funny stuff from the internets

[WREKage-Paul]

I'm kinda hoping she discovers "real" vampire fiction*, realizes that Twilight is "popcorn" entertainment in that genre at best, and then comes to the terrifying, sad conclusion that her entire back is one wasted canvas of ink.


Not that I'm mean or anything.







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* Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, etc.

[Moloc]

It's not even a very good tattoo!

[Nyarlathotep]

It's not even a very good tattoo!

The layout is busy and cluttered, and the artwork sucks. I hate portrait tattoos in general, but all of the dudes look like Ted Danson and the chick's eyes are lopsided. That make-out scene in the front is totally distorted. Of course, the whole tattoo is disfigured by her copious quantities of back fat.

[Diana]

I just pray my mother doesn't see this. She's totally obsessed with that Edward kid and would probably think this is the perfect way to woo him.

Apparently every woman in this age range is in love with him. He should lock himself in a bomb shelter and never come out.

[Knucklehead]

I'm wondering why a side view of boobies is embarassing but butt crack isn't.

[Generubin]

I hate portrait tattoos in general

What's the reason if you don't mind me asking?
I really enjoy portrait tattoos if they went to a good artist instead of someone that just ends up clusterfucking the design

[Nyarlathotep]

I hate portrait tattoos in general

What's the reason if you don't mind me asking?
I really enjoy portrait tattoos if they went to a good artist instead of someone that just ends up clusterfucking the design

I think that they always come out looking creepy, even if the artist is good. Plus they are too realistic for my taste; I prefer tattoos to be a design, like woodcuts or pen and ink looking stuff instead of a mimeograph of a real person's face.

[Generubin]

I hate portrait tattoos in general

What's the reason if you don't mind me asking?
I really enjoy portrait tattoos if they went to a good artist instead of someone that just ends up clusterfucking the design

I think that they always come out looking creepy, even if the artist is good. Plus they are too realistic for my taste; I prefer tattoos to be a design, like woodcuts or pen and ink looking stuff instead of a mimeograph of a real person's face.

Oh yeah I follow, I love my family, but I don't plan to get a family portrait across my chest anytime soon.

[theRothstanator]

Why does this need to exist? The other day I was talking to a co-worker about how Twilight is such a piece of crap with undeveloped characters and how it's damaging to female youths. I didn't realize that there was a customer behind me holding a copy of Twilight Eclipse. The rest of that transaction was awkward...

On another note, this:

[ScreamBloodyGore]

I recently dreamt that I got the Slush Puppie dog tattooed on my forearm. Despite being generally turned off by tattoos, it still seems like a good idea.

[Moloc]

I didn't realize that there was a customer behind me holding a copy of Twilight Eclipse. The rest of that transaction was awkward...

What bookstore do you work at? I work for a Borders Express. Best job I ever had.

(Edit: Or maybe you were just in line at a bookstore?)

[Diana]

I recently dreamt that I got the Slush Puppie dog tattooed on my forearm. Despite being generally turned off by tattoos, it still seems like a good idea.

This is a very good idea.

[theRothstanator]

I didn't realize that there was a customer behind me holding a copy of Twilight Eclipse. The rest of that transaction was awkward...

What bookstore do you work at? I work for a Borders Express. Best job I ever had.

(Edit: Or maybe you were just in line at a bookstore?)

I wish I worked at a bookstore! I guess that picture I posted was a bit misleading. I am just disgusted that such a section exists in a bookstore. That copy of Eclipse a customer had would be the DVD copy. I am not sure if half of our customers can read. I work at one of the Blockbusters that is kept afloat by idiots who do not know how to alphabetize or use the internet.

[badcarburetor]

I wish I worked at a bookstore! I guess that picture I posted was a bit misleading. I am just disgusted that such a section exists in a bookstore. That copy of Eclipse a customer had would be the DVD copy. I am not sure if half of our customers can read. I work at one of the Blockbusters that is kept afloat by idiots who do not know how to alphabetize or use the internet.

It's just like working in a library!

[Moloc]

I didn't realize that there was a customer behind me holding a copy of Twilight Eclipse. The rest of that transaction was awkward...

What bookstore do you work at? I work for a Borders Express. Best job I ever had.

(Edit: Or maybe you were just in line at a bookstore?)

I wish I worked at a bookstore! I guess that picture I posted was a bit misleading. I am just disgusted that such a section exists in a bookstore. That copy of Eclipse a customer had would be the DVD copy. I am not sure if half of our customers can read. I work at one of the Blockbusters that is kept afloat by idiots who do not know how to alphabetize or use the internet.

We have our fair share of idiot customers too. One time a woman came into the store looking for a book and not knowing the name of the book nor the author. I asked her if it was fiction or non-fiction. She said (I shit you not), "It's a book."