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E.J. Diarrheaspray · Post by **E.J. Diarrheaspray** » Wed May 3rd, 2006, 12:41 am

So I was flipping through the channels and I see "The Top 40 Metal Videos," and I check it out...of course there are the Guns N Roses and Aerosmith videos, but then they show this commercial where something like Godzilla is crushing everything in its path and there's this brutal guitar riff and upon the screen is flashed "everything gets crushed." Then they show a movie about Def Leppard. What a fucking joke

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Wed May 3rd, 2006, 12:52 am

i will one up your story. we got this sent to the station:

VH1 Is Seeking The Next Great White Rapper! $100,000 prize

Are you the next great rapper? If so, VH1 wants you to audition for
Ego Trip's "The White Rapper Show", the next great reality series.
Think you can rap better than Marshall Mathers? Prove it on national
television and compete for a $100,000 prize.

Apply before May 15th. Early submissions get priority!

1) E-mail a couple of photos of yourself

2) Also include a paragraph about yourself / mini bio.

State the following...

name & mc name -

age -

city where you live ?

city where you would like to audition (NYC, Atlanta, Cincinnati or LA) -

phone #s & e-mail -

Tell me a fun, whacky or unique fact about yourself -

Describe (type) yourself in one sentence or phrase -

What makes you the next white rapper to blow up -

Websites & / or myspace -

**We're looking for people with confidence so go ahead and brag!

3) If you have an audio track or video clip send that too
(otherwise, I may call you to rap a few bars via telephone).

Best of luck!

Submit through: Whiterapper.vh1.com
Email: vh1rappershow@gmail.com

(Atlanta auditions will be held at the end of May.)

E.J. Diarrheaspray · Post by **E.J. Diarrheaspray** » Wed May 3rd, 2006, 12:55 am

I'd win

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Wed May 3rd, 2006, 2:15 am

its vh1 metal month, they are showing all the gay 80s metal. like kiss and shit. even judas priest, fuck priest for the most part, and kiss and shit. i saw part of the Def leppard movie, gay stuff

ProstheticHead12 · Post by **ProstheticHead12** » Wed May 3rd, 2006, 8:33 am

(otherwise, I may call you to rap a few bars via telephone)

These guys must be seriously hard up for participants if that's a legitimate audition.

soulvoid · Post by **soulvoid** » Wed May 3rd, 2006, 7:47 pm

Now I saw a few minutes of the Top 40 thing.....I saw Sepultura ......Pantera.....Iron Maiden.....Anthrax..so there may not be alot of thrash and shit , but they did cover metal as well , and if you heard BACH (gay) say it , he said best in Metal and HARD Cock. I mean rock.

stalindrummer · Post by **stalindrummer** » Wed May 3rd, 2006, 10:26 pm

Yeah im not sure why korn is like 23 on the count down. i could complain all i want on how shitty this is on VH1, but at least theyre playing some "metal". They dont do ANYTHING on MTV.

E.J. Diarrheaspray · Post by **E.J. Diarrheaspray** » Thu May 4th, 2006, 7:57 am

That Def Leppard movie was horrible

Post by **BlazeTSU** » Thu May 4th, 2006, 10:38 am

i don't mind seeing the def lepard, aerosmith or kiss stuff on the countdown. i'm a big rock'n'roll fan anyway, but the gayest thing about the damn show is they have morons from papa roach, disturbed, korn....etc... talking about sepultura, pantera, maiden and metallica. and then rob halford sucking korns nuts. the only reason i could struggle through all the dumbass comments from all of them was because of scott ian chiming in every now and again and actually making sense.

and yeah, the def lepard movie was horrible.

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Thu May 4th, 2006, 11:25 am

Have any of you ever seen the Kiss movie?

That makes the Def Leppard movie look like goddamn Citizen Kane.

Post by **BoB** » Thu May 4th, 2006, 12:11 pm

I just find it ironic how the 'br00t4l' crowd calls stuff like Kiss "gay". The 'br00t4l' shit has more references to male genitalia, anuses and homosexuality than a san fransisco bathhouse. Meanwhile Kiss has been on record as saying the only motivation for starting the band was to get chicks. I also can't think of a single kiss song with a reference to a penis, anus, men holding hands or other form of gaiety... They're not metal by a long shot but not really gay either.

Besides, you guys watch VH1! HA HA!

E.J. Diarrheaspray · Post by **E.J. Diarrheaspray** » Thu May 4th, 2006, 12:22 pm

I was flipping through the channels and saw that...the only good things on VH1 are Web Junk 20 and Hogan Knows Best

Post by **Metalfreak** » Thu May 4th, 2006, 3:34 pm

TV is gay.

frankinzombie666 · Post by **frankinzombie666** » Thu May 4th, 2006, 3:49 pm

the osborunes kept me entertained for a while..was that mtv??

Post by **Metalfreak** » Thu May 4th, 2006, 3:51 pm

frankinzombie666 wrote:the osborunes kept me entertained for a while..was that mtv??

haha...yeah it was MTV.

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