about the game... go to the majestic (that little diner off ponce) and look in the potted plants of the hair salon next door. you will see the pizza rolls i ate before playing that damn game.

Ew.

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Mon November 28th, 2005, 8:40 pm

ew??? you didnt have to taste it.

holly · Post by **holly** » Mon November 28th, 2005, 8:42 pm

andyb wrote:ew??? you didnt have to taste it.

EW!

Puking is probably the worst thing ever.

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Mon November 28th, 2005, 8:46 pm

holly wrote:
Puking is probably the worst thing ever.

easily... well that and puking and having the squirts at the same time.

holly · Post by **holly** » Mon November 28th, 2005, 8:47 pm

andyb wrote:
holly wrote:
Puking is probably the worst thing ever.
easily... well that and puking and having the squirts at the same time.

Food poisoning.
So true.
Fuck, that was the scariest thing that has ever happened to me.

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Mon November 28th, 2005, 8:53 pm

there use to be a store off the perimeter called reptile warehouse. i worked there for a couple of years and all reptiles carry salmonila. i would catch some of that shit monthly. thats ugly shit right there. shooting fire out of every hole you have.

holly · Post by **holly** » Mon November 28th, 2005, 9:02 pm

andyb wrote:there use to be a store off the perimeter called reptile warehouse. i worked there for a couple of years and all reptiles carry salmonila. i would catch some of that shit monthly. thats ugly shit right there. shooting fire out of every hole you have.

Haha, I know where that place is.
& I never knew that about reptiles.
Ew again!

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Mon November 28th, 2005, 9:12 pm

thats why georgia passed the laws banning the sale of turtles under the diameter of 4 inches. because people would get their kids those cute little guys you see in florida, the kid would suck on em, and start shitting out their intestines.

holly · Post by **holly** » Mon November 28th, 2005, 9:39 pm

andyb wrote:thats why georgia passed the laws banning the sale of turtles under the diameter of 4 inches. because people would get their kids those cute little guys you see in florida, the kid would suck on em, and start shitting out their intestines.

Amoebic Dysentery?

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Tue November 29th, 2005, 12:19 pm

andyb wrote:there use to be a store off the perimeter called reptile warehouse. i worked there for a couple of years and all reptiles carry salmonila. i would catch some of that shit monthly. thats ugly shit right there. shooting fire out of every hole you have.

Hey theres an easy way to lose some weight mmmmmm...... salmonila does it come smoked or maybe blackend

Pat · Post by **Pat** » Tue November 29th, 2005, 4:36 pm

I shit and threw up at the same time. That sucks. Then I layed in bed and had massive diarreah on my sheets.

Asrynth · Post by **Asrynth** » Tue November 29th, 2005, 4:42 pm

I have perpetual mudbutt, Whenever it is time to take a shit, My bowels kind of laugh and move out of the way as I piss out of my asshole.

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Tue November 29th, 2005, 4:45 pm

I once threw up on a pull out couch and rolled over to the clean side and went to sleep. When I woke up there was some dumb skank screaming at me saying I ruined her shirt she got from the gap or old navy or something like that. So I threw a 20$ at her so she would shut up. It was great

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Tue November 29th, 2005, 7:29 pm

Death2all wrote:I once threw up on a pull out couch and rolled over to the clean side and went to sleep. When I woke up there was some dumb skank screaming at me saying I ruined her shirt she got from the gap or old navy or something like that. So I threw a 20$ at her so she would shut up. It was great

haha that shit was pretty funny. that bitch totally deserved that shit. why are you gonna lay in a bed with a strange guy? ESPECIALLY when the whole fuckin room reaks of vomit?

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