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stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Wed October 6th, 2010, 7:17 am

You dare to toy w/ Conal Cochran and his jingle?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed October 6th, 2010, 7:46 am

Haha Halloween III is so weird it's hard to watch.

Is anyone familiar with Zardoz? It was on Netflix and my Dad was like "You have to see this, it's beyond strange" so we watched it. It's got Sean Connery in it, probably one of the weirdest movies i've ever seen.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Wed October 6th, 2010, 9:42 am

Isn't that some super retard sci-fi thing from the early 70s?

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed October 6th, 2010, 9:56 am

ya, it's fucking bizarre. if there's one movie in this world to watch on acid, this is it.

"Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken. "

sean connery looks like this

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Wed October 6th, 2010, 10:07 am

I have also seen that title on Netflix, and I was planning on adding it to my queue.

Until you posted the picture of Sean Connery.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed October 6th, 2010, 11:21 am

I love Zardoz. And Sean Connery's orange diaper is the jam.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed October 6th, 2010, 11:40 am

This guy is easily my favorite part of the movie

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed October 6th, 2010, 11:54 am

HAHAHA!! There is no part of Zardoz that isn't awesome.

afuneraloffire89 · Post by **afuneraloffire89** » Wed October 6th, 2010, 12:11 pm

watch Trash Humpers. It's by the same guy who wrote and directed Gummo, Kids, and Julian Donkey Boy.

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Wed October 6th, 2010, 1:16 pm

[quote="afuneraloffire89"]watch Trash Humpers. It's by the same guy who wrote and directed Gummo, Kids, and Julian Donkey Boy.[/quote]

haha, my original post was about this movie. i actually saw trash humpers a few weeks ago and was less than impressed with it.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Sun October 10th, 2010, 1:47 pm

stewvee wrote:Isn't that some super retard sci-fi thing from the early 70s?

I'm watching it, now, and that description is dead on. Except there are boobies. So it does have that going for it.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Sun October 10th, 2010, 7:39 pm

Knucklehead wrote:
stewvee wrote:Isn't that some super retard sci-fi thing from the early 70s?
I'm watching it, now, and that description is dead on. Except there are boobies. So it does have that going for it.

Dude. Eject it now and watch OUTLAND. Connery's not so overtly homo in that. And the script wasn't written by Carolos Castenada and Max Headroom.

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Wed October 27th, 2010, 9:22 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Halloween III sucks ass.

Long live the new flesh!

It did suck ass, but my what weird ass it was.

Next up will be Videodrome just balance things out.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat December 11th, 2010, 7:16 am

"Rampage" is the new "Falling Down." And I can't believe I am un-ironically endorsing an Uwe Boll movie. Please believe I am as shocked as you are. I was on Netflix Instant Play and I saw the words "Uwe Boll" and "Matt Frewer" and couldn't resist. It's really very good. I gave it four out of five stars because I can't in good conscience give an Uwe Boll movie five stars. He needs to earn my trust.

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VSRSoncoV4k?fs ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VSRSoncoV4k?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Also, if you're a Movie Masochist like me, and you're watching Netflix Instant Play, and you're also really really high, might I suggest "Vampire Journals." It's so terrible that it launched itself past terrible and into "retardedly brilliant" when it clocked 17 cliches in under five minutes. "I drink in shame." Shit like that. I don't know where this director Ted Nicolaou has been all my life, but between this and "Ragewar" he's my new Instant Play Hero. This trailer does not do it justice, but check out the wigs and makeup:

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OEATrCvAY1A?fs ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OEATrCvAY1A?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

I gave that bullshit 5 stars just to encourage Netflix to recommend more of these turds to me. I'm bringing it down from the inside.

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Sun December 12th, 2010, 10:10 am

funny. i watched falling down for the first time the other night. good movie.

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