fucked up movies

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed September 29th, 2010, 11:43 am

SlashAndThrash wrote:Hatchet: Old School American Horror??

favorite slasher of the past 10 years IMO, fucking golden. Can not endorse this movie enough

Yeah, that's the one!! You must be old like me. I could not stop laughing.

And that one kill, you know the one I'm talking about... BEST KILL EVER.

badcarburetor wrote:It's like Sharktopus never even happened.

Sweet Fancy Moses that movie is bad. To me the worst part is how it vacillates between being self-aware and being completely serious.

Best part? This:

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Wed September 29th, 2010, 12:37 pm

I'm seriously considering a sharktopus tattoo, but the fucker has to be big. I love the spikes by the gills. Sickness.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed September 29th, 2010, 12:46 pm

badcarburetor wrote:I'm seriously considering a sharktopus tattoo, but the fucker has to be big. I love the spikes by the gills. Sickness.

Let's both get them, but they have to be real shitty. Like hot-ballpoint-pen-in-prison one-color line-drawing bad.

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Wed September 29th, 2010, 1:42 pm

Haha, I've got enough "questionable" ink. I think Sharktopus deserves the real treatment.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed September 29th, 2010, 2:29 pm

We'll go together and I'll have the "intern" do mine:

$5 tops.

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Wed September 29th, 2010, 2:39 pm

Brilliant!

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Thu September 30th, 2010, 11:56 am

Diana wrote:
SlashAndThrash wrote:Hatchet: Old School American Horror??

favorite slasher of the past 10 years IMO, fucking golden. Can not endorse this movie enough
Yeah, that's the one!! You must be old like me. I could not stop laughing

YES. Hatchet rules. ONLY ANCHOR BAY HORROR IS REAL! Did you recognize Candyman?!

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu September 30th, 2010, 12:25 pm

stewvee wrote:
Diana wrote:
SlashAndThrash wrote:Hatchet: Old School American Horror??

favorite slasher of the past 10 years IMO, fucking golden. Can not endorse this movie enough
Yeah, that's the one!! You must be old like me. I could not stop laughing
YES. Hatchet rules. ONLY ANCHOR BAY HORROR IS REAL! Did you recognize Candyman?!

Did I recognize Candyman. What kind of fool do you take me for? Good news: He's supposed to be big in the sequel.

phonehome · Post by **phonehome** » Mon October 4th, 2010, 5:43 pm

Dancer in the Dark

Requiem for a Dream

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Tue October 5th, 2010, 3:26 pm

12 Monkeys and Videodrome have'nt been mentioned yet. Both are peronal favorites of mine.

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Tue October 5th, 2010, 5:17 pm

Azrael wrote:12 Monkeys and Videodrome have'nt been mentioned yet. Both are peronal favorites of mine.

Videodrome is brilliant. I read the book and saw the film when I was about 10 or so. Made a big impression on me. Probably explains a lot.

I heard that it was being remade a year or so back, but so far nothing seems to have happened. I really hope that it's never completed. A remake could only fuck it up.

How about Psychomania? Anyone remember that one?

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Tue October 5th, 2010, 5:23 pm

Videodrome was manna for a 15 yr old ripped on Blondie. Boy did I hit the goddamn jackpot w/ that Turtles rental...

Also: Holy Fuck. Halloween III is so much weirder than I remember. Fucking STONEHENGE?!?

Rogue toy corp in Nowhere, CA steals one of the mega-stacks from Druid Death Circle and then chips bits of it and snags 'em on shitty masks which make kids go DEATH when the stroby jack-o-latern jig lights up the TV. Still, like, WHAT?

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Tue October 5th, 2010, 8:05 pm

stewvee wrote: Also: Holy Fuck. Halloween III is so much weirder than I remember. Fucking STONEHENGE?!?

Rogue toy corp in Nowhere, CA steals one of the mega-stacks from Druid Death Circle and then chips bits of it and snags 'em on shitty masks which make kids go DEATH when the stroby jack-o-latern jig lights up the TV. Still, like, WHAT?

That sounds fascinating. I think I'ma hafta check it out.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Tue October 5th, 2010, 8:36 pm

Halloween III sucks ass.

Long live the new flesh!

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Tue October 5th, 2010, 9:41 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Halloween III sucks ass.

Long live the new flesh!

Exactly...

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