FUCKEN SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Wed May 11th, 2011, 1:40 pm

Here they are. All the way from Los Angeles, California: Slayurr!

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They say enjoyment of the heart is a sin. We are here to enjoy Heavy Metal. We are all Captor of Sin!

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For some reason in this world, skinheads - shorthairs, do not get along with the metalheads. There is only one kind of music in this world and that is fast hard. And whether you have short hair, long hair, mustache, beard, leather and jeans, suit and tie, NO MATTER! We are all here together to FIGHT TIL DETH!

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You know us ourselves as human beings do knew not know what our neighbor causes, or what our neighbor wills. He could easily be a homicidal maniac, and kill again.

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We are all here in the worship of Metal. Are you into Heavy Metal?! Are you into Black Metal?! Are you into SPEEEEED METAL?! We are all here and must keep HAUNTING THE CHAPEL!

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You know, the thought of older women overwhelms. How many of you out there are into older women? How many of you are into OL-DUR WEHM-UNN? The kind you dig outta graves. The kind that have their eyes sunken in and their skulls dried out. You know the kind that have maggots crawlin out of their cunts. The kind you just like to lick and you can taste those crunchy maggots as you devour them in your mouth. You know, you may an attempt to POKE these little ladies, and they'll break in TWO, all you NEKROPHELIACKS.

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Are you feelin alright? Have you had enough to drink tonight? There's plenty of beer at the bar. But then I shouldn't have to tell you how to drink. You seem to do it a lot better than the Ah-mer-ih-cuns. From you to me to the heart: Black Magik!

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How bout you in the back: ARE YOU TIRED?! I'm not asking you; I'm askin the people in the back. They must be tired from lifting all the beer glasses, right? This is for all the HAHD-CORE. Seen a few tonight. For all you spudheads. THE FINAL COMMAND!

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If your heart is pumpin' now, beware the hardening of the arteries.

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If you stay up late at night when the moon is full and you fall asleep at sunlight, at dawn you sleep!

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You want one more? One more it is. But you have to... We are all here gathered in the praise of Metal and we await the coming of our new lord. We await the coming of the Ann-tee Christ.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Wed May 11th, 2011, 1:43 pm

Are you drinking in the middle of the afternoon again?

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Wed May 11th, 2011, 1:45 pm

YEssir.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Wed May 11th, 2011, 1:47 pm

Rock. The. Fuck. On.

That intro for Necrophiliacs has always made me chuckle.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Wed May 11th, 2011, 2:13 pm

DO KNEW NOT KNOW WHAT OUR NEIGHBOR CAUSES... W!T!F!

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed May 11th, 2011, 2:24 pm

Are we strong? Do we stand united? This is for all you metalheads and all you hardcore assholes!

Peanut Caravan · Post by **Peanut Caravan** » Wed May 11th, 2011, 3:59 pm

If you stay up late at night when the moon is full and you fall asleep at sunlight, at dawn you sleep!

I love this. Tom Araya is the master of the obvious.

SLAYYYERRRRR

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Wed May 11th, 2011, 5:09 pm

If you say anything in Tom's voice it sounds FUCKING AWESOME.

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Thu May 12th, 2011, 3:48 pm

Thurston Moore needs to put this on a 45.

WREKage-Paul · Post by **WREKage-Paul** » Fri June 3rd, 2011, 1:26 am

Just 3 more days until International Slayer Day!

AtlantaMetal

FUCKEN SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKEN SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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