sick joke contest

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Fri August 12th, 2005, 3:58 pm

Greg wrote:
andyb wrote:
what do you do when your dishwasher quits working?
slap the bitch
I got that one beat.

Q: How do you know when it's time to do the dishes?

A: You look down in your pants, and if you have a dick it's not time.

hahaha nice

Post by **Metalfreak** » Thu September 29th, 2005, 8:13 am

Why can't Jesus eat skittles?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

2 faggots were having butt sex and their house caught fire. Who got out first?
The fag on the bottom because he already had his shit packed

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.

holly · Post by **holly** » Thu September 29th, 2005, 8:37 am

Metalfreak wrote:Why can't Jesus eat skittles?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

2 faggots were having butt sex and their house caught fire. Who got out first?
The fag on the bottom because he already had his shit packed

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.

Jesus's holes weren't in his hands, I don't think.

kshatriyaMC · Post by **kshatriyaMC** » Thu September 29th, 2005, 9:29 am

what happens when a jew with a boner walks into a wall

they hit there nose

kshatriyaMC · Post by **kshatriyaMC** » Thu September 29th, 2005, 9:34 am

Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, "let's go get shitfaced"

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Thu September 29th, 2005, 11:09 am

Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise on her ass!

Shut up and eat around it!

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Thu September 29th, 2005, 2:55 pm

holly wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:Why can't Jesus eat skittles?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

2 faggots were having butt sex and their house caught fire. Who got out first?
The fag on the bottom because he already had his shit packed

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Jesus's holes weren't in his hands, I don't think.

you cant be fucking serious, i know you cant be that much of a stupid bitch. gonna analyze a joke now huh? what about the 2 condoms walk infront of a bar???? condoms cant walk... or talk for that matter.

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Thu September 29th, 2005, 2:55 pm

how do you know your at a gay picnic?

all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Fri September 30th, 2005, 9:23 am

holly wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:Why can't Jesus eat skittles?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

2 faggots were having butt sex and their house caught fire. Who got out first?
The fag on the bottom because he already had his shit packed

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Jesus's holes weren't in his hands, I don't think.

yeah, I know...it'sjust for the sake of the joke!

Death2all · Post by **Death2all** » Fri September 30th, 2005, 11:16 am

Metalfreak wrote:
holly wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:Why can't Jesus eat skittles?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

2 faggots were having butt sex and their house caught fire. Who got out first?
The fag on the bottom because he already had his shit packed

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Jesus's holes weren't in his hands, I don't think.
yeah, I know...it'sjust for the sake of the joke!

he masturbates the same way that is with the holes in his hands

holly · Post by **holly** » Fri September 30th, 2005, 2:44 pm

andyb wrote:
holly wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:Why can't Jesus eat skittles?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

2 faggots were having butt sex and their house caught fire. Who got out first?
The fag on the bottom because he already had his shit packed

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Jesus's holes weren't in his hands, I don't think.
you cant be fucking serious, i know you cant be that much of a stupid bitch. gonna analyze a joke now huh? what about the 2 condoms walk infront of a bar???? condoms cant walk... or talk for that matter.

Fight me.

holly · Post by **holly** » Fri September 30th, 2005, 2:45 pm

Metalfreak wrote:
holly wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:Why can't Jesus eat skittles?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

2 faggots were having butt sex and their house caught fire. Who got out first?
The fag on the bottom because he already had his shit packed

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Jesus's holes weren't in his hands, I don't think.
yeah, I know...it'sjust for the sake of the joke!

Yeah.
That's what I get for watching too much TV.
;]

andyb · Post by **andyb** » Fri September 30th, 2005, 3:43 pm

holly wrote:
andyb wrote:
holly wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:Why can't Jesus eat skittles?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

2 faggots were having butt sex and their house caught fire. Who got out first?
The fag on the bottom because he already had his shit packed

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Jesus's holes weren't in his hands, I don't think.
you cant be fucking serious, i know you cant be that much of a stupid bitch. gonna analyze a joke now huh? what about the 2 condoms walk infront of a bar???? condoms cant walk... or talk for that matter.
Fight me.

??? fight you? alright lets get it on.

Post by **Metalfreak** » Sat February 18th, 2006, 12:03 am

I found this one on the 'net just now and thought of this thread...

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"

"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back.

"No"

"Well, than your not big enough"

Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.

"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again.

"No"

"Well, than your not big enough"

Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"

Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"

Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."

Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies"

frankinzombie666 · Post by **frankinzombie666** » Tue February 21st, 2006, 6:26 am

why are all those be-headed innocent babys with all there organs taken out and put in a spacific order, with there bodys bound and gagged and there rectums widenedwith knifes and rusty metal handals shovd up there urithra's while some of them still twitch and gag on there own blood and pre-mature semen. and some of there limbs still have a pulse while blood and fecal matter graze gracefully and gain mold and decay upon the maggot infested dog corpse soaked carpet. and millions and millions on bugs and flys swarm in and out of there black liquid dripping eye sockets as stray animals of all kinds slide in from the hole bashed into the back door and shit and piss all over the rotting corpses.and the smell just gets worse and worse. mold and new breeds of deformed animals take over the entire house and the sight of pure death fills the teary eyes of the mother of the children that rot on the floor. decapatated???

Becase i had a fucking bad day. lol! get it??

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