sick joke contest

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Sat August 6th, 2005, 6:23 pm

cmon everyone.... given the crowd that frequents this board i know there has to be some sick jokes i havent heard yet. so lets hear em.

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Sat August 6th, 2005, 6:28 pm

here a few well known ones to get us started....
Q how do you make a dead baby float?
A some root beer, two scoops of ice cream and a dead baby

Q how do you make a little girl cry twice?
A wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear

whats the difference between holly's pussy and a bowling ball?
you can eat a bowling ball if you had too
(no offense holly. just the only girl i know on here)

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Sat August 6th, 2005, 6:31 pm

racist jokes are ok too. after all they are just jokes (but please dont say nigger)

Q why cant stevie wonder read?
A because hes black

why doesnt mexico have an olympic team?
because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are already in america

LeveLscream · Post by **LeveLscream** » Sat August 6th, 2005, 6:39 pm

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR AT @ GAY PICNIC?

All the hotdogs taste like shit!!!!

holly · Post by **holly** » Sat August 6th, 2005, 9:32 pm

andyb wrote:here a few well known ones to get us started....
Q how do you make a dead baby float?
A some root beer, two scoops of ice cream and a dead baby

Q how do you make a little girl cry twice?
A wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear

whats the difference between holly's pussy and a bowling ball?
you can eat a bowling ball if you had too
(no offense holly. just the only girl i know on here)

Sup someone wants to be banned.

LeveLscream · Post by **LeveLscream** » Sun August 7th, 2005, 12:49 am

you can get banned for jokes?

necroodin · Post by **necroodin** » Sun August 7th, 2005, 12:50 am

WE WANT POO STORIES

holly · Post by **holly** » Sun August 7th, 2005, 1:58 am

LeveLscream wrote:you can get banned for jokes?

I could really give two shits about whether or not that was a "joke."
Knock it the fuck off.

holly · Post by **holly** » Sun August 7th, 2005, 1:59 am

necroodin wrote:WE WANT POO STORIES

You're bordering on not funny anymore.

LeveLscream · Post by **LeveLscream** » Sun August 7th, 2005, 2:05 am

Oh, I am sure Andy didn't realize you were so sensitive, it's cool, chill out and tell one about him.

fukrholestkhed · Post by **fukrholestkhed** » Sun August 7th, 2005, 5:54 am

whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
i dont kiss my girlfriend after sex

whats the hardest thing about cutting a baby with a straight razor?
suppressing the erection

whats worse than waking up next to a dead baby?
realizing you were drunk the night before and made love to it

what do 5 million battered women have in common?
the inability to listen

what does a battered woman that just got out of the shelter do first?
make dinner if she knows whats good for her

sorry...i went more for offensive than sick...

donny · Post by **donny** » Mon August 8th, 2005, 3:33 am

LeveLscream wrote:Oh, I am sure Andy didn't realize you were so sensitive, it's cool, chill out and tell one about him.

someone from level talking about people being sensitive ??? bwahahahahaha dude i dont know if you lost your mallcore handbook but girls tend to get offended when you talk about their pussies

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Mon August 8th, 2005, 8:12 am

hollly... i REALLY didnt mean to offend. it was only a joke. ive never seen your downstairs so i could really be that judgemental. you got to admit its funny. c mon...

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Mon August 8th, 2005, 8:15 am

what happens when you put a baby in a blender?

i dont know either i was too busy masturbating.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babys and a corvette?
i dont have corvette in my garage.

(holly here are some jokes about myself to make up)
whats the difference between me and a bucket of shit?
the bucket

what the first sign of aids?
a severe pounding in the ass

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Tue August 9th, 2005, 8:22 am

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive

What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas ?
Cancer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby?
It's really easy to turn on a lamp.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.

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