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Post by Metalfreak » Mon July 26th, 2010, 4:08 pm

here's an anagram for my name:

any rum armada

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They had you do a drug test and the forgot to test for drugs???
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Post by Kalbert Aagan » Mon July 26th, 2010, 5:35 pm

Albert Kagan wrote:
badcarburetor wrote:There once was a forum for metal
It's membership was fairly stable
Then Albert came in
And began to win
But lost to his own alter ego
And that Ego was actually Batman
No it wasn't.
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Post by WREKage-Paul » Mon July 26th, 2010, 10:51 pm

Kalbert Aagan wrote:
Albert Kagan wrote:
badcarburetor wrote:There once was a forum for metal
It's membership was fairly stable
Then Albert came in
And began to win
But lost to his own alter ego
And that Ego was actually Batman
No it wasn't.

Your post? Not haiku.
Please get into the spirit
Or better yet, leave....
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue July 27th, 2010, 5:56 pm

WREKage-Paul wrote:
Kalbert Aagan wrote:
Albert Kagan wrote:
badcarburetor wrote:There once was a forum for metal
It's membership was fairly stable
Then Albert came in
And began to win
But lost to his own alter ego
And that Ego was actually Batman
No it wasn't.

Your post? Not haiku.
Please get into the spirit
Or better yet, leave....
You missed my old post
Where I asked for limericks
Get off her damn back.

Read, prithee...

There once was a band named I9
Who thought their music divine
It turned out they suck
and wallowed in muck
So now everyone thinks that they're swine.

(Any bitchin' about this limerick- put it in the toilet thread.)
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Post by WREKage-Paul » Wed July 28th, 2010, 12:57 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
WREKage-Paul wrote:
Your post? Not haiku.
Please get into the spirit
Or better yet, leave....
You missed my old post
Where I asked for limericks
Get off her damn back.
Remember I do
The post about limericks
I was just kiddin'

There once was a band named I9
Who thought their music divine
It turned out they suck
and wallowed in muck
So now everyone thinks that they're swine.
This is verily
A piece of pure poetry
I commend you, sir.


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Post by Diana » Thu July 29th, 2010, 9:32 am

I dedicate this shitty limerick to Henry Rollins:

Hank is misunderstood and gritty
He's mad and doesn't need your pity
He put it all in his book
But doesn't care if you look
He wants to be alone in his alonity.

I'm almost done with this thing. 102 pages to go.
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Post by V03GTLIN » Thu July 29th, 2010, 9:55 am

ALONITY :lol:
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Post by Diana » Thu July 29th, 2010, 10:51 am

V03GTLIN wrote:ALONITY :lol:
Page 154. And I quote:

"Sometimes the alonity hurts because it's real. It hurts, scars and strengthens. I spend lots of time in the alonity."

:evil: :cry: :evil: :cry:
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Post by badcarburetor » Thu July 29th, 2010, 3:41 pm

Holy crap. I thought you were joking about that. I hate that I glossed over that brilliant turn of phrase when I read Get in the Van. It would have made it all worthwhile.
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Post by V03GTLIN » Thu July 29th, 2010, 3:59 pm

JESUS CHRIST. That shit is too much. I'm punching myself in the face right now.
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Post by Diana » Fri August 6th, 2010, 8:50 am

So we're up to like 54 posts? This is gonna be tough. How about a random complaint:

These shoes are giving me hella blisters but they're totally cute Steve Madden ballet flats and I'll die before I take them off. I am logical and pragmatic in many ways, but when it comes to Steve Madden I'm all girl.

Good day.
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Post by Diana » Fri August 6th, 2010, 8:50 am

Also I will point out that pain and suffering are very metal.

As you were.
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never gonna reach 1000

Post by Moloc » Mon August 9th, 2010, 10:05 am

I don't like the itching...

but I don't mind the swelling.
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Re: never gonna reach 1000

Post by Knucklehead » Mon August 9th, 2010, 10:59 am

Moloc wrote:I don't like the itching...

but I don't mind the swelling.
That sounds dirty.
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Post by Moloc » Mon August 9th, 2010, 11:04 am

It is if you want to read it that way. Or it could describe a painful condition. Your choice.
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