Advice for a visit to Atlanta

V-GER · Post by **V-GER** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 9:05 am

V03GTLIN wrote:Grab a bottle of bumwine at Greens and start the shitty.

Boonesfarm, Thunderbird or Night train?

V03GTLIN · Post by **V03GTLIN** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 9:53 am

WILD IRISH ROSE! Tastes liike Witch Hazel and Jolly Ranchers.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 10:56 am

I do like Jolly Ranchers.

Holiday Rambler · Post by **Holiday Rambler** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 10:58 am

Take a dump in El Myr.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 11:32 am

V-GER wrote:Thunderbird

*SHUDDER*

ScreamBloodyGore · Post by **ScreamBloodyGore** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 1:32 pm

To me, Thunderbird seems to be the tamest of the bum wines. Though when compared to Cisco, tequila seems pretty goddamn tame too.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 1:50 pm

ScreamBloodyGore wrote:To me, Thunderbird seems to be the tamest of the bum wines. Though when compared to Cisco, tequila seems pretty goddamn tame too.

Holy shit, Cisco. Been a long time. *SHUDDER*

V-GER · Post by **V-GER** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 1:58 pm

What is Cisco? 'checks google':
Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.

Wow, sounds like some fun............................

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 2:10 pm

HAHAHA!! Me and the five dudes I lived with would split 3 of those little bottles between us and black out. Also "syrupy" is an understatement.

V03GTLIN · Post by **V03GTLIN** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 2:37 pm

That shit's not avail anymore, right?

My eyebrows vanished three xs during college "because" of Big C's sweet deathkiss.

ScreamBloodyGore · Post by **ScreamBloodyGore** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 2:46 pm

No, it's still sold. A ghetto ass store down the road carries it.

V03GTLIN · Post by **V03GTLIN** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 2:51 pm

I'd rather lose a game of FIVE FINGER FILLET than drink a bird's squirt of that shit again.

ScreamBloodyGore · Post by **ScreamBloodyGore** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 2:53 pm

During what I can only hope was my last encounter with the swill, I put a cigar out on my forearm and then attempted to run away from home at twenty one. Never again.

V03GTLIN · Post by **V03GTLIN** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 2:55 pm

Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

V-GER · Post by **V-GER** » Wed July 21st, 2010, 2:58 pm

Reminds me of when I used to drink whiskey. Went camping out in a nature preserve with my redneck friends. Did some hogging and started drinking a bottle of Jack or Black Velvet, Don't know which one. Don't remember much of the evening but when I awoke, the ass of my jeans was burnt up (jumping across the fire), there was a pile of used spaghettios just outside my tent and stuck to the side of my face. There was also still a faint foul smell of possum stew in the air.

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