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stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 11:14 am

I didn't make it through 200M. Love the music tho.

Is Martyrs more torture porn, or is it real horror? Anyone seen Pontypool?

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 12:34 pm

martyrs is pretty gory, so i'd say yes. torture porn.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 12:52 pm

My idea of gore and the new idea of gore do not date each other.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 12:54 pm

Yeah, if we have to pick a category, I guess it would be torture porn. It's not straight horror, but it's not ridiculous like Saw either. It's more of a slow burn.

I hate for it to sound like "If you liked SAW, YOU'LL LOOOOVEE MARTYRS! This ain't your mama's torture porn!!" *electric guitar* Because it's better than that.

Along that vein, I was recently convinced to watch Hostel again. It totally bored me the first time, but the second time I liked it a lot more. It's pretty funny. So I went ahead and watched the second one, which was also good. Then I watched the third one, which sucked. The End.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 12:58 pm

I can't get with that stuff. And that Wolf Creek flick... sheesh. No thanks. At least it had gorgeous photography. But it was not fun.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 1:07 pm

See, I think Wolf Creek was boooooo-ring. But everyone cites it as some kind of landmark achievement in cinema. Whatever, all I remember is looking at the clock a lot.

Also, if anyone is planning to go to the Days of the Dead, today is apparently the last day before the price goes up. I don't know what it's going up to because the website is not terribly informative. We're just going one day, but a friend of mine is holding it down Dragon*Con style with a weekend pass and hotel room. Hopefully he won't have burned the place down by Sunday.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 1:17 pm

Diana wrote:See, I think Wolf Creek was boooooo-ring. But everyone cites it as some kind of landmark achievement in cinema. Whatever, all I remember is looking at the clock a lot.

A lot of the shots of nature were beautiful. Juxtaposed too well with the content. But yeah, it was boring! And just pure nihilism.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 2:13 pm

stewvee wrote:I can't get with that stuff.

THIS X 100000000000000000

slut rag · Post by **slut rag** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 2:49 pm

well now i want to check out wolf creek and netflix only has it on dvd. im really starting to hate netflix.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 3:20 pm

slut rag wrote:im really starting to hate netflix.

THIS TOO.

The only reason we've kept our is for kids shows/movies for the kiddo and tv shows. Their streaming movie selection is garbage... though they do have some good horror flix on occassion.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 3:50 pm

Ryan wrote:Their streaming movie selection is garbage...

HAHA! Man, you're approaching it all wrong. There's some REAL terrible shit in there! Embrace it!

Some personal faves: (which I cannot give the Netflix links for because they have blocked it at work)

Vampire Journals
Dreamaniac
Dungeonmaster AKA Ragewar
Kiss of the Vampire AKA Immortally Yours

And the absolute bottom of the steaming shit pile:
Birdemic: Shock and Terror

Seriously, and I'm not exaggerating here, if there is a movie worse than Birdemic I have not seen it. And let me assure you, I have seen some real terrible shit.

I love you, Netflix.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 4:29 pm

Ryan wrote:
slut rag wrote:im really starting to hate netflix.
THIS TOO.

The only reason we've kept our is for kids shows/movies for the kiddo and tv shows. Their streaming movie selection is garbage... though they do have some good horror flix on occassion.

I'm thinking of axing mine. My kid just wants to watch the same stuff over and over and over again. And I just end up watching my own VHS movies instead of the Netflix shit sitting there on the counter from three wks ago.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 4:36 pm

Diana wrote:Seriously, and I'm not exaggerating here, if there is a movie worse than Birdemic I have not seen it. And let me assure you, I have seen some real terrible shit.

Have you seen Monsturd?

...and yeah stew, we considered axing ours but just dropped to streaming only. It's worth it to have an endless supply of cartoons but I wouldn't pay for the DVD service.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 4:46 pm

No but I've heard of Retardead. Just added Monsturd to the queue. However, it looks like it's intentionally funny and stupid. There is nothing at all intentionally funny or stupid about Birdemic. Watch it with a trusted friend or you may be tempted to hang yourself before it's over.

Birdemic makes "Manos: the Hands of Fate" look like "Gone with the Wind."

Post by **MS_39455** » Fri March 2nd, 2012, 4:55 pm

Diana wrote:Birdemic makes "Manos: the Hands of Fate" look like "Gone with the Wind."

Jesus christ...Torgo Pizza anyone?

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