Metal in unmetal places

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Sun August 12th, 2012, 2:12 pm

Keep it until Lars dies of a massive overdose of ego. Then auction it.

Win-win.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Mon August 13th, 2012, 11:23 am

Knucklehead wrote:
stewvee wrote:Name names.
You know the one. Their list of sins is mighty:
No low end on their fourth album
Fifth album went radio-friendly
Picked a fight with the Internet
Recorded with a symphony
Made self-indulgent documentaries that included the auction of abstract art
Et cetera
But it is a sweet embroidered logo patch.

i've got like three metallica patches on my vest....

Moloc · Post by **Moloc** » Mon August 13th, 2012, 11:55 am

Knucklehead wrote:
stewvee wrote:Name names.
You know the one. Their list of sins is mighty:
No low end on their fourth album
Fifth album went radio-friendly
Picked a fight with the Internet
Recorded with a symphony
Made self-indulgent documentaries that included the auction of abstract art
Et cetera
But it is a sweet embroidered logo patch.

Have your wife sew the words "(the first four albums)" under the patch and it'll look fine.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon August 13th, 2012, 1:19 pm

Sew that bad boy on.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Sat August 18th, 2012, 9:35 am

In my flight room right now...we got the weather channel on and they were interviewing some guy who had long hair. They zoomed out and he was wearing an Immortal shirt! I almost pointed it out but realized my flightmates wouldn't know what the hell I was talking about haha Anyways, Immortal shirt on mational TV = metal \m/

Post by **Brian** » Sat September 8th, 2012, 11:48 am

The Mountain Goats played a fest in NC yesterday.
Set consisted exclusively of In Solitude, Gorguts, Darkthrone, Summoning, Nightwish, Ozzy, and Dio covers.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Sat September 8th, 2012, 12:28 pm

ANAL CUNT tee in front of me at Delia's Chick Sausage stand this a.m.

Post by **melkor** » Mon September 10th, 2012, 8:34 pm

Brian wrote:The Mountain Goats played a fest in NC yesterday.
Set consisted exclusively of In Solitude, Gorguts, Darkthrone, Summoning, Nightwish, Ozzy, and Dio covers.

Unrelated, but I just listened to a Judge John Hodgman podcast where John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats (as a special guest) says that King Diamond is from South Africa.

I guess the podcast kind of counts as metal in an unmetal place, so might as well post it:
http://www.maximumfun.org/judge-john-ho ... ngers-ball

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » Mon September 10th, 2012, 10:38 pm

stewvee wrote:ANAL CUNT tee in front of me at Delia's Chick Sausage stand this a.m.

this rules

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Mon September 17th, 2012, 12:50 pm

Stopped at some random gas station up around Cleveland, GA on our way back from staying in a cabin up there over the weekend. After paying for my coffee and Reese's Big Cup the clean shaven and exceptionally nerdy looking cashier complimented me on my Napalm Death shirt saying "nice shirt" while holding up the horns and then saying "headbang til death." He then asked me if I'd heard In Flames new record and told me he really liked "more melodic metal" and asked me what my favorite band was. My reply, "Dude, go find a copy of Stained Class by Judas Priest and listen to that shit on repeat forever." He said ok, and I left. The end.

SadisticRitual · Post by **SadisticRitual** » Mon September 17th, 2012, 2:01 pm

Ryan wrote:Stopped at some random gas station up around Cleveland, GA on our way back from staying in a cabin up there over the weekend. After paying for my coffee and Reese's Big Cup the clean shaven and exceptionally nerdy looking cashier complimented me on my Napalm Death shirt saying "nice shirt" while holding up the horns and then saying "headbang til death." He then asked me if I'd heard In Flames new record and told me he really liked "more melodic metal" and asked me what my favorite band was. My reply, "Dude, go find a copy of Stained Class by Judas Priest and listen to that shit on repeat forever." He said ok, and I left. The end.

Another lost soul saved by the priest.

stewvee · Post by **stewvee** » Mon September 17th, 2012, 2:14 pm

Waiting on Scott's retort...

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Mon September 17th, 2012, 2:35 pm

(*crickets*)

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat September 22nd, 2012, 1:59 pm

I forget how satanic all my shirts are until I wear one to work. I've gotten better about not wearing the Belphegor hoodie which is festooned with pentagrams and tits, but I'm not so good in the tshirt area. Right now my back says "HELLISH MERCENARY" on it. I actually used this argument with my husband: "but there are no pentagrams!" He said, "A DUDE is getting SCALPED." "Yeah, but no pentagrams is progress...right? Except the one on my right forearm..."

Sorry, coworkers. I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try.

Knucklehead · Post by **Knucklehead** » Sat September 22nd, 2012, 6:28 pm

On the Square in Decatur, listening to a generic rock'n'roll, singer-songwriter type band with the family.

I have "Maze of Torment" running through my head.

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