neuticles if you don't know check it out

[Death2all]

http://www.neuticles.com/

[Holiday Rambler]

My buddy Alex had a nut removed last winter and got one of those replaced. He actually had to track down the "neutical vendor" himself. Weird.

[kamal]

Wow. At frist I thought this was for the Neu Tickles of Ask A Ninja fame.

[Death2all]

My buddy Alex had a nut removed last winter and got one of those replaced. He actually had to track down the "neutical vendor" himself. Weird.

haha what size me and andyB were talking about getting the great dane nueticals to replace the ones removed from his Dashund

[Holiday Rambler]

Holiday Rambler: what size neuticle did you get
Holiday Rambler: was there a size chart
Alex: i didn't really pick
Alex: it was an afterthought
Alex: i was supposed to go to surgery and i said "you're gonna put a fake nut in right?"
Alex: and he's like "oh you want one of those??"
Alex: and i'm like "it would be nice"
Holiday Rambler: hahahah
Alex: so he said you need to special order them
Alex: and then he called back saying he found an extra and i said....Git-r-done!
Holiday Rambler: naturally
Alex: so i don't really know much about it other then it was sewn into my sack
Alex: and eventually it broke away
Alex: now it floats free
Holiday Rambler: do you think it was like silly putty material
Holiday Rambler: or hard racquetball material
Alex: hard like high bouncy ball material
Holiday Rambler: i should know, i touched it
Alex: yeah
Alex: but you didn't squeeze it
Holiday Rambler: it's the line between touching and squeezing that makes me heterosexual
Alex: keep telling yourself that

[Greg]

Holiday Rambler: it's the line between touching and squeezing that makes me heterosexual
Alex: keep telling yourself that

That's right.

My personal mantra is: "It's only gay if the balls touch"