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Pentagram Sign of the Wolf parody lyrics...

Post by Azrael » Wed October 13th, 2010, 5:35 am

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This started as a topic on a differant website. Mortis Kull had posted this song, and because it rules it was stuck in my head at work all night. Only I did'nt know the words so I kept making up parodies for the verse line. Kind of goofy but made me laugh, I was curious to see what others came up with, Kull had a pretty good one. Here's mine I had in my head at work.

"I'm not really sure what the fuck he says man, but I know at the end he says Pentagram"
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Post by Mortis_Kull » Wed October 13th, 2010, 6:12 pm

I order up a pizza with some tasty toppings, and they put it in a shape of a PENTAGRAM!
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Post by doubledogpaleale » Wed October 13th, 2010, 8:36 pm

I took a dump and it hurt my butt 'cause it came in the shape of a pentagram
Shotgun blast in the toilet bowl and it kind of look like a pentagram
Now I will have to wipe my nut sack
And the poo has infected my urethra

Black parts hang and they just won't fall to the toilet bowl with the pentagram
Hard to see to throught deep murky waves of the toilet bowl with the pentagram
Now I will have to spray the bathroom
Six tacos not so great for my colon

I can turn back now!

Stories unfold about the night long gone of the toilet and me and the pentagram
And the entrance to the bathroom is all gone sealled off by the stench of the pentagram
Now I don't have a bathroom to pee
And I have to go really badly yeah!

Piss one more time

Now I don't have a bathroom to pee
And I have to go really badly yeah!

Not right!
I have to go right now!
But theres that sign on the bowl!
Who Dies Wins
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Post by Metalfreak » Thu October 14th, 2010, 12:15 am

^ genious!
They had you do a drug test and the forgot to test for drugs???
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Post by Moloc » Thu October 14th, 2010, 9:16 am

doubledogpaleale wrote:I took a dump and it hurt my butt 'cause it came in the shape of a pentagram
Shotgun blast in the toilet bowl and it kind of look like a pentagram
Now I will have to wipe my nut sack
And the poo has infected my urethra

Black parts hang and they just won't fall to the toilet bowl with the pentagram
Hard to see to throught deep murky waves of the toilet bowl with the pentagram
Now I will have to spray the bathroom
Six tacos not so great for my colon

I can turn back now!

Stories unfold about the night long gone of the toilet and me and the pentagram
And the entrance to the bathroom is all gone sealled off by the stench of the pentagram
Now I don't have a bathroom to pee
And I have to go really badly yeah!

Piss one more time

Now I don't have a bathroom to pee
And I have to go really badly yeah!

Not right!
I have to go right now!
But theres that sign on the bowl!
Is this autobiographical?
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