fuck the heat......

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Wed April 19th, 2006, 4:20 pm

Death2all wrote:You know I don't really mind the heat. I mean really this is the best excuse for hot ass women to wear less clothing. You can't really argue with that well unless most of the women in your area look like they should be working at the Claremont Lounge.

That beast in your avatar should work there. That would be like getting two sacks of potatoes dropped on your head if you got pulled upstage with her.

doom zombi chick · Post by **doom zombi chick** » Wed April 19th, 2006, 6:54 pm

Greg wrote:
Death2all wrote:You know I don't really mind the heat. I mean really this is the best excuse for hot ass women to wear less clothing. You can't really argue with that well unless most of the women in your area look like they should be working at the Claremont Lounge.
That beast in your avatar should work there. That would be like getting two sacks of potatoes dropped on your head if you got pulled upstage with her.

Haha, I went to the Claremont the other night.....I think there was one pretty girl with armpit hair, but there were some really old chicks stripping.

doom zombi chick · Post by **doom zombi chick** » Wed April 19th, 2006, 6:56 pm

Holiday Rambler wrote:
doom zombi chick wrote:Just started drinking right now, drinking in the heat gets me drunker faster too. I just got a job at the Love Shack. So I guess I will never be without porn. Heat, porn, and booze, what a combo.
Care to get married?

Are you going to support me? haha, just kidding. Yeah, I had to work the porn section last night at work, all I saw all day were tits, asses, pussys, and dicks. I got home and all I saw was porn flashing in my head. Its not a bad job though.

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Wed April 19th, 2006, 7:10 pm

doom zombi chick wrote:
Holiday Rambler wrote:
doom zombi chick wrote:Just started drinking right now, drinking in the heat gets me drunker faster too. I just got a job at the Love Shack. So I guess I will never be without porn. Heat, porn, and booze, what a combo.
Care to get married?
Are you going to support me? haha, just kidding. Yeah, I had to work the porn section last night at work, all I saw all day were tits, asses, pussys, and dicks. I got home and all I saw was porn flashing in my head. Its not a bad job though.

AmoebicDysentery · Post by **AmoebicDysentery** » Wed April 19th, 2006, 8:29 pm

doom zombi chick wrote: Haha, I went to the Claremont the other night.....I think there was one pretty girl with armpit hair, but there were some really old chicks stripping.

I know who you're talking about!!! The first time I saw her I was sitting there like, "Ok, this chick could actually get a job in a good strip club..wheres the defect?", and then she lifted up her arms and it all made sense. A little razor action and she could be working at one of the better clubs no problem.

That general atmosphere in that place rules.

doom zombi chick · Post by **doom zombi chick** » Wed April 19th, 2006, 9:26 pm

AmoebicDysentery wrote:
doom zombi chick wrote: Haha, I went to the Claremont the other night.....I think there was one pretty girl with armpit hair, but there were some really old chicks stripping.
I know who you're talking about!!! The first time I saw her I was sitting there like, "Ok, this chick could actually get a job in a good strip club..wheres the defect?", and then she lifted up her arms and it all made sense. A little razor action and she could be working at one of the better clubs no problem.

That general atmosphere in that place rules.

Yeah, I dig the Claremont definately.

necroodin · Post by **necroodin** » Thu April 20th, 2006, 7:07 am

Is the behemoth who crushes PBR cans with her sagging breasts still there?

Holiday Rambler · Post by **Holiday Rambler** » Thu April 20th, 2006, 7:19 am

doom zombi chick wrote:
Holiday Rambler wrote:
doom zombi chick wrote:Just started drinking right now, drinking in the heat gets me drunker faster too. I just got a job at the Love Shack. So I guess I will never be without porn. Heat, porn, and booze, what a combo.
Care to get married?
Are you going to support me? haha, just kidding. Yeah, I had to work the porn section last night at work, all I saw all day were tits, asses, pussys, and dicks. I got home and all I saw was porn flashing in my head. Its not a bad job though.

I'll come out and say it: I make 16k a year and I'm hung like a cashew.

HOWEVER! My job includes benefits for me plus a (1) spouse at Discount Don's Pan-Medicinal Treatment Facility, which is conveniently located behind the Quik Trip on Sidney Marcus.

Holiday Rambler · Post by **Holiday Rambler** » Thu April 20th, 2006, 7:20 am

necroodin wrote:Is the behemoth who crushes PBR cans with her sagging breasts still there?

That's "Blondie." That broad cusses like a sailor. I've also seen her punch people in the audience. A few times, actually.

stalindrummer · Post by **stalindrummer** » Thu April 20th, 2006, 1:04 pm

Holiday Rambler wrote:
necroodin wrote:Is the behemoth who crushes PBR cans with her sagging breasts still there?
That's "Blondie." That broad cusses like a sailor. I've also seen her punch people in the audience. A few times, actually.

My mom's just tryin' to protect herself alright!?

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Thu April 20th, 2006, 3:57 pm

Holiday Rambler wrote:
necroodin wrote:Is the behemoth who crushes PBR cans with her sagging breasts still there?
That's "Blondie." That broad cusses like a sailor. I've also seen her punch people in the audience. A few times, actually.

Yeah thats her M.O she likes to slap you in the face with those sagging fun bags or in her case sack of potatoes

Post by **Metalfreak** » Fri April 21st, 2006, 9:09 am

Holiday Rambler wrote:
necroodin wrote:Is the behemoth who crushes PBR cans with her sagging breasts still there?
That's "Blondie." That broad cusses like a sailor. I've also seen her punch people in the audience. A few times, actually.

hahaha I've heard about her! damn I'd like to see that.

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Fri April 21st, 2006, 4:34 pm

Greg wrote:
Death2all wrote:You know I don't really mind the heat. I mean really this is the best excuse for hot ass women to wear less clothing. You can't really argue with that well unless most of the women in your area look like they should be working at the Claremont Lounge.
That beast in your avatar should work there. That would be like getting two sacks of potatoes dropped on your head if you got pulled upstage with her.

egg yolkeo · Post by **egg yolkeo** » Fri April 21st, 2006, 5:34 pm

DJ: All right guys, help me feel it out to them; we got a featured dancer coming out next; put your hands together for... Spantaneous Bootay! [an imense black stripper walks out, down the runway, and to the stripper pole, stout enough to hold her up. Chef leans his head to the right to get a better look.]
Stan: Come on guys, we might as well go. [the boys prepare to leave. The obese stripper can move, though, and Chef is interested. He drops the blonde off and approaches the stage]
Chef: God-damn!
Stan: Chef, we're leaving.
Dr. Neeland: Nono, wait. Let him go. [Chef moves closer and stands in awe of Spantaneous Bootay]
Spantaneous Bootay: [walks up to Chef] Come here, chubby. [buries his face between her breasts and rattles it with them, then turns around and buries his face between her ass cheeks and rattles it with them as well. She releases him from their hold]

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Mon May 8th, 2006, 12:03 pm

Chef (trying to remember): I'm gonna-- I'm gonna make love-- I'm gonna make love to ya, woman, gonna lay you down by the fiii-yuh!"

THAT episode of South Park should win an Emmy.

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