Metal in unmetal places

[ScreamBloodyGore]

I forget how satanic all my shirts are until I wear one to work. I've gotten better about not wearing the Belphegor hoodie which is festooned with pentagrams and tits, but I'm not so good in the tshirt area. Right now my back says "HELLISH MERCENARY" on it. I actually used this argument with my husband: "but there are no pentagrams!" He said, "A DUDE is getting SCALPED." "Yeah, but no pentagrams is progress...right? Except the one on my right forearm..."

Sorry, coworkers. I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try.

It wasn't until recently, during one of my daily trips to Tower on Buford Highway, that I realized just how greatly my Nunslaughter shirt was offending everyone in there. Usually I don't care about shit like that, but this old lady was like "omg oh my fucking mg" and I was all like "damn man, I feel like a twat.

[SlashAndThrash]

Fuck that woman you should have had sex woth her right then and there

[Metalfreak]

Fuck that woman you should have had sex woth her right then and there

[Kaganator]

ROFL

[xforeverxmetalx]

I have one of those thingies in my car that broadcasts mp3s onto an unused radio station. They broadcast far enough outside the car though that sometimes I pick up on someone else's radio thingy and am forced to endure country or hiphop for a few seconds until I get away from their car.

Today my metal was briefly interrupted by someone else's metal. I was amused. It was a cool song too (though I didn't catch enough of it to have an idea what it was).

[Ryan]

I have one of those thingies in my car that broadcasts mp3s onto an unused radio station. They broadcast far enough outside the car though that sometimes I pick up on someone else's radio thingy and am forced to endure country or hiphop for a few seconds until I get away from their car.

Today my metal was briefly interrupted by someone else's metal. I was amused. It was a cool song too (though I didn't catch enough of it to have an idea what it was).

I used to use one of those things and while having other people's music cut in was a bit annoying it always made me smile thinking that other people were suddenly getting blasted by extreme jams.

[badcarburetor]

I forget how satanic all my shirts are until I wear one to work. I've gotten better about not wearing the Belphegor hoodie which is festooned with pentagrams and tits, but I'm not so good in the tshirt area. Right now my back says "HELLISH MERCENARY" on it. I actually used this argument with my husband: "but there are no pentagrams!" He said, "A DUDE is getting SCALPED." "Yeah, but no pentagrams is progress...right? Except the one on my right forearm..."

Sorry, coworkers. I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try.

Yep. We are the same person. I'm always really proud of myself when I go out somewhere nice with the man and I don't have any pentagrams, naked broads, "HELLs" or "FUCKs" on my person. I work on simple progress, too.

We also have the same motto.

[Diana]

but this old lady was like "omg oh my fucking mg" and I was all like "damn man, I feel like a twat.

Haha! I always feel really bad when it's an old lady. All the latent Catholic guilt comes rushing back.

I'm always really proud of myself when I go out somewhere nice with the man and I don't have any pentagrams, naked broads, "HELLs" or "FUCKs" on my person. I work on simple progress, too.

At this point, Chris & Jim have both solidly earned the Nobel Prize for Tolerance. Poor wingmen get no respect.

[Moloc]

This weekend I'm going to go get some switch grass for the yard called "Heavy Metal." Friend of a friend's got some that needs splitting and our back yard is a barren mud pit.

[badcarburetor]

This weekend I'm going to go get some switch grass for the yard called "Heavy Metal." Friend of a friend's got some that needs splitting and our back yard is a barren mud pit.

I had to look this up. That looks like the kind of shit you want to get rid of, not import. Does it come from a swamp? Why would you want to put this in your yard, mud pit or not?

[Moloc]

This weekend I'm going to go get some switch grass for the yard called "Heavy Metal." Friend of a friend's got some that needs splitting and our back yard is a barren mud pit.

I had to look this up. That looks like the kind of shit you want to get rid of, not import. Does it come from a swamp? Why would you want to put this in your yard, mud pit or not?

I want some tall grasses and a yard that doesn't have to be mowed. I've considered other options: rocks, wood chips, mulch, fake grass, etc. This is some stuff we can get for free and it grows easily.

[badcarburetor]

This weekend I'm going to go get some switch grass for the yard called "Heavy Metal." Friend of a friend's got some that needs splitting and our back yard is a barren mud pit.

I had to look this up. That looks like the kind of shit you want to get rid of, not import. Does it come from a swamp? Why would you want to put this in your yard, mud pit or not?

I want some tall grasses and a yard that doesn't have to be mowed. I've considered other options: rocks, wood chips, mulch, fake grass, etc. This is some stuff we can get for free and it grows easily.

I bet it does, be careful it doesn't eat your house.

[Ryan]

This weekend I'm going to go get some switch grass for the yard called "Heavy Metal." Friend of a friend's got some that needs splitting and our back yard is a barren mud pit.

I had to look this up. That looks like the kind of shit you want to get rid of, not import. Does it come from a swamp? Why would you want to put this in your yard, mud pit or not?

I want some tall grasses and a yard that doesn't have to be mowed. I've considered other options: rocks, wood chips, mulch, fake grass, etc. This is some stuff we can get for free and it grows easily.

I bet it does, be careful it doesn't eat your house.

Haha there's some folks in my neighborhood that have some patches of that in their landscaping or whatever... not sure about a whole yard of it though? Are you planting it in a large area? Maybe I'm misunderstanding your intentions.

[Moloc]

This weekend I'm going to go get some switch grass for the yard called "Heavy Metal." Friend of a friend's got some that needs splitting and our back yard is a barren mud pit.

I had to look this up. That looks like the kind of shit you want to get rid of, not import. Does it come from a swamp? Why would you want to put this in your yard, mud pit or not?

I want some tall grasses and a yard that doesn't have to be mowed. I've considered other options: rocks, wood chips, mulch, fake grass, etc. This is some stuff we can get for free and it grows easily.

I bet it does, be careful it doesn't eat your house.

Haha there's some folks in my neighborhood that have some patches of that in their landscaping or whatever... not sure about a whole yard of it though? Are you planting it in a large area? Maybe I'm misunderstanding your intentions.

Yeah, I'm gonna put it in patches and maybe have gravel around it. I haven't worked out all the details yet. I'm no gardener by any means. I'll take a picture when it's done. (Never thought this would turn into a gardening thread!)

[Ryan]

This weekend I'm going to go get some switch grass for the yard called "Heavy Metal." Friend of a friend's got some that needs splitting and our back yard is a barren mud pit.

I had to look this up. That looks like the kind of shit you want to get rid of, not import. Does it come from a swamp? Why would you want to put this in your yard, mud pit or not?

I want some tall grasses and a yard that doesn't have to be mowed. I've considered other options: rocks, wood chips, mulch, fake grass, etc. This is some stuff we can get for free and it grows easily.

I bet it does, be careful it doesn't eat your house.

Haha there's some folks in my neighborhood that have some patches of that in their landscaping or whatever... not sure about a whole yard of it though? Are you planting it in a large area? Maybe I'm misunderstanding your intentions.

Yeah, I'm gonna put it in patches and maybe have gravel around it. I haven't worked out all the details yet. I'm no gardener by any means. I'll take a picture when it's done. (Never thought this would turn into a gardening thread!)

Haha yeah that makes sense, I thought you were saying you were just going to plant it everywhere like grass in your backyard in which case Kay's comment might become a reality.