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40 bands & 2000 fans on a cruise ship to hell -- or Cozu

Post by DeathfareDevil » Sat April 10th, 2010, 8:40 pm

http://www.70000tons.com/home.htm

Apparently this is ... real? Forty metal bands on a luxury liner for a 5-day 4-night Caribbean cruise -- a Metalocalypse episode in the making, for sure.

Confirmed bands so far:

Amon Amarth
Death Angel
Epica
Finntroll
Moonspell
Obituary
Raven
Saxon
Sodom
Sonata Arctica
Stratovarius
Swashbuckle
Trouble
Uli Jon Roth
Witchburner

Prices per cabin are in the $800-1400 range, plus $250 per person for "taxes, pre-paid gratuities, port charges, booking, and ticketing." More info here:
http://www.70000tons.com/book.htm


I'm 99% certain I will not be aboard this ship, but a lot can change in nine months. Part of me isn't even convinced this is real.

Anyway, here is a link to the metal-archives thread where people are discussing it.

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Post by Metalfreak » Sat April 10th, 2010, 10:44 pm

There are some great bands on this roster!

Yeah I'm pretty sure I won't be aboard this either although it would be nice!
They had you do a drug test and the forgot to test for drugs???

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Post by Generubin » Sat April 10th, 2010, 11:35 pm

This is getting ridiculous

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Post by Matt » Sat April 10th, 2010, 11:44 pm

this is absolutely silly as fuck!
your church was turned into an abortion clinic and we use it all the time... sluts!!!

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Post by DeathfareDevil » Sun April 11th, 2010, 2:53 am

Just noticed the title of the post got cut off. That's supposed to say "to Cozumel" at the end, because that's where this cruise is going.

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Post by Ryan » Sun April 11th, 2010, 2:11 pm

sodom alone would be worth it. too rich for me though
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Post by Knucklehead » Sun April 11th, 2010, 7:19 pm

I have been to Cozumel once and was sick as a fucking dog. In my book, Cozumel is Hell.

This could be a lot of fun in theory, but these bands aren't the right mix for me. I have a bad feeling that this ship is going to burn.

(*cue Yngwie*)

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Post by Vhyle » Sun April 11th, 2010, 11:50 pm

Um, wow. Aren't most metal fans too fucking broke to afford something like this? Or is it just me?

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Post by WREKage-Paul » Mon April 12th, 2010, 1:24 am

Amon Amarth should just kill the ship's crew, order everyone to grab an oar and start terrorizing the Caribbean. :lol:

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Post by Matt » Mon April 12th, 2010, 4:40 am

i didnt even notice, fucking trouble is playing? this cant be real.
your church was turned into an abortion clinic and we use it all the time... sluts!!!

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Post by Metalfreak » Mon April 12th, 2010, 8:44 am

Vhyle wrote:Um, wow. Aren't most metal fans too fucking broke to afford something like this? Or is it just me?
I thought the same thing...

Most of the cheaper cabins are sold out...haha
They had you do a drug test and the forgot to test for drugs???

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Post by VOEGTLIN » Mon April 12th, 2010, 8:45 am

This is a joke, right?
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Post by Knucklehead » Mon April 12th, 2010, 9:25 am

VOEGTLIN wrote:This is a joke, right?
I don't think so.

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Post by VOEGTLIN » Mon April 12th, 2010, 9:42 am

Ya know... Why can't we just get this bill in a club somewhere:

SAXON
TROUBLE
w/ ULI ROTH

!?!??
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Post by symphony of destruction » Thu July 8th, 2010, 3:07 pm

Oh man, even just for me to see Saxon would be awesome!!!

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