SATURDAY THE 27th DROP EVERYTHING!

dirtypenis · Post by **dirtypenis** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 5:57 am

PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE AND SEE SYBARITIC PLAY WITH TWO OTHER BADASS LOCAL BANDS (ROYAL THUNDER AND LECTURES ON THE APOCALYPSE) THAT SOUND NOTHING LIKE THEM, BUT KICK JUST AS MUCH ASS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT DICKS! IF IT GOES OFF WITHOUT A HITCH, OR KICKS ENOUGH ASS TO MAKE ME REALLY HAPPY, MALEFIC AND TWO OTHER BANDS CAN PLAY IN LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF OR MAYBE SOONER, WHO KNOWS. IT COULD BE THE LAST SHOW AT THE HOUSE, MOSTLY BECAUSE I SUCK. SO, IF YOU LIKE NON SUCK, DRIVE OUT TO MARIETTA AND MOSH IT UP FOR FREE! ALSO, BRING CHICKS AND COOL PEOPLE, NO BEARDS ALOUD! I SPORT A GOATEE THAT LOOKS LIKE A RAT'S CROTCH, FACIAL HAIR IS NASTY! I WILL KICK YOU OUT FOR TOO MUCH OF IT, OR BURN IT OFF IF YOU READ THIS AND STILL CHOOSE TO COME!

Post by **Metalfreak** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 11:18 am

Damn I guess I'll need to shave off my beard lol

I think I work but I may still be able to make it out to this.

BlackRoija · Post by **BlackRoija** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 1:04 pm

stopped reading after the first two words in all caps

Generubin · Post by **Generubin** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 1:37 pm

Sucks for Tommy

Post by **Brian** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 2:41 pm

good thing I shaved mine off yesterday

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 2:49 pm

If I shave the words "RAT DICK" in all caps into my goatee, can I come?

dirtypenis · Post by **dirtypenis** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 5:48 pm

only if you promise me, person that earned my respect enough to not get blasted!

Assault · Post by **Assault** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 6:07 pm

you touch me, and i break your fucking jaw.

JESSE STUBER · Post by **JESSE STUBER** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 6:25 pm

my girlfriend has a beard shes a chick can she come?......I thought metal chicks had facial hair anyway? Thats too many rules i bet we have take are shoes off and pee sitting down!

ILL BE THERE

dirtypenis · Post by **dirtypenis** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 7:29 pm

omg thanks for sticking up for your gay looking pube face! I bet your crotch is proud. NOT! Jesse, I wish you lived in this house with me, and so does it! You make me wish I was gay!

dirtypenis · Post by **dirtypenis** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 10:03 pm

OMG EVERYONE LISTEN TOMMY THE REDBEARDED PIRATE OF METAL FUCKING RULES HE IS THE ONLY ONE I FORGOT TO THINK ABOUT BEFORE I SAID ALL THAT!

dirtypenis · Post by **dirtypenis** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 10:04 pm

OMFG HOW ABOUT WHOEVER BRINGS THE NASTIEST, GRITTIEST BEARD GETS TO TAKE A SHOWER IN MY BATHROOM AFTER I POORLY RESIST THE URGE TO SHAVE THAT SHIT OFF!

Assault · Post by **Assault** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 10:51 pm

i was talking about being touched in general. dont like people touching my shit unless they grab my wiener, and only if its a dude.

dirtypenis · Post by **dirtypenis** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 11:21 pm

phew i am so tired of using caps dude.

stalindrummer · Post by **stalindrummer** » Sun February 21st, 2010, 11:51 pm

dirtypenis wrote:phew i am so tired of using caps dude.

its ok mang, your caps were quite........CAPtivating........hagguguguuuggu

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