Shartwork
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Shartwork
Okay I've done it, I bought the URL: http://www.drcraftenstein.com/
Unfortunately I can't make a whole lot of design decisions because I'm locked into Indie Made's template. (Kay pointed out the obvious fact that I should be using a black background, but they only let you make all of the outside parts black, the inside where the text is stays cream which looks hella dumb. So for now it all stays cream.) And please admire my excellent Microsoft Paint heading banner. Obviously it's a work in progress...
I've only shown a handful of people, so I'd love it if you guys could take a look at the new shartwork and my TLDR product descriptions and tell me what you think. Then I'll probably have to crawl back to I_LOVE_ZUCKERPENIS and post there or else no one will ever see it. BUT THEN I'M LEAVING AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK I_LOVE_ZUCKERPENIS.
Thanks for your time.
Unfortunately I can't make a whole lot of design decisions because I'm locked into Indie Made's template. (Kay pointed out the obvious fact that I should be using a black background, but they only let you make all of the outside parts black, the inside where the text is stays cream which looks hella dumb. So for now it all stays cream.) And please admire my excellent Microsoft Paint heading banner. Obviously it's a work in progress...
I've only shown a handful of people, so I'd love it if you guys could take a look at the new shartwork and my TLDR product descriptions and tell me what you think. Then I'll probably have to crawl back to I_LOVE_ZUCKERPENIS and post there or else no one will ever see it. BUT THEN I'M LEAVING AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK I_LOVE_ZUCKERPENIS.
Thanks for your time.
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Thanks! Every time I do something like that, I'm all "Again? Really? Can't you just paint a fucking flower or something?" But I think I like how it turned out.Moloc wrote:"Whitehead" is particularly disturbing. I like it!
And I might have more clowns in me. Stay tuned!
Thanks for looking, guys. I appreciate it.
I got talked into a Friday Featured Artist night at dooGALLERY. It's 5/1/15. So part of the deal is that I have to help promote it.
I have happily been off I_LOVE_ZUCKERPENIS for a year and a half, and now I have to crawl back and promote this thing. So I made a page for the Shartwork. It is here:
https://www.I_LOVE_ZUCKERPENIS.com/pages/Dr-Craft ... 4278741756
Please click the goddamned thing and "LIKE" it and I want to kick my own ass for typing this bullshit.
Then on Friday 5/1 I need you to please come to this event and surround me in a human shield formation until it is over. Thank you.
I have happily been off I_LOVE_ZUCKERPENIS for a year and a half, and now I have to crawl back and promote this thing. So I made a page for the Shartwork. It is here:
https://www.I_LOVE_ZUCKERPENIS.com/pages/Dr-Craft ... 4278741756
Please click the goddamned thing and "LIKE" it and I want to kick my own ass for typing this bullshit.
Then on Friday 5/1 I need you to please come to this event and surround me in a human shield formation until it is over. Thank you.
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You're the best!Thrashmania wrote:Done and done. Whats this Dreama's work like?
I have no idea who this Dreama person is. I went to her fb page and there's barely anything on it, so I figure she's doing the exact same thing as me, setting up a page at the last minute. Looks kind of ethereal? I asked if I could be matched with another assclown, but they like to "mix it up." Poor Dreama.
According to my stack of Official Paperwork, dooGALLERY will be providing a digital invite. I don't see one yet, but I'll forward when I do.ratanda wrote:Is there a FB event for this?Diana wrote:I got talked into a Friday Featured Artist night at dooGALLERY. It's 5/1/15. So part of the deal is that I have to help promote it.
BTW, I killed my old fb profile finally which might be why our WWF game disappeared... I might have to friend you with my new pretend profile.
Might??Diana wrote:According to my stack of Official Paperwork, dooGALLERY will be providing a digital invite. I don't see one yet, but I'll forward when I do.ratanda wrote:Is there a FB event for this?Diana wrote:I got talked into a Friday Featured Artist night at dooGALLERY. It's 5/1/15. So part of the deal is that I have to help promote it.
BTW, I killed my old fb profile finally which might be why our WWF game disappeared... I might have to friend you with my new pretend profile.
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In my packet of Important Paperwork for this show, I was instructed to send out "save the date" notices. So I made the most Pinterest-ingly shit-eating postcard as I could.
If I have your mailing address, you're getting one. If I don't have your address (and please believe that if I do, you are keenly aware) and you want a postcard, send me a PM with your mailing address and also your God-Given Christian name please because sometimes the mailmen get pissy when I write things like "Knucklehead" on the envelope. Please note that this event is 21 and over. And also that badcarburetor's band Moreland Wrecks will be playing!
No worries if you can't come to the event and want the card anyway. I have a hundred of these things so eventually I'll just be tossing them out the car window. As a bonus (?) you will be automatically added to my Xmas card list, and also if (when) I mail out some other bullshit in the future. (I repeat: KEENLY aware.)
Thank you!!
If I have your mailing address, you're getting one. If I don't have your address (and please believe that if I do, you are keenly aware) and you want a postcard, send me a PM with your mailing address and also your God-Given Christian name please because sometimes the mailmen get pissy when I write things like "Knucklehead" on the envelope. Please note that this event is 21 and over. And also that badcarburetor's band Moreland Wrecks will be playing!
No worries if you can't come to the event and want the card anyway. I have a hundred of these things so eventually I'll just be tossing them out the car window. As a bonus (?) you will be automatically added to my Xmas card list, and also if (when) I mail out some other bullshit in the future. (I repeat: KEENLY aware.)
Thank you!!
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