"BRUSSELS SPROUTS AND BOURBON-STREET CHICKEN WILL SPATTER THE WALLS! CHEDDAR-CHEESE SAUCE WILL RUN LIKE BLOOD!"DeathfareDevil wrote:Would you like one of us to call in a bomb threat?Diana wrote:Okay, so I've somehow just agreed to go to Golden Corral for lunch tomorrow with the rest of the IT staff. No one ever speaks at these gatherings, we just listen to each other chew and I try to not kill myself. It's already been a hell of a week and I need a pep talk to get through this. Please help me.
"YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TILL I MAKE IT RAIN POPCORN SHRIMP AND GREEN BEANS."
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We'll be there around noon. Make this happen.WREKage-Paul wrote:"BRUSSELS SPROUTS AND BOURBON-STREET CHICKEN WILL SPATTER THE WALLS! CHEDDAR-CHEESE SAUCE WILL RUN LIKE BLOOD!"DeathfareDevil wrote: Would you like one of us to call in a bomb threat?
"YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TILL I MAKE IT RAIN POPCORN SHRIMP AND GREEN BEANS."
I do really like my job, but that's because my job is to sit in the server room alone and hit enter for 12 hours. I've turned into a complete hermit. Whenever someone comes in here I'm all "WHAT DO YOU WANT?? GET OUT!! my precioussssss..."
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Bwhahaha. Such a great visual. Cows chewing their cud.Diana wrote:Okay, so I've somehow just agreed to go to Golden Corral for lunch tomorrow with the rest of the IT staff. No one ever speaks at these gatherings, we just listen to each other chew and I try to not kill myself. It's already been a hell of a week and I need a pep talk to get through this. Please help me.
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Yeah, I had a pretty good giggle imagining them actually trying to clear out the 'Corral in the event of an emergency. "No way, I paid for them buffets and I AIN'T LEAVIN."Holiday Rambler wrote:Bwhahaha. Such a great visual. Cows chewing their cud.
Popcorn shrimp and Bourbon Street Chicken in T-Minus 9 minutes...
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HAHA!!WREKage-Paul wrote:Small voice:
I actually like the bourbon-street chicken.

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haha, me too but i wasnt gonna say anything. get there a couple minutes early, clock in, do your shit, and then be where you're supposed to be when you're supposed to be there and everyones happy.ratanda wrote:Maybe I'm old, but that makes sense to me.GameFreac wrote:So I walk up there and she gets in my face and is like "where were you? you need to be ready to work when you clock in. You need to go to the bathroom and get water THEN clock in. People have to go home. Do you understand?!"
unless you get there and take a 30 min. shit everyday... they might frown on that much over time
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I used to do that. I got there at like 4:53 and clocked in and did what I usually do then usually got to the register at like 4:58 and was ready. Nobody ever complained. Nobody ever said anything.Spewtilator wrote:haha, me too but i wasnt gonna say anything. get there a couple minutes early, clock in, do your shit, and then be where you're supposed to be when you're supposed to be there and everyones happy.ratanda wrote:Maybe I'm old, but that makes sense to me.GameFreac wrote:So I walk up there and she gets in my face and is like "where were you? you need to be ready to work when you clock in. You need to go to the bathroom and get water THEN clock in. People have to go home. Do you understand?!"
unless you get there and take a 30 min. shit everyday... they might frown on that much over time
Until she got there. If they told me to do my regular shit first then clock in on my first day, I'd have no problem with that.
I'm just pissed because I've been doing the same thing for 2 years almost and this new lady who just got there is yelling at me for doing it. I'm not the only one. She's pissing everyone else off and my other 65 year old manager stood up for me and said "he works his ass off and is nice all the time!" and she's always so sweet and I couldn't even picture her saying that so when I heard she said that I laughed.
Thankfully, she is temporarily at another store for awhile because another manager quit there.

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