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Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Tue September 27th, 2011, 8:04 am

Diana wrote:Romo single-handedly won that game. Here's what I'll say about the "new" Redskins: Romo's half-dead, your offensive line is all rookies, your center should be dragged into the street and shot, and you STILL beat us by 2 points. Welcome to my nightmare.

Haha I'll take what I can get honestly. I've been sick for the past 3 days so I didn't watch the game but seeing this brightened my morning.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Tue September 27th, 2011, 8:24 am

Ha! Glad I could help out, buddy.

Focalor · Post by **Focalor** » Wed September 28th, 2011, 9:33 am

Saw this pic on the yahoo homepage under featured news. Vandalized it a bit for comedic effect.

Focalor · Post by **Focalor** » Sat October 1st, 2011, 10:00 pm

Ramblin' Wreck still undefeated. Enjoy it while it lasts. Not like you'll see a bowl game anyway. THANKS NCAA (Nazi Committee Against Athletes)!

Focalor · Post by **Focalor** » Sat October 8th, 2011, 4:50 pm

STILL undefeated. Held Maryland under their boot until the 4th quarter. I thought surely Maryland was dead in the water, but I guess that ambulance ride lit a fire under their ass. Didn't think Tech would have the steam needed to hold em off, but somehow they did it.

BlackRoija · Post by **BlackRoija** » Sat October 8th, 2011, 5:07 pm

Those were a couple terrible kicks.

Hilarious part was when I was on break (I work in the suites) up in the stands and they were loading the poor guy into the ambulance when some shithead next to me yelled "LET'S GO DEFENSE"

Focalor · Post by **Focalor** » Sun October 9th, 2011, 2:22 am

I walked out of the room just in time to miss whatever happened there to make them call the amber lamps. I was damn near screaming at the TV, "INSTANT FUCKING REPLAY ESPN DUMBASSES, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!?!!" So what the fuck did happen? They said they were sticking his leg in an inflatable cast, so I'm assuming maybe his knee got readjusted to where it would henceforth bend BOTH ways. I dunno, I can only "assume", because I surely can't count on ESPN to show the incident on a replay. I dunno why ESPN does that, I guess out of respect for the player and his family. They don't do that in NFL games though. When QB Byron Leftwich snapped his arm earlier this season, they replayed that shit 500 times in the slowest slow-mo they could conjure up to where it made ME hurt just watching it.

And I don't expect the Falcons to do anything tomorrow night besides get their asses handed to them in a paper bag by Green Bay. Last weeks close game against Seattle was fucking ridiculous. That game should NOT have been that close. Last season they were handling opponents pretty competently, usually in complete control of the tempo of the game. If Atlanta can barely squeak by Seattle when they have a 2nd rate QB this year, then Aaron Rodgers and Green Bay's gonna eat their lunch, shit it out, feed it back to them, and then fuck their drunk girlfriend in the ass while they watch just because they can.

Focalor · Post by **Focalor** » Sun October 9th, 2011, 11:18 pm

WARNING, INCOMING RANT:

Fuckin' A, I knew it. They start off the game playing really well, scoring 14 points and looking unstoppable just to get everyones hopes up... then they lay down and die and never score another single point the rest of the game.

I'm a little pissed that they felt it necessary to change so much about their winning formula from last year. Last year they had receivers that were pretty good at short routes. They'd take the field 3 downs at a time and chew up lots of time maintaining possession on their drives making lots of little plays, which gave their opponents less time to possess the ball. It wore down opponents slowly and it WORKED. Now they've completely butchered the best parts of the roster in an attempt to achieve bigger passing plays, and it's been a huge failure so far.

And these god damn linebackers we got playing for us now like Sean Witherspoon and Dunta Robinson are too busy being assholes to the other team, taunting them and trying to start shit with them, and collecting penalties for it like it's their favorite fucking hobby. And if it ain't the linebackers acting like fucking pricks instead of getting their head in the game and PLAYING THEIR FUCKING POSITION, it's the defensive coordinator and head coach constantly calling for zone coverage defense plays which CLEARLY DO NOT WORK. They're aren't following any of the eligible receivers close enough and it's allowing the other team to complete passes every single fucking time.

BlackRoija · Post by **BlackRoija** » Mon October 10th, 2011, 7:20 am

thuglanta failcan'ts

Post by **Brian** » Mon October 10th, 2011, 7:21 am

BlackRoija wrote:Those were a couple terrible kicks.

Hilarious part was when I was on break (I work in the suites) up in the stands and they were loading the poor guy into the ambulance when some shithead next to me yelled "LET'S GO DEFENSE"

hook me up with Clemson tickets plz

BlackRoija · Post by **BlackRoija** » Mon October 10th, 2011, 5:02 pm

no can do

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Mon October 17th, 2011, 9:05 pm

Diana wrote:
stewvee wrote:Go Skins. Only Riggins is Real.
Stew, we're gonna have to mix it up with these Cowgirl fans. Get your beer hat.

Dear Falcons:

Next time please take Vick out for the season because the Skins have to play the Eagles twice at least. THX.

Love,
Diana

Gawd. Fucking Grossman. I dunno. I'm thinking we'll never be worth a shit again. I guess 49ers fans felt the same until they got that goddamn maniac Harbaugh on the sideline.

We may need to get together and drink some arsenic kool-aid or something. Like Jim Jones style.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Wed October 19th, 2011, 11:52 am

stewvee wrote:Gawd. Fucking Grossman. I dunno. I'm thinking we'll never be worth a shit again. I guess 49ers fans felt the same until they got that goddamn maniac Harbaugh on the sideline.

We may need to get together and drink some arsenic kool-aid or something. Like Jim Jones style.

All I know is I am glad I didn't see Sunday's game. I kept watching the ticker at the bottom of the Falcons game, watching the Eagles score climb higher and higher, and then I saw this: "Grossman - 4 INT." That's when I turned the TV off instead of kicking the screen in. Which may have been the wrong choice.

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