Well, that's all she wrote, folks. Nothing will ever surpass this in hilarity. Move along.MS_39455 wrote:There's always that one guy atomizing Bud Light and slurring dayeth tuh Jaysus.ScreamBloodyGore wrote:If drunk, obnoxious rednecks didn't love Behemoth almost as much as they do Cannibal Corpse and Deicide, I'd be willing to go to this, as I'm the only person in Atlanta who hasn't seen Watain yet.
Maybe there'll be a boat show or tobacco convention going on the same night that will deplete their numbers.
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Suuuuuper stoked for this show. I'm actually glad to see that it's being promoted by Decibel, because they should be competent to sort out visas and all that shit in plenty of time to see a return on their investment.
This is the for real Haaaaail Sataaaan tour, huh?
Here's the Decibel Press release:
Decibel Magazine Tour Lineup Announced
Behemoth, Watain, the Devil's Blood and In Solitude take part in premier heavy metal magazine's inaugural tour starting in April
Blackened clouds are gathering overhead, and it's all our fault. North America's premier heavy metal magazine is launching the maiden edition of its annual earth-scorching tour this April. The inaugural Decibel Magazine Tour will feature not just the long-awaited stateside return of Polish blackened death metal overlords Behemoth, but support from Swedish black metal provocateurs Watain, Dutch prog mystics the Devil's Blood and Swedish old-school occultists In Solitude.
Beginning in April and laying waste through a gargantuan 26-date run, the Decibel Magazine Tour (presented by Metal Blade Records, IndieMerchStore.com, FYE, ESP Guitars and Good Fight Entertainment) not only offers four diverse European artists hand-picked by the magazine, but doubles as Behemoth's first U.S. tour since vocalist/guitarist Adam "Nergal" Darski's well-documented battle with - and triumph over - leukemia.
Gruesome visual evidence of this tour package is forthcoming: We went all the way to Sweden to capture the frontmen and women of all four bands for our special Decibel Magazine Tour cover story, streeting in April. "Considering the fact that we'll be sharing the stage with the most evil and uncompromising bands around - Watain, the Devil's Blood and In Solitude - this already makes it a legendary bill that you can't miss out on!" promises Nergal. "Watch out. We won't show up - we will ARRIVE with all the strength and might!"
"Part of Decibel's mission is to push the boundaries of what a metal publication is capable of doing," adds Decibel editor-in-chief Albert Mudrian, the tour's principal curator. "By bringing bands like Watain, the Devil's Blood and In Solitude to larger stages in the U.S., we create an additional vehicle to help raise their profiles. It's another way to infect the mainstream with the power of the underground."
It only makes sense that Decibel would present a tour package with a sense of integrity, purpose and history. "It is a joint force of artistic adversity and sinister creativity," assures Watain frontman Erik Danielsson, "which makes me think of the glorious days when bands like Venom, Metallica, Exodus and Slayer toured together like a great middle finger raised towards their sheep-minded contemporaries."
Excited yet? Well, here's an early opportunity to score a great deal AND avoid standing in line. Fifteen premium packages are available in each market that include your ticket to the show, a tour T-shirt, a tour poster and a super-exclusive "Skip the Line" pass to move you to the front when doors open. The price of this package is less than you would spend on a ticket and a tour shirt at the show! More details, including tour dates, venues and ticket info, will be announced at www.decibelmagazinetour.com on January 24th. Every ticket purchased through Topspin will come with a commemorative laminate, and all fans that purchase their ticket through Topspin will be entered to win an ESP Guitar.
Hails to our partners!
www.MetalBlade.com
www.IndieMerchStore.com
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www.goodfightentertainment.com
www.ESPGuitars.com
This is the for real Haaaaail Sataaaan tour, huh?
Here's the Decibel Press release:
Decibel Magazine Tour Lineup Announced
Behemoth, Watain, the Devil's Blood and In Solitude take part in premier heavy metal magazine's inaugural tour starting in April
Blackened clouds are gathering overhead, and it's all our fault. North America's premier heavy metal magazine is launching the maiden edition of its annual earth-scorching tour this April. The inaugural Decibel Magazine Tour will feature not just the long-awaited stateside return of Polish blackened death metal overlords Behemoth, but support from Swedish black metal provocateurs Watain, Dutch prog mystics the Devil's Blood and Swedish old-school occultists In Solitude.
Beginning in April and laying waste through a gargantuan 26-date run, the Decibel Magazine Tour (presented by Metal Blade Records, IndieMerchStore.com, FYE, ESP Guitars and Good Fight Entertainment) not only offers four diverse European artists hand-picked by the magazine, but doubles as Behemoth's first U.S. tour since vocalist/guitarist Adam "Nergal" Darski's well-documented battle with - and triumph over - leukemia.
Gruesome visual evidence of this tour package is forthcoming: We went all the way to Sweden to capture the frontmen and women of all four bands for our special Decibel Magazine Tour cover story, streeting in April. "Considering the fact that we'll be sharing the stage with the most evil and uncompromising bands around - Watain, the Devil's Blood and In Solitude - this already makes it a legendary bill that you can't miss out on!" promises Nergal. "Watch out. We won't show up - we will ARRIVE with all the strength and might!"
"Part of Decibel's mission is to push the boundaries of what a metal publication is capable of doing," adds Decibel editor-in-chief Albert Mudrian, the tour's principal curator. "By bringing bands like Watain, the Devil's Blood and In Solitude to larger stages in the U.S., we create an additional vehicle to help raise their profiles. It's another way to infect the mainstream with the power of the underground."
It only makes sense that Decibel would present a tour package with a sense of integrity, purpose and history. "It is a joint force of artistic adversity and sinister creativity," assures Watain frontman Erik Danielsson, "which makes me think of the glorious days when bands like Venom, Metallica, Exodus and Slayer toured together like a great middle finger raised towards their sheep-minded contemporaries."
Excited yet? Well, here's an early opportunity to score a great deal AND avoid standing in line. Fifteen premium packages are available in each market that include your ticket to the show, a tour T-shirt, a tour poster and a super-exclusive "Skip the Line" pass to move you to the front when doors open. The price of this package is less than you would spend on a ticket and a tour shirt at the show! More details, including tour dates, venues and ticket info, will be announced at www.decibelmagazinetour.com on January 24th. Every ticket purchased through Topspin will come with a commemorative laminate, and all fans that purchase their ticket through Topspin will be entered to win an ESP Guitar.
Hails to our partners!
www.MetalBlade.com
www.IndieMerchStore.com
www.FYE.com
www.goodfightentertainment.com
www.ESPGuitars.com
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Someone should photoshop a mound of steaming chicken wings in Farida's hands.Brian wrote:
E looks like he's from Avatar and Nergal looks like Frieza.
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HA HA !! RIGHT ON.nastynate wrote:Done
Otherwise the caption is as follows,
"I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT THIS BEEEEEEEEEEEG."
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