July 7TH HELLGOAT,DOOMED YOUTH,MUTILATION RITES(NY),IN RUINS

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 11:37 am

Diana wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:I think there's way more 'disturbing' movies out there than this.
"Human Centipede." You owe it to yourselves.

I have a friend who writes online toy reviews. He had this to say about that movie:

If you want to watch a notably odd horror movie you might want to watch The Human Centipede. It's about this German mad scientist who captures two pretty American girls and a Japanese guy and literally conjoins them into a human centipede, mouths joined with anuses, intestinal tracts modified and extended in a fashion similar to that of Siamese twins. The Japanese guy, speaking in subtitles, lamented his hideous fate at some length but he was only moderately sympathetic because the two poor girls were the ones joined with his anus, and when he took a dump they were forced to orally process the fecal matter. As to what the mad scientist hoped to gain by the creation of a human centipede I cannot hazard a guess. Once conjoined, the human centipede spent the remainder of the time trying to escape, but the bad thing is that there could be no easy fix; assuming that they found someone capable of separating the conjoined bodies, the girls had all of their teeth removed and the mad scientist actually restructured the lower portions of their faces and fashioned additional sections in the process of grafting their mouths to the respective anuses. I have a hard time understanding a mad scientist who performs some essentially useless task. If I had the background to be a mad scientist (I have the 'mad' but lamentably I lack the 'science') I would be more interested in something like blending my DNA with that of a shark or building a weaponized robotic chassis into which I could transfer my consciousness.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 11:49 am

PLEASE tell me they're making a toy of this. PLEASE. I will buy it. And then I will probably have to get divorced before I can bring it in the house.

"Human Centipede" could easily have been just another turd on the pile, but these folks really pulled it off. The guy playing the German scientist is brilliant. He relishes every second of the role and eats about half of the scenery. Twisted misanthropes like me have been waiting a long time for this movie.

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 11:56 am

[quote="Diana"]PLEASE tell me they're making a toy of this. PLEASE. I will buy it. And then I will probably have to get divorced before I can bring it in the house.

"Human Centipede" could easily have been just another turd on the pile, but these folks really pulled it off. The guy playing the German scientist is brilliant. He relishes every second of the role and eats about half of the scenery. Twisted misanthropes like me have been waiting a long time for this movie.[/quote]

i did enjoy the movie and that dude's acting. though most people scoff at this movie...

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 12:41 pm

Maybe my expectations were too high, but I thought that this was kind of a snoozer. Too many horror motifs were abused, which left my eyes rolling.

Their car breaks down in the middle of the woods, at night, in a rainstorm? C'mon.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 1:38 pm

Knucklehead wrote:Maybe my expectations were too high, but I thought that this was kind of a snoozer. Too many horror motifs were abused, which left my eyes rolling.

Their car breaks down in the middle of the woods, at night, in a rainstorm? C'mon.

HA! Dontcha get it? They're dumb bimbos!!

But seriously, I can excuse it as a means to an end. LOVED IT.

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 2:09 pm

By the end of reading this thread I forgot I was reading about Hellgoat. I'll be at work, it sucks.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 4:54 pm

Azrael wrote:By the end of reading this thread I forgot I was reading about Hellgoat.

lolol yeah me too!

Damn I'm gonna have to check that movie out! Sounds disgusting!

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 5:29 pm

[quote="Metalfreak"][quote="Azrael"]By the end of reading this thread I forgot I was reading about Hellgoat.[/quote]

lolol yeah me too!

Damn I'm gonna have to check that movie out! Sounds disgusting!

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sorta why i just went ahead and made the "fucked up movies" thread. sorry for ruining the topic at hand!!!

ratanda · Post by **ratanda** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 6:10 pm

Diana wrote:PLEASE tell me they're making a toy of this. PLEASE. I will buy it. And then I will probably have to get divorced before I can bring it in the house.

There's this thing.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 6:49 pm

AHAHAHAHA I should buy my nephew that for his 5th birthday. My brother will kill me

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed July 7th, 2010, 7:16 pm

Bless you, ratanda. My birthday is in October.

Pat · Post by **Pat** » Thu July 8th, 2010, 5:04 am

holy shit this is off topic. that belongs in the toilet.

THIS SHOW RULED! every band brought it and killed shit. horns up to everybody who came out.

Post by **Brian** » Thu July 8th, 2010, 7:02 am

excellent show

Post by **MS_39455** » Thu July 8th, 2010, 9:35 am

Awesome turnout for a Wednesday night. Mutillation Rites really surprised me. I had never heard them before...sorta' hypnotic. Glad to finally get a full length Hellgoat set this time too.

lsaldana · Post by **lsaldana** » Thu July 8th, 2010, 10:32 am

MS_39455 wrote:Mutillation Rites really surprised me. I had never heard them before...sorta' hypnotic.

very hypnotic

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