On average, how many times a day do you poop?

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How many times a day do you poop?

Less than once a day
1
8%
Once a day
5
38%
Twice a day
2
15%
More than twice a day
0
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666 times a day
5
38%
 
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On average, how many times a day do you poop?

Post by AmoebicDysentery » Fri January 27th, 2006, 1:25 pm

Lets see the stats!

Personally, I take the browns to the superbowl about once a day. It's pretty much a ritual
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Post by AmoebicDysentery » Fri January 27th, 2006, 5:54 pm

Oh man! It's not even 6 o'clock and i've already gone 3 times today!!! That burrito last night didn't agree with me I guess!

Tonight I'm going to be participating in a Krystals eating contest so i'm sure that number will at least double!
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Post by Pat » Mon January 30th, 2006, 11:04 pm

If we are talking just normal shits then typically about 1 a day. But when my IBS kicks in and I get diarreah. I've taken I believe 8 in one day. It usually ends up starting at 3 in the morning and being done at noon.
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Post by AmoebicDysentery » Tue January 31st, 2006, 1:35 am

Pat wrote:If we are talking just normal shits then typically about 1 a day. But when my IBS kicks in and I get diarreah. I've taken I believe 8 in one day. It usually ends up starting at 3 in the morning and being done at noon.
Sweet! So if I think I see some gravy dripping down your leg at the next Anal Secretion show...i'll know whats up.
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Post by ProstheticHead12 » Tue January 31st, 2006, 8:39 am

AmoebicDysentery wrote:
Pat wrote:If we are talking just normal shits then typically about 1 a day. But when my IBS kicks in and I get diarreah. I've taken I believe 8 in one day. It usually ends up starting at 3 in the morning and being done at noon.
Sweet! So if I think I see some gravy dripping down your leg at the next Anal Secretion show...i'll know whats up.
pun intended?
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
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Post by AmoebicDysentery » Tue January 31st, 2006, 10:37 am

ProstheticHead12 wrote:
Sweet! So if I think I see some gravy dripping down your leg at the next Anal Secretion show...i'll know whats up.
pun intended?[/quote]


ohh you know it.
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Post by andyb » Tue January 31st, 2006, 8:59 pm

i do like once a week, i have diverticulitis, not sure if that how you spell it though, but it sucks
hope you all fucking rot
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Post by Metalfreak » Wed February 1st, 2006, 9:06 am

andyb wrote:i do like once a week, i have diverticulitis, not sure if that how you spell it though, but it sucks
oooh yeah that must suck...a friend was telling me that he used to work at a convelscent home as a maintanance guy and one day he got called to some little old lady's room...to unclog the toilet...he said there was the largest poop he has ever seen in there...shaped like a football and about as big as one too.
They had you do a drug test and the forgot to test for drugs???
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Post by ProstheticHead12 » Wed February 1st, 2006, 1:00 pm

Metalfreak wrote:
andyb wrote:i do like once a week, i have diverticulitis, not sure if that how you spell it though, but it sucks
oooh yeah that must suck...a friend was telling me that he used to work at a convelscent home as a maintanance guy and one day he got called to some little old lady's room...to unclog the toilet...he said there was the largest poop he has ever seen in there...shaped like a football and about as big as one too.
holy shit. what a pun filled thread we have here.
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
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Post by Matt » Wed March 15th, 2006, 9:22 pm

who the hell shits only once a week
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Post by frankinzombie666 » Thu March 16th, 2006, 11:08 pm

stop deleating my posts you nancys
Dont fucking look at me.
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Post by Holiday Rambler » Wed March 22nd, 2006, 8:15 am

Depends.
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Post by stalindrummer » Wed March 22nd, 2006, 12:22 pm

Pooping is a sin. You've got to hold it in.
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Post by Metalfreak » Sun March 26th, 2006, 1:25 pm

stalindrummer wrote:Pooping is a sin. You've got to hold it in.
tell that to my cat. :lol:
They had you do a drug test and the forgot to test for drugs???
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Post by Greg » Tue March 28th, 2006, 6:07 pm

Matt wrote:who the hell shits only once a week
Starving kids in Africa?

They probably shit dust about once a month.
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