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badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Wed October 27th, 2010, 4:58 pm

Remember the Balloon Boy? Remember his dad? He's a self made TV pitchman now:

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Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu October 28th, 2010, 5:21 am

Look, I want you guys to know that I care about all of you and I worry.

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Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu October 28th, 2010, 5:40 am

badcarburetor wrote:Oh, the fragmented beauty of mental illness...

"If you likes my collection show me you intresting hobby, own videos and show in the hole world when factory models is stupid drop off carbitch when maschine still running life."

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YAY vee see. Very good.

I'm stealing this for Wilson. THX

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Thu October 28th, 2010, 7:58 am

Diana wrote:Look, I want you guys to know that I care about all of you and I worry.

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Wow. That's like across between Urban Cowboy and my years spent at UPS. The effects were gorier than anything in Halloween 3: Season of the Witch.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu October 28th, 2010, 9:07 am

And scarier than Paranormal Activity.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu November 11th, 2010, 9:18 am

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri November 19th, 2010, 7:00 am

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Fri November 19th, 2010, 8:49 am

Diana wrote:The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults

Video is blocked while I'm at work, but I can't wait to get home and watch this.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri November 19th, 2010, 10:33 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Diana wrote:The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults
Video is blocked while I'm at work, but I can't wait to get home and watch this.

Holy crap. Really? I thought my company was bad. I clicked on something the other day and fully got the "BORDER ALERT! BLOCKED! BLOCKED! YOU'RE A SICKO!" and it wasn't even the least bit offensive. I just said "okay, whatever" and moved on.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Fri November 19th, 2010, 10:51 am

Diana wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:
Diana wrote:The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults
Video is blocked while I'm at work, but I can't wait to get home and watch this.
Holy crap. Really? I thought my company was bad. I clicked on something the other day and fully got the "BORDER ALERT! BLOCKED! BLOCKED! YOU'RE A SICKO!" and it wasn't even the least bit offensive. I just said "okay, whatever" and moved on.

Yeah, I work at a high school, so almost everything is blocked for being a "social network" or whatever. Even this forum was blocked for a while- you would think if anything would fly under the radar a metal forum would.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri November 19th, 2010, 12:58 pm

I keep waiting for them to block this site as it is the only way to squeeze any enjoyment out of my day and they know it. Best of luck to you, Sir.

xforeverxmetalx · Post by **xforeverxmetalx** » Fri November 19th, 2010, 2:17 pm

Another metal forum I'm on was never blocked at my school. And just about everything else was, it seemed. It was great.

GameFreac · Post by **GameFreac** » Fri November 19th, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeah when I was in High school I'm pretty sure this site wasn't blocked...everything else was though. Ahh the good old days of finding proxies and workarounds.

Generubin · Post by **Generubin** » Sat November 20th, 2010, 9:02 am

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Better than Manson

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Sat November 20th, 2010, 9:25 am

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The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults

That was awesome. Takes me back to the Satanism scare of the late 80s. "... a penis is placed inside the mouth of the deceased person." That part was comparatively vague. A cut off penis or more like a teabag? If the latter, how could you possibly know that? If the former, then there are a bunch of dickless satanists running around.

Oh yeah, the superfluous "model" was pretty hot. I bet that old 'tard had a stiffy they whole time he was pawing at her.

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