Anybody Want a Giant-Ass TV?

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Thu July 25th, 2013, 6:41 am

Like really giant? For free?

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This ain't no flat screen, folks. It is a fortress of entertainment. And all you gotta do is come and get it, because we don't have a vehicle that can transport this thing. I forgot to measure it, but it's roughly the size of Chris's Honda Fit.

It works, it's hilarious, and it came with the house. It even has a remote! But we're cutting the cable because fuck Comcast in the earhole, so the poor thing is about to become even more obsolete than it already is. And frankly, we can use the space. For like another guest room or something.

If none of you guys want it, I'm gonna offer it to I_LOVE_ZUCKERPENIS, then when I_LOVE_ZUCKERPENIS doesn't want it we'll offer it to the freaks and pedos on Mos Eisley -- I mean Craig's List. So hurry!! Act now!! Don't let this opportunity pass you by!!

Holla at me.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri July 26th, 2013, 6:24 am

Okay, I'm gonna put it on fb. But I'll still let you jerkies have first dibs. When you wake up in a cold sweat tonight, filled with regret for what could have been, let me know. The Fortress of Entertainment will be waiting for you.

I actually would like to shove it down theRothstanator's stairs just to see if it could take that corner. I wonder how deep it would plow into the wall.

Thrashmania · Post by **Thrashmania** » Fri July 26th, 2013, 6:37 am

Can...can we set it on fire?

Moloc · Post by **Moloc** » Fri July 26th, 2013, 7:08 am

TV bonfire party!

Thrashmania · Post by **Thrashmania** » Fri July 26th, 2013, 10:00 am

...I've got a truck and the muscle, tell me where we are burning it and I'll make it happen. Someone else has to supply the beer though.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Fri July 26th, 2013, 10:00 am

That seems like a pretty legit way to send it off. Also less depressing than the dump.

If I can't get rid of it, we'll make this Plan B. HOORAY!!

Moloc · Post by **Moloc** » Fri July 26th, 2013, 3:01 pm

I'll bring some beer.

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Sat July 27th, 2013, 11:31 am

If you are going to burn it, you really should add a canoe and the lake at Stone Mountain for a proper Viking send-off. It does deserve it.

Diana · Post by **Diana** » Sat July 27th, 2013, 2:54 pm

"We're gonna need a bigger canoe..."

badcarburetor · Post by **badcarburetor** » Sun July 28th, 2013, 1:27 pm

Diana wrote:"We're gonna need a bigger canoe..."

Classic.

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