5/10 - Withered, Spewtilator, Death of Kings @ The Clermont

Post by **MS_39455** » Fri May 11th, 2012, 10:41 am

Knucklehead wrote:It was a little ... bizarre ... to be watching Withered while the guy behind me was geting a lapdance.

It was a little ... bizarre ... to be watching a lap dance while Withered was playing behind me.

SlashAndThrash · Post by **SlashAndThrash** » Fri May 11th, 2012, 1:20 pm

MS_39455 wrote:
Knucklehead wrote:It was a little ... bizarre ... to be watching Withered while the guy behind me was geting a lapdance.
It was a little ... bizarre ... to be watching a lap dance while Withered was playing behind me.

Hahaha

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat May 12th, 2012, 5:22 am

One day I'm gonna quit my job so I can go to all the shows.

Glad your Clermont cherry is finally popped, Moloc! Knucklehead is still fired.

Moloc · Post by **Moloc** » Sat May 12th, 2012, 8:31 am

Diana wrote:One day I'm gonna quit my job so I can go to all the shows.

Glad your Clermont cherry is finally popped, Moloc! Knucklehead is still fired.

As Dan said, I felt like I was in a movie. What a bizarre place. I noticed that the disco ball was hanging from the rafters through a hole in the ceiling!

I find it depressing that the dancers have to use their own dollars for their musical selections on the jukebox to dance to. I was pleasantly surprised that some of the dancers were under 40.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat May 12th, 2012, 12:34 pm

Moloc wrote:I find it depressing that the dancers have to use their own dollars for their musical selections on the jukebox to dance to. I was pleasantly surprised that some of the dancers were under 40.

First of all, don't believe everything they tell you, you poor devil. Tsk. Knucklehead is Super Hella Fired if he failed to inform you of this. Secondly, I'm curious about the under 40s. They may have known you were coming...

I took my brother there for his 21st birthday and bought him some Special Blondie Birthday Time. Blondie had bronchitis, which she immediately informed us of, while complaining about having to come in anyway because they were short-staffed. While she writhed on my brother's lap she would pause occasionally for wracking coughs and hacking. Also more complaining about having to work while sick. She finished up the lap dance and then read us a poem she had written called "the Midnight Revue," which was about how miserable it is to be a stripper.

Best birthday gift ever.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Sat May 12th, 2012, 12:38 pm

Diana wrote:
Moloc wrote:I find it depressing that the dancers have to use their own dollars for their musical selections on the jukebox to dance to. I was pleasantly surprised that some of the dancers were under 40.
First of all, don't believe everything they tell you, you poor devil. Tsk.

Except we saw them digging in their purses for cash.

Diana wrote:Best birthday gift ever.

Magical.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat May 12th, 2012, 12:45 pm

Knucklehead wrote:Except we saw them digging in their purses for cash.

You're a couple of pigeons, aren't ya? THEY'RE STRIPPERS. Geez. Next time we all head down there, I'm holding the wallets.

ratanda · Post by **ratanda** » Sat May 12th, 2012, 12:53 pm

Knucklehead wrote:
Diana wrote:
Moloc wrote:I find it depressing that the dancers have to use their own dollars for their musical selections on the jukebox to dance to. I was pleasantly surprised that some of the dancers were under 40.
First of all, don't believe everything they tell you, you poor devil. Tsk.
Except we saw them digging in their purses for cash.

And putting said cash into the jukebox immediately before getting on stage.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat May 12th, 2012, 1:01 pm

Oh, I'm sure they did. And probably looked real sad while doing it.

I'M HOLDING ALL THE WALLETS.

Moloc · Post by **Moloc** » Sat May 12th, 2012, 2:55 pm

Is it in poor taste to tip the dancers with quarters?

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat May 12th, 2012, 4:35 pm

Moloc wrote:Is it in poor taste to tip the dancers with quarters?

HA! Please oh please let me go to the Clermont with you. Knucklehead, you're rehired if you can make this happen.

DeathfareDevil · Post by **DeathfareDevil** » Sun May 13th, 2012, 7:21 pm

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Mon May 14th, 2012, 7:39 am

DeathfareDevil wrote:

Moloc · Post by **Moloc** » Mon May 14th, 2012, 8:12 am

DeathfareDevil wrote:

I thought I would insert them into cracks and crevasses one at a time.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Tue May 15th, 2012, 1:48 pm

That shit it is still making me giggle. Its the wolf that brings it all together.

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5/10 - Withered, Spewtilator, Death of Kings @ The Clermont

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