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IF YOU DONT LIKE BLASTBEATS YOU ARE A FAG

Post by Mike » Sat July 23rd, 2005, 10:09 pm

Really. I'm not even being ironic/sarcastic, whatever.
I know EJ's got my back on this one.

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Post by Ecrypt » Sun July 24th, 2005, 2:05 am

word!

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Post by BoB » Sun July 24th, 2005, 8:26 am

I hate blastbeats. how will I tell my son the news...

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Post by Mike » Mon July 25th, 2005, 11:46 am

BoB wrote:I hate blastbeats. how will I tell my son the news...
You tell him not liking blastbeats is ok if you hold your beer up high and headbang to something awesome like Laaz Rockit. :D

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Post by AmoebicDysentery » Mon July 25th, 2005, 9:11 pm

ANYBODY WHO LIKES BLASTBEATS IS A COCKSUCKING FAGGOT LEARN HOW TO PLAY REAL DRUM BEATS INSTEAD OF JUST TAPPING THAT SAME FUCKING BEAT FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES PER SONG BECAUSE YOUR A STUPID FAGGOT THE ONLY GOOD BAND THAT EVER USED A BLAST BEAT WAS SYSTEM OF A DOWN AND YOU FAGGOTS DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING I MEAN AT LEAST THROW SOME DOUBLE BASS OR SOME D BEATS IN THERE AND LIKE SOME FUCKING GROOVE YOU FAGGOTS DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING I HOPE YOUR DRUMS CATCH AIDS AND END UP DYING BECAUSE THEY GOT HIT BY A CAR WHICH ILL BE DRIVING IF I EVER GET MY LICENSE CAUSE YOUR A FAGGOTS FUCK OFF :twisted:

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Post by BoB » Mon July 25th, 2005, 10:02 pm

AmoebicDysentery wrote:ANYBODY WHO LIKES BLASTBEATS IS A COCKSUCKING FAGGOT LEARN HOW TO PLAY REAL DRUM BEATS INSTEAD OF JUST TAPPING THAT SAME FUCKING BEAT FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES PER SONG BECAUSE YOUR A STUPID FAGGOT THE ONLY GOOD BAND THAT EVER USED A BLAST BEAT WAS SYSTEM OF A DOWN AND YOU FAGGOTS DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING I MEAN AT LEAST THROW SOME DOUBLE BASS OR SOME D BEATS IN THERE AND LIKE SOME FUCKING GROOVE YOU FAGGOTS DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING I HOPE YOUR DRUMS CATCH AIDS AND END UP DYING BECAUSE THEY GOT HIT BY A CAR WHICH ILL BE DRIVING IF I EVER GET MY LICENSE CAUSE YOUR A FAGGOTS FUCK OFF :twisted:
yeah! drum aids - ha! in your faces!

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Post by Greg » Mon July 25th, 2005, 10:29 pm

haha it's like reading the lyrics sheet to an Amoebic Dysentery song!

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Post by holly » Tue July 26th, 2005, 3:19 am

AmoebicDysentery wrote:ANYBODY WHO LIKES BLASTBEATS IS A COCKSUCKING FAGGOT LEARN HOW TO PLAY REAL DRUM BEATS INSTEAD OF JUST TAPPING THAT SAME FUCKING BEAT FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES PER SONG BECAUSE YOUR A STUPID FAGGOT THE ONLY GOOD BAND THAT EVER USED A BLAST BEAT WAS SYSTEM OF A DOWN AND YOU FAGGOTS DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING I MEAN AT LEAST THROW SOME DOUBLE BASS OR SOME D BEATS IN THERE AND LIKE SOME FUCKING GROOVE YOU FAGGOTS DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING I HOPE YOUR DRUMS CATCH AIDS AND END UP DYING BECAUSE THEY GOT HIT BY A CAR WHICH ILL BE DRIVING IF I EVER GET MY LICENSE CAUSE YOUR A FAGGOTS FUCK OFF :twisted:
Using incorrect use of "your/you're" for enhanced idiot effect: +10 points

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Post by necroodin » Tue July 26th, 2005, 12:31 pm

I still wanna know about holly's poo

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Post by WREKage-Paul » Fri August 5th, 2005, 2:38 am

holly wrote:
AmoebicDysentery wrote:ANYBODY WHO LIKES BLASTBEATS IS A COCKSUCKING FAGGOT LEARN HOW TO PLAY REAL DRUM BEATS INSTEAD OF JUST TAPPING THAT SAME FUCKING BEAT FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES PER SONG BECAUSE YOUR A STUPID FAGGOT THE ONLY GOOD BAND THAT EVER USED A BLAST BEAT WAS SYSTEM OF A DOWN AND YOU FAGGOTS DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING I MEAN AT LEAST THROW SOME DOUBLE BASS OR SOME D BEATS IN THERE AND LIKE SOME FUCKING GROOVE YOU FAGGOTS DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING I HOPE YOUR DRUMS CATCH AIDS AND END UP DYING BECAUSE THEY GOT HIT BY A CAR WHICH ILL BE DRIVING IF I EVER GET MY LICENSE CAUSE YOUR A FAGGOTS FUCK OFF :twisted:
Using incorrect use of "your/you're" for enhanced idiot effect: +10 points
+15. Note the lack of apostrophes. No bonus points for not using periods, though, 'cause that one's old. :twisted:

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Re: IF YOU DONT LIKE BLASTBEATS YOU ARE A FAG

Post by E.J. Diarrheaspray » Fri August 5th, 2005, 2:50 am

Mike wrote:Really. I'm not even being ironic/sarcastic, whatever.
I know EJ's got my back on this one.
Yes, I do.

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